So.... What is Posties nickname IRL?? Best guesses here !!!

24 Aug 2005

I know it has bugged my every waking thought since last night lol

What do we all think posties real life nickname is (and I am sure it is not postie)
He gave us all a clue in one of his previous posts
Oh tatty.... erm.... answer has to be no. On both accounts. It isn't something that floats my boat, or my kayak, sorry to say. Wish it did, it'd open up a whole new world of possibilities.... but nope, i don't think i could do it.
I guess it boils down to doing things you enjoy for yourself, and for no one else. If you did it just to please someone else then IMHO thats wrong.
And while we are on the subject, i've never been that enamoured of having a cock up me arse either ! wink

Not that I am homophobic either... as anyone who knows my nickname IRL would testify to! (and don't mention it here... it'll eventually get googled)
My choices are
GAYLORD
OR
THE BACKDOOR POSTMAN
anyone got any better ones?

24 Aug 2005

:shock:
you don't know how close you are! But you'll never get it.... and if anyone who does know it posts it on here... i wont be taking any prisoners!

24 Aug 2005

aha last man to say that put his foot through the floor!!!
Didnt he Rumplestiltskin????
Cum on admit it!!

24 Aug 2005

nope...

and i'm off to bed for 3 and a half hours now.... up too late...again!

24 Aug 2005

is it pat ??????????

25 Aug 2005

Whatever it is I think postie suits you better! :thumbup:
Err.....................do you do back door deliveries? :undecided: dunno

Just asking! wink

ES

:whistling:
PS I'm about 70% ES now and 30% that other bloke whose name I'll soon forget altogether. No, correction, read that as 80% and 20% respectively :rascal: :shock:
Still working on it redface

ops:

25 Aug 2005

I know. I know!!!!!
.....and he knows I know!!!!!!
But I ain't telling......... hehehe.... see Postie.. you owe me now ... pmsl

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster

I know. I know!!!!!
.....and he knows I know!!!!!!
But I ain't telling......... hehehe.... see Postie.. you owe me now ... pmsl

Wishmaster
Are you open to bribery? :shock: to tell us/ and how many SH goldfish will it take?

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah

I know. I know!!!!!
.....and he knows I know!!!!!!
But I ain't telling......... hehehe.... see Postie.. you owe me now ... pmsl

Wishmaster
Are you open to bribery? :shock: to tell us/ and how many SH goldfish will it take?
Goldfish die after two weeks unless you keep them in the silly plastic bag they first came in. .... nope.... need a better offer than that in order to humiliate my mucker and fellow (Ssshhhhh) X-Man

25 Aug 2005

Is it Royal Male??? dunno

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Tommi
Is it Royal Male???

Nah! . Silly........ or there would be thousands of them .... imagine shouting across a packed sorting office at 3am .. "Oy! Royal Male!!!!" .. every bugger would stop working and you lot wouldn't get ya letters...

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
Is it Royal Male???

Nah! . Silly........ or there would be thousands of them .... imagine shouting across a packed sorting office at 3am .. "Oy! Royal Male!!!!" .. every bugger would stop working and you lot wouldn't get ya letters...
Elvis then? :dunno:

25 Aug 2005

Wishmaster
ile offer 4 blow jobs if you tell me wink

25 Aug 2005

I'm not guessing. Knowing my luck I'd guess it right and then I'd be dead.

