Hi all, just placed my first ad, no doubt in a few hours it'll be lost among the thousands of other single guy's ads who are also hoping to strike it lucky. Therefore what I want to know is, what makes an advert appeal to you?
I guess good pictures will for most people, well I have a picture but you'll see it's more the length of cricket stump than cricket bat, never had any complaints right enough but im sure 99.9% of people say that in their ad's, after all all us guys are studs who last for hours right!!? ;)
I just cant think of anyithing so I ask all you creative people, how can I tart my ad up to look nice and interesting? Any help much appreciated and i'll return the favour someday. (depending on your sex of course) ;)
My ad can be read http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-115826.html, if advertising like this is against the T&C then i'll remove it and stick it in my sig, just let me know and slap my knuckles, ass etc etc. xxx
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So, what makes an ad stand out to you then?
Sex God
Get a bigger cock shot, lose the words and yer in lad !!!!................what?!!!!..........what?!!!
I would let the ladies advise and reply,
but If I were one of them I do not think I would bother.
Guys holding their cock are ten a penny on this site
Surely you can be more creative man
Think sideways or outside the box
why should a woman WANT to be with you
why are you so special
At least in the pub they can see who or what is trying to pull
Get real my friend
and remember the lynx effect ain't that wonderful
it does not do miracles
Giilbert
:( :(
but If I were one of them I do not think I would bother.
Guys holding their cock are ten a penny on this site
Surely you can be more creative man
Think sideways or outside the box
why should a woman WANT to be with you
why are you so special
At least in the pub they can see who or what is trying to pull
Get real my friend
and remember the lynx effect ain't that wonderful
it does not do miracles
Giilbert
:( :( Quote by gilbert
I would let the ladies advise and reply,
but If I were one of them I do not think I would bother.
Guys holding their cock are ten a penny on this site
Surely you can be more creative man
Think sideways or outside the box
why should a woman WANT to be with you
why are you so special
At least in the pub they can see who or what is trying to pull
Get real my friend
and remember the lynx effect ain't that wonderful
it does not do miracles
Giilbert
Is there anything a guy has done on here that isnt ten a penny, that was one of the reasons for my post. Took what you said on board though and changed the pic to something a little more original.
Unfortunately there's nothing special about me, if there is then i've yet to find it, im just pretty much average and I'd rather say that than enhance my pics in Photoshop and claim to be a 10 times a nite stud. I'd rather be honest and get no replies than lie and get 1. Obviously if I was planning to meet someone from here then like in any other meets I've had I would chat online first and send face pics etc, not a problem there. I would just rather no publish my face across many sites for various reasons. :)
OK -my two pennerth worth........
Now just remember that this is coming from someone who is on here NOT looking for anything other than the congeniality (noooooo, not sandra Bullock) of the forum.
In my humble opinion (and my opinion only) cock pics aren't sexy. If you want to stand out from the crowd you need to have something which projects your personality. People are sexy - not individual bits of anatomy.
I'm prepared to be shot down on this though if everyone thinks different.
Alex x
Now just remember that this is coming from someone who is on here NOT looking for anything other than the congeniality (noooooo, not sandra Bullock) of the forum.
In my humble opinion (and my opinion only) cock pics aren't sexy. If you want to stand out from the crowd you need to have something which projects your personality. People are sexy - not individual bits of anatomy.
I'm prepared to be shot down on this though if everyone thinks different.
Alex x
I would say lose the cock shot............... i'm saying this from personal experience, we had a blow job pic on our ad and when we asked what people thought the general concensus was that explicit pics arent the sort of thing people want to see first.
you need to be a bit more friendly as well i think.. as a woman, your ad seems a little bit arrogant - it seems like you're saying "this is me and tough s**t to anyone who's got anything to say about it" which isnt necessarily a bad thing, but it seems a bit cold.
Apart from that, its good, you give relevant and thorough information.
