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So what do you want santa to bring you for christmas
My sister phone me last week and said she was out shopping and what did I want for Chtistmas, Now that spoils the surprise a bit.
So What do you really want
Quote by raunchyrabbits
The Sugababes.

I'll have MRS raunchyrabbits in my stocking please.
(or she could always wear her own) :twisted:
Would really really like my car back... but redface failling that... anything pink and fluffy biggrin
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...
Quote by sexylondonguy
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...

I'll see your pussycat dolls and raise you one girls aloud
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by mihangel69
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...

I'll see your pussycat dolls and raise you one girls aloud
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey lets not play against each other, lets just put it together biggrin
hump
this could be a great christmas, to be honest with all those women it's my gf that would get more excited than me lol
All I really, really want for Christmas is my name to be added to a piece of paper. It's not much to ask is it.....
OK, the peice of paper is Bill Gates last will and testament - but it is still just a name on a piece of paper. rolleyes
Quote by sexylondonguy
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...

I'll see your pussycat dolls and raise you one girls aloud
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey lets not play against each other, lets just put it together biggrin
hump
this could be a great christmas, to be honest with all those women it's my gf that would get more excited than me lol
Okey-Dokey. :D
Quote by sexylondonguy
i'd aim higher personally. i'd love all of the pussycat dolls in one large swinging orgie :P
*goes off dreaming*
i'd even let santa join in...

I'll see your pussycat dolls and raise you one girls aloud
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
hey lets not play against each other, lets just put it together biggrin
hump
this could be a great christmas, to be honest with all those women it's my gf that would get more excited than me lol
Okey-Dokey. :D
i'm treating myself to a new car.
should a man in a red coat and beard bring me one, then i will be very worried as to his intentions.
Ruth and I were discussing that the other day, and both settled on a naked lady covered in chocolate. Girls and chocolate eh? We'll be obsolete soon, mark my words men!
Quote by raunchyrabbits
The Sugababes.

I'll have MRS raunchyrabbits in my stocking please.
(or she could always wear her own) :twisted:
Well have you been a very good boy and behaved yourself all year?
LOL....I'm always VERY good......(in a non-bragging way) :twisted:
mrs ninja, wants a particular jenna jameson video, that we saw 4 years ago, she still goes on about it now when we watch some porn "i dont like this i want the jenna one with the race car".is all i keep getting, but after some serious tracking down on the net i found it and bought it, it`s sat here ready for opening, and seriously girls if yur lesbian..then you want this one, jenna jameson "the fast and furious". ...............................................she`l be well chuffed biggrin
Quote by quimninja2003
mrs ninja, wants a particular jenna jameson video, that we saw 4 years ago, she still goes on about it now when we watch some porn "i dont like this i want the jenna one with the race car".is all i keep getting, but after some serious tracking down on the net i found it and bought it, it`s sat here ready for opening, and seriously girls if yur lesbian..then you want this one, jenna jameson "the fast and furious". ...............................................she`l be well chuffed biggrin

strange to quote your own reply but hummmph "am i bovered". any girls want to unwrap this prezzie with her then get back to us, profiles got loads of pics...................i know...i know ....a shameless plug
A Muir Hill 171. Thats the one with the 540 V8 Perkins in it. :inlove: :love: :inlove:
Who`s that saying "There`s always one"?
Quote by quimninja2003
mrs ninja, wants a particular jenna jameson video, that we saw 4 years ago, she still goes on about it now when we watch some porn "i dont like this i want the jenna one with the race car".is all i keep getting, but after some serious tracking down on the net i found it and bought it, it`s sat here ready for opening, and seriously girls if yur lesbian..then you want this one, jenna jameson "the fast and furious". ...............................................she`l be well chuffed biggrin


Jenna Jameson is Fast and Furiously Wild about her need for Speed and Hot Sex. She's rounded up the most Radical Girls on the Strip! It's an all out Race for the Hottest Female Fun. They're Hot, Nasty, and Burnin' up the Street! An All Girl Action DVD with Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Serenity and friends.

now hook me a copy sounds er....educational :D
p.s. pretty lady you got there smile this could sound rather retarded of me to say, but it's her smile that does it not the assets :) :)
Quote by sexylondonguy
mrs ninja, wants a particular jenna jameson video, that we saw 4 years ago, she still goes on about it now when we watch some porn "i dont like this i want the jenna one with the race car".is all i keep getting, but after some serious tracking down on the net i found it and bought it, it`s sat here ready for opening, and seriously girls if yur lesbian..then you want this one, jenna jameson "the fast and furious". ...............................................she`l be well chuffed biggrin


Jenna Jameson is Fast and Furiously Wild about her need for Speed and Hot Sex. She's rounded up the most Radical Girls on the Strip! It's an all out Race for the Hottest Female Fun. They're Hot, Nasty, and Burnin' up the Street! An All Girl Action DVD with Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Serenity and friends.

now hook me a copy sounds er....educational :D
p.s. pretty lady you got there smile
thats the one mate, she`l be over the moon, and thanx for the comment about mrs ninja
Quote by sexylondonguy
mrs ninja, wants a particular jenna jameson video, that we saw 4 years ago, she still goes on about it now when we watch some porn "i dont like this i want the jenna one with the race car".is all i keep getting, but after some serious tracking down on the net i found it and bought it, it`s sat here ready for opening, and seriously girls if yur lesbian..then you want this one, jenna jameson "the fast and furious". ...............................................she`l be well chuffed biggrin


