I am a shape shifter a couple of months ago what I believe was the force of the almighty changed me from a humble University Undergraduate into the first Dragon to walk the Earth in 250,000 years.
My mission was to fight evil & protect the righteous also in my spare time I like Music, Football & plenty of the old in & out action, as fighting all day makes myself sexually frustrated. Hence am on this site.
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so then what do you all do for a living
Sex God
I am 'The Highlander' , was a tough job to get as the qualifications are pretty vague and there is as far as we know only one job available.
Orgasminator
I supply, provide care and fit floorcoverings, comercial and domestic, so if you need any advice on the fluffy stuff, oh by the way ive heard them all. 
Orgasminator
OK here goes...
write computer softwarewrite articles for computer magazinesdesign and build websitesa network administrator for a number of small companies in the areainstall network systems including and repair computersand I have a brush with a smelly my spare time I wind up "Jobs Worths" and irritate large companies, which is really great fun.
write computer softwarewrite articles for computer magazinesdesign and build websitesa network administrator for a number of small companies in the areainstall network systems including and repair computersand I have a brush with a smelly my spare time I wind up "Jobs Worths" and irritate large companies, which is really great fun.
Sex God
I am a primary school teacher and my hubby works in a wholesalers.
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
I am a primary school teacher and my hubby works in a wholesalers.
I once tried to sell a hole but customers insisted on looking into it before buying.
Allright...allright I apologies, its a shallow barrel.
Sex God
the old ones are the best 
Sex God
Quote by davej
I am a primary school teacher and my hubby works in a wholesalers.
I once tried to sell a hole but customers insisted on looking into it before buying.
Allright...allright I apologies, its a shallow barrel.
why? has it got an 'ole in it???
neil ;-)
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
? has it got an 'ole in it???
neil ;-)
there haint no ole in my barrel john
repeat after me....
aw naw bran cow......
Quote by Heather
It strikes me that if we fused ALL the SH regulars together, we would STILL not get one sane, well adjusted person... :taz: :crazy:
:shock: I'm well adjusted thank you .........
these bras are the most well adjusted I've ever had ......
as for sane ............................. hmmmm that's going to take some working on.
Sex God
Quote by Heather
It strikes me that if we fused ALL the SH regulars together, we would STILL not get one sane, well adjusted person... :taz: :crazy:
heather, while sane people are all well and good, i couldn't eat a 'hole one!
and calista, good to know the committee in the NSB club are doing such sterling work, and have you so well balanced! heartwarming to see!
neil ;-)
Was sure I'd posted this before, but anyway here goes.
I talk technoshite all day long. I work for an international electrical component manufacturer and give technical support to all the numpties of the world who can't read the catalogue.
And on a good day i get to wire some of the products up and try to blow them up.
Ian
I talk technoshite all day long. I work for an international electrical component manufacturer and give technical support to all the numpties of the world who can't read the catalogue.
And on a good day i get to wire some of the products up and try to blow them up.
Ian
Quote by Heather
It strikes me that if we fused ALL the SH regulars together, we would STILL not get one sane, well adjusted person... :taz: :crazy:
I beg to differ!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Walks back to the SH Guard Room mumbling about the cheek of some people on here !!!
:roll: :roll: Orgasminator
Quote by musketeer
Managing Director, Tea Boy, Sweeper-upper, telephonist, goods inward, goods outward, stock controller, purchase ledger, sales ledger, technical helpdesk, but I'm not the filing clerk which is why my office is covered in heaps of paper.
I can empathise with that...
I don't work!............................................ I just!.....................................................
1 clean the house
2 wash the pots
3 washing the clothes and ironing
4 scream at the kids
5 do the gardening
6 the DIY around the house
7 and worse of all put up with my mothering law! :twisted:
So i just let Mr Debs do all the work!
1 clean the house
2 wash the pots
3 washing the clothes and ironing
4 scream at the kids
5 do the gardening
6 the DIY around the house
7 and worse of all put up with my mothering law! :twisted:
So i just let Mr Debs do all the work!
Quote by debbiewebs
I don't work!............................................ I just!.....................................................
1 clean the house
2 wash the pots
3 washing the clothes and ironing
4 scream at the kids
5 do the gardening
6 the DIY around the house
7 and worse of all put up with my mothering law! :twisted:
So i just let Mr Debs do all the work!
You mean you're just a house-wife then!!?? :shock:
:? :? :? Sarge goes hunting for one of Gmans old bunkers!!
:lol: :lol: Quote by Sgt Bilko
I don't work!............................................ I just!.....................................................
1 clean the house
2 wash the pots
3 washing the clothes and ironing
4 scream at the kids
5 do the gardening
6 the DIY around the house
7 and worse of all put up with my mothering in sin! :twisted:
So i just let Mr Debs do all the work!
You mean you're just a house-wife then!!?? :shock:
:? :? :? Sarge goes hunting for one of Gmans old bunkers!!
:lol: :lol:................... I AM NOT MARRIED ! :twisted:
So ok ok i am a house errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr person!...........yes you may run into your bunker because when i get hold of you i am going to
.......upps....... 
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Holey Moley, Batman!!!
Seems to me there's a disproportionate number of Techies in this place - that must say something about the industry - male dominated, I should have stayed in the Civil Service, better balance there - though when I told one guy I was talking to at La Chambre I was in IT, he said something like, isn't that what gays all do? You want a real job for a man, I'm a brickie me" ... not the first time I heard that actually as years ago when I first came into the industry I read an article that said something similar though it's unclear what area of IT they got this from ... think accountancy was up there too!
Anyway, when I'm not practising my lightsaber technique I'm a DBA for one of the many banks in the 'new square mile' ... a soulless shit-hole called Canary Wharf :!:
Seems to me there's a disproportionate number of Techies in this place - that must say something about the industry - male dominated, I should have stayed in the Civil Service, better balance there - though when I told one guy I was talking to at La Chambre I was in IT, he said something like, isn't that what gays all do? You want a real job for a man, I'm a brickie me" ... not the first time I heard that actually as years ago when I first came into the industry I read an article that said something similar though it's unclear what area of IT they got this from ... think accountancy was up there too!
Anyway, when I'm not practising my lightsaber technique
I'm a DBA for one of the many banks in the 'new square mile' ... a soulless shit-hole called Canary Wharf :!: Sex God
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Im one of thise people who callyou up when your just about to eat your tea and try to sell you double glazing!!! :shock:
Promise not to hate me?????
Now how could anyone hate you? Saying that, I'm kinda shocked at what you do ... :shock: :shock: :shock: ... I'm too embarrassed to admit that I did a very short spell as a door to door insurance salesman
Just realised .. my 100th post !!!
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