Thats just 1 opinion, see what everyone else says...............
you need to be a bit more friendly as well i think.. as a woman, your ad seems a little bit arrogant - it seems like you're saying "this is me and tough s**t to anyone who's got anything to say about it" which isnt necessarily a bad thing, but it seems a bit cold.
Apart from that, its good, you give relevant and thorough information.
Thats just 1 opinion, see what everyone else says...............
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Took what you said on board though and changed the pic to something a little more original.
Changed it from one dick pic to another
Well so far at least 6 folk have looked at you ad that would not normally have seen it so that's a good start I'd say. I for one have looked twice already :shock:
Your ad is far from being the worst. Grammatically and structurally it is light years ahead of many. I'd say it must be very tough to stand out. I often read these threads started by folk asking for help and the advise is often to hang out in the cafe to get to know folk. I read there ad and think - no don't bother mate. But for once I agree with the advice - chill out hang out and then mabye you will stand out to someone.
Thanks for the replies people, a nice varied response with plenty of advise, just what I was looking for. Might change the pic to something less scary altho some may say a face pic is scarier!!
Once again, cheers for your replies and nice to see someone from my neck of the woods (celticq), was thinking there wasnt anyone very local to me at all on here.
Once again, cheers for your replies and nice to see someone from my neck of the woods (celticq), was thinking there wasnt anyone very local to me at all on here.
:roll: Lynx have just looked at your ad and well......
Firstly i definately agree,lose the cock shot,when youve seen one youve seen em all im afraid.
As for the bit about you,well im sure you could say a few more interesting things about yourself,you must have some interesting facts about yourself.
Yeah you like handjobs etc,but couldnt you leave that for when you get chatting to someone individually?
Just my opinion on it,
Clare,xxx
Firstly i definately agree,lose the cock shot,when youve seen one youve seen em all im afraid.
As for the bit about you,well im sure you could say a few more interesting things about yourself,you must have some interesting facts about yourself.
Yeah you like handjobs etc,but couldnt you leave that for when you get chatting to someone individually?
Just my opinion on it,
Clare,xxx
I dunno Judy, that one made me
As far as women's ads go, I like to see ads that show something about the woman's personality... something more than "I've got two tits and a pussy and one of them is really wet and the other two are really firm and sensitive I need lots of men to shag me senseless with their rock-hard 11" cocks!"
As far as women's ads go, I like to see ads that show something about the woman's personality... something more than "I've got two tits and a pussy and one of them is really wet and the other two are really firm and sensitive I need lots of men to shag me senseless with their rock-hard 11" cocks!"
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You mean details about cellulite, PMT and stretch marks. How the kids are driving her crazy and how hubby is down the pub again with is mates ogling the barmaids tits. Oh yea, and I wish that bastard would increase his life insurance premiums at the same rate as his cholesterol level.
hwoar: Yup, that's seducing me alright.. 
Sex God
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Now just remember that this is coming from someone who is on here NOT looking for anything other than the congeniality (noooooo, not sandra Bullock) of the forum.
Oh, come on Alex! You, me, and Sandra Bullock. What do you say?
Sorry for the hijack. I promise I'll be good now.
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Now just remember that this is coming from someone who is on here NOT looking for anything other than the congeniality (noooooo, not sandra Bullock) of the forum.
Oh, come on Alex! You, me, and Sandra Bullock. What do you say?
Sorry for the hijack. I promise I'll be good now.
Since you put it like that then
But ........... did you have to promise to be good????
(Hiya John! - muah!)
I have just reread my ad in the light of the comments given..and then noticed the Ad sabotage! All my big I's have been made into little i's!!...and my big I's were a real selling point! (OK the pun doesnt work in the written form!). But please anyone who reads it. I do know my grammer..dear old lady (ok another futile attempt at a pun!)
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OOOh tall dark and havesome.....your addy is lovely well thought out, and deffinately apeals to the ladies, however im after another couple but if ever you hook up with a lady n you want to play 4sum undercovers please pm me lol
love peppsxxxx
you saucy man you
Are there any nice single girlies out there to help in a foursome..I have fallen in love with a pair of beautifully constrained breasts!