Jenna Jameson is Fast and Furiously Wild about her need for Speed and Hot Sex. She's rounded up the most Radical Girls on the Strip! It's an all out Race for the Hottest Female Fun. They're Hot, Nasty, and Burnin' up the Street! An All Girl Action DVD with Jenna Jameson, Jill Kelly, Serenity and friends.

now hook me a copy sounds er....educational :D
p.s. pretty lady you got there smile this could sound rather retarded of me to say, but it's her smile that does it not the assets :) :)
oh...and i know what you mean about her smile, thats what i noticed about her first ...then her eyes ...then her....................................assets
on a more serious note, what i really want for christmas is for my girlfriend to be happy, regain her smile and get some christmas spirit. this is our first christmas and apparently she's always misrebale for some reason over christmas. makes me sad sad. so if santa is reading or someone is in contact with him, then please give my gf a big dose of happiness.
A happy gf makes a very happy boyfriend biggrin
Quote by sexylondonguy
on a more serious note, what i really want for christmas is for my girlfriend to be happy, regain her smile and get some christmas spirit. this is our first christmas and apparently she's always misrebale for some reason over christmas. makes me sad sad. so if santa is reading or someone is in contact with him, then please give my gf a big dose of happiness.
A happy gf makes a very happy boyfriend biggrin

awww thats really heart wrenching mate, perhaps something bad happed at xmas when she was little....poor little bugger,
hope you have a good xmas, an if your g/f ever wants to swing with ya give us a shout, by the way ...the rugged phase on your photo looks good
theres nothing i really want for xmas...
except 2 young sexy bi guys.. and i should be getting them next week biggrin :D
i cant wait lol
Quote by quimninja2003
on a more serious note, what i really want for christmas is for my girlfriend to be happy, regain her smile and get some christmas spirit. this is our first christmas and apparently she's always misrebale for some reason over christmas. makes me sad sad. so if santa is reading or someone is in contact with him, then please give my gf a big dose of happiness.
A happy gf makes a very happy boyfriend biggrin

awww thats really heart wrenching mate, perhaps something bad happed at xmas when she was little....poor little bugger,
hope you have a good xmas, an if your g/f ever wants to swing with ya give us a shout, by the way ...the rugged phase on your photo looks good
Well my gf is going crazy wanting to unleash her bi side, just haven't found a lady for her to have fun with :P also we'd love to go to a swingers club, but no idea where neutral we're amature n00bs and no one to guide us ;)
But London's a bit of a distance from you?
i want some nice new kinky friends that come around to my house in the daytimes and use my place as a sex site. fems, cpls, bi guys...all welcome smile
Quote by sexylondonguy
on a more serious note, what i really want for christmas is for my girlfriend to be happy, regain her smile and get some christmas spirit. this is our first christmas and apparently she's always misrebale for some reason over christmas. makes me sad sad. so if santa is reading or someone is in contact with him, then please give my gf a big dose of happiness.
A happy gf makes a very happy boyfriend biggrin

awww thats really heart wrenching mate, perhaps something bad happed at xmas when she was little....poor little bugger,
hope you have a good xmas, an if your g/f ever wants to swing with ya give us a shout, by the way ...the rugged phase on your photo looks good
Well my gf is going crazy wanting to unleash her bi side, just haven't found a lady for her to have fun with :P also we'd love to go to a swingers club, but no idea where neutral we're amature n00bs and no one to guide us ;)
But London's a bit of a distance from you?
suppose were noobies as well really, met up with couple b4, but didnt have the attracton for them,....we would love to go to a swing club, weve already been invited out to one in birmingham, so we`l have to see, ............................y not unleash your girlfriend on mrs ninja, she`s been the same way lately (gaggin to be with a woman)
Quote by tattyxpx
Would really really like my car back... but redface failling that... anything pink and fluffy biggrin

Can`t help with your car at the moment tatty, but you can have this raspberry boiled sweet that I found down the back of the sofa. That`s all pink and fluffy! kiss
Well the £15 million from the national lottery would come in handy if not then a peaceful day full of love and joy and a mirror that I can look at on boxing day and see a size 10 woman looking back at me hahahahahahaha
Quote by sexylondonguy
on a more serious note, what i really want for christmas is for my girlfriend to be happy, regain her smile and get some christmas spirit. this is our first christmas and apparently she's always misrebale for some reason over christmas. makes me sad sad. so if santa is reading or someone is in contact with him, then please give my gf a big dose of happiness.
A happy gf makes a very happy boyfriend biggrin

awww thats really heart wrenching mate, perhaps something bad happed at xmas when she was little....poor little bugger,
hope you have a good xmas, an if your g/f ever wants to swing with ya give us a shout, by the way ...the rugged phase on your photo looks good
Well my gf is going crazy wanting to unleash her bi side, just haven't found a lady for her to have fun with :P also we'd love to go to a swingers club, but no idea where neutral we're amature n00bs and no one to guide us ;)
But London's a bit of a distance from you?
Stick around hunny, the guidance will come from support and friendships I think you're about to make on here - and the opportunity may well just be round the corner! :D