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well i had no takers who wanted to be my other half for a night .apart from tannia who i think lives to far away to come and hold my hand .but thank you anyway i will send photo i will go and pay the membershipand entrance fee. and most prob shit myself . and that will put me of for life so heres to it.i might go this weekend be totally confused and leave shitting myself .but on other hand i might love it .anyway wish me luck.
so if you go to a swingin club this weekend. and see a bloke in the corner shittin himself please say hello.
thanks onward and upward . :shock:
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well i had no takers who wanted to be my other half for a night .apart from tannia who i think lives to far away to come and hold my hand .but thank you anyway i will send photo i will go and pay the membershipand entrance fee. and most prob shit myself . and that will put me of for life so heres to it.i might go this weekend be totally confused and leave shitting myself .but on other hand i might love it .anyway wish me luck.
so if you go to a swingin club this weekend. and see a bloke in the corner shittin himself please say hello.
thanks onward and upward . :shock:

Well, Im sorry to say sweetie but if I were to see a guy in the cprner shitting himself Id probably run in the opposite direction because for starters there wouldnt be much of a good aroma around, and seeing a guy squatting like that wouldnt be too attractive i wouldnt think,lol.
funny lol :lol: :lol: but i dont mean littrally