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Wishmaster
ile offer 4 blow jobs if you tell me

Well you're in the lead at the moment Vicky ...... let's see how the day develops.... I might get offered a shag ... hehehe
Postie.... you don't mind me hijacking ur thread to get a shag do ya m8, mucker, fellow x-man ...... pmsl

25 Aug 2005

I did know i did know...
i think i rember damn my head is hurting!!!!!
MikeC

25 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
I did know i did know...
i think i rember damn my head is hurting!!!!!
MikeC

OY!!!! Shurrup if you do know... i'm working here!!!!!! hehehe

25 Aug 2005

I know too :twisted:
innocent

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I know too :twisted:

Oi!!.. You can shush too... hehehe

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
I know too :twisted:

Oi!!.. You can shush too... hehehe
Lol don't worry Wishy, you still get the "techy q" bj's lol

;)

25 Aug 2005

OHH OHH OHH... I know too... but due to current regulatory issues am not allowed to divulge except in extreme circumstances....
Postie... thats nother one ya owe now
**me runs off to figure out what drink he wants from the bar**

25 Aug 2005

:gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged: :gagged:
if he don't want you's to know rotflmao

who am i to tell you's..... wink

25 Aug 2005

Looks like more people know it than don't, so I'm happy to stay in the exclusive 'don't know it' club :thumbup:
In fact I'm gonna form a new 'don't know it and don't care' club for anyone who wants to join, and for a small premium (sexual favours), i may let you join the super exclusive, only currently has one member 'don't know it and don't care cos he's a sly, conniving, Guy Fawkes has nothing on me in the plotting stakes git' club :2fingers:

25 Aug 2005

Quote by johneboy
Looks like more people know it than don't, so I'm happy to stay in the exclusive 'don't know it' club :thumbup:
In fact I'm gonna form a new 'don't know it and don't care' club for anyone who wants to join, and for a small premium (sexual favours), i may let you join the super exclusive, only currently has one member 'don't know it and don't care cos he's a sly, conniving, Guy Fawkes has nothing on me in the plotting stakes git' club :2fingers:

Yep, you stay over there in your "billy-no-mates" club...
and to put people out of their misery... if you ask nicely by pm... I'll tell you, but please keep it quiet. (as in don't mention it online ...anywhere..)

25 Aug 2005

I am beginning to feel in a selected club of "those who know" :D :D :D :D :D
it did make me laugh i have to admit.........

25 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Yep, you stay over there in your "billy-no-mates" club...
and to put people out of their misery... if you ask nicely by pm... I'll tell you, but please keep it quiet. (as in don't mention it online ...anywhere..)

please dont subject me to billy no mates club postie, I'm asking really nicely passionkiss

25 Aug 2005

Quote by kazswallows

Yep, you stay over there in your "billy-no-mates" club...
and to put people out of their misery... if you ask nicely by pm... I'll tell you, but please keep it quiet. (as in don't mention it online ...anywhere..)

please dont subject me to billy no mates club postie, I'm asking really nicely passionkiss

I will tell kazswallows (coz she's fecking gorgeous and I wanna play wiv her . hehehe)

25 Aug 2005

Quote by Wishmaster
I will tell kazswallows (coz she's fecking gorgeous and I wanna play wiv her . hehehe)

Too late wig-hamster.... i've told her for the exact same reasons! lol

25 Aug 2005

Quote by postie

I will tell kazswallows (coz she's fecking gorgeous and I wanna play wiv her . hehehe)

Too late wig-hamster.... i've told her for the exact same reasons! lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kaz wipes her brow with relief.......thought i was going to have to go to essex this weekend
:lol: :lol: :lol:

assionkiss: :passionkiss: thanks horny postie wink

i owe you one ;)
sorry wishy.....here have a maltezer :wink: :lol: :lol:

25 Aug 2005

Quote by kazswallows

I will tell kazswallows (coz she's fecking gorgeous and I wanna play wiv her . hehehe)

Too late wig-hamster.... i've told her for the exact same reasons! lol

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
kaz wipes her brow with relief.......thought i was going to have to go to essex this weekend
:lol: :lol: :lol:

assionkiss: :passionkiss: thanks horny postie wink

i owe you one ;)
sorry wishy.....here have a maltezer :wink: :lol: :lol:
Wishmaster reminds Postie of RULE FECKING 6!!!!! ............... and then pulls rank .. #1 is BEFORE #2 ...... hehehehe
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: