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So When Is A Newbie Really a Newbie???

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I'm worried - seriously worried - have I been a dunce redface
I joined in the The Cafe Forum for the first time last night and had a great time - but was I really a newbie or was I not one after all??
I've pottered on the other Forum, made some half hearted posts but always felt too embarassed to really join in. :embarrased2:
Finally plucked up the courage to really go for it last night and ..................... everyone seemed to thing I'd been here forever.
And now??? Now I feel such a big fat fraud .................................
:cry: :cry:
Is there some form of punishment I have to endure???? I really don't mind ...........
T x
We could always ban you so you have to come back with a new identity for being so naughty.
Or alternatively smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: take that lol
Jas
XXX
Mmmmmmmmmm tricky choice confused Which one shall it be???
Oh, ok then - if you insist! I will take my punishment lying down surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch: :happy:
T x
No, you were a 'lurker' and now you're a newbie. Many people 'lurk' on other parts of the site such as the chatroom and never or rarely post in the Cafe. Some do eventually discover the Cafe Forum such as yourself and decide they like it. So once again welcome.....biggrin
LC
Quote by t&t
Mmmmmmmmmm tricky choice confused Which one shall it be???
Oh, ok then - if you insist! I will take my punishment lying down surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch: :happy:
T x

I'll move over then and make a bit of space for you on the couch!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Lovecommando
No, you were a 'lurker' and now you're a newbie. Many people 'lurk' on other parts of the site such as the chatroom and never or rarely post in the Cafe. Some do eventually discover the Cafe Forum such as yourself and decide they like it. So once again welcome.....biggrin
LC

Hi LC
A "lurker" huh??? Not sure I like the sound of that ................. makes me sound a little weird .......................................... uh oh ............... you found me out again :eeek:
T x
Quote by Eagerslut9
Mmmmmmmmmm tricky choice confused Which one shall it be???
Oh, ok then - if you insist! I will take my punishment lying down surpriseduch: :ouch: :ouch: :happy:
T x

I'll move over then and make a bit of space for you on the couch!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
You're too kind biggrin I don't take up much room!
T x
Hiya t&t
Welcome along !! wave
I was a lurker and then became a newbie and now I'm a SHAGGER !! :rascal:
Ho hum !! How things have changed dunno
Regards Dan x x x wink
:rolleyes : Aaahhh now I get it! So I'm not weird after all then! :smug:
Just remind me though - what do I have to do to become a shagger???? confused
T x
t&t welcome to the cafe, even if you have been around for ages although I havn't seen you, but then I wouldn't have because I havn't been here as I was away on a top secret mission, that only a very few people, have been privy to.....
welcome and have fun from mr and mrs davej
Newbie
Newbury
New=chip in
Chipping Sodbury
Sod? :confused:
What the fuck are in these cocktails that they serve up in SHAGS?
Er drinkies :cheers: :smoke:
Sorry for the temporary thread hijack
Jack? Jerk? Errrrrrrrr bolt
Thanks for the welcome - and I hadn't seen me around on here either. Strange ......... very strange! confused
T x
Nup! I just think you're a natural tha's all.
Quote by westerross
Nup! I just think you're a natural tha's all.

Well, I don't know 'bout you tune ess but I'm in love already! lol :lol:
SAD aren't I?
(That's why I'm so happy in SHAGS) He He!!
Oooooooops! bolt
hi guys ..... ok does that make us lurkers or newbies lololol ..............so whats the verdict guys ????? lol redface
Quote by tjandchris
hi guys ..... ok does that make us lurkers or newbies lololol ..............so whats the verdict guys ????? lol redface

Hiya
My intuition says S.H.A.G material. Definitely
Yup
:welcome:
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Nup! I just think you're a natural tha's all.

Well, I don't know 'bout you tune ess but I'm in love already! lol :lol:
SAD aren't I?
(That's why I'm so happy in SHAGS) He He!!
Oooooooops! bolt
Hey, what are you doing in here??? Get yourself back into SHAGS right now, or else ............... smackbottom
T x
Quote by westerross
Nup! I just think you're a natural tha's all.

Aaaawww - I'll take that as a compliment!!! biggrin Thanks honey - you made me feel very welcome yesterday. :bounce: (and I'm determined to try out every single emoti-thingy!)
T x
Quote by Eagerslut9
hi guys ..... ok does that make us lurkers or newbies lololol ..............so whats the verdict guys ????? lol redface

Hiya
My intuition says S.H.A.G material. Definitely
Yup
:welcome:
:bounce: :bounce:
can we have a application form please .... can we can we can we :bounce: :bounce: pleassssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee
Quote by tjandchris
hi guys ..... ok does that make us lurkers or newbies lololol ..............so whats the verdict guys ????? lol redface

well tjandchris.
the generally accepted rule is . . . once you stick around long enough to make ten posts, and enter "finding my feet" territory, you sort of stop being yer actual newbie, and become sort of newbieish. another ten posts or so you'll be a reg.
obviously t&t has been a bit underhand about the whole thing, and is just blazing away furiously like an old hand, so could hardly be called even newbieish now. rolleyes ;)
hope that clears up the whole newbie issue.
neil x x x x ;)
Oh no............ have I offended???? Not my intention, I promise promise promise? I just felt so at home ...................................... what can I do to make up????!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: I'll leave if you want ....................... :cry: :cry: :cry:
I still have no idea what I am but I'm having fun finding out in that time honoured "Lifes a journey not a destination" kind of way.
I'm into my 60s now - POSTS I MEAN!!!!!
Hi tjandchris
:welcome:
I'm SHAGGED after my SHAGS session and........ .......................
Oooooooooooops! Gotta get back to t&t!
You haven't seen me, ok?
Have fun
bolt
Im a newbie, my first day lol :lol:
but theres no other cardiff girls on here sad :(
Quote by t&t
Oh no............ have I offended???? Not my intention, I promise promise promise? I just felt so at home ...................................... what can I do to make up????!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: I'll leave if you want ....................... :cry: :cry: :cry:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oh t&t don't be asking how you can make it up to people on this forum for gods sake. they're all pervs you know. god knows what they'll come up with. ;)
best just keep going now. i always say start as you mean to go on. alright start there altogether really! biggrin
neil x x x x ;)
Quote by Eagerslut9
Hi tjandchris
:welcome:
I'm SHAGGED after my SHAGS session and........ .......................
Oooooooooooops! Gotta get back to t&t!
You haven't seen me, ok?
Have fun
bolt

I saw you .............. I thought I was holding your hand so if not????? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted:
Oooohh and hi tjandchris ... this place is mad! You will love it! lol :lol: :lol:
T x
t&t sweetie You can't leave.
This is YOUR thread!!
xx
Quote by neilinleeds
Oh no............ have I offended???? Not my intention, I promise promise promise? I just felt so at home ...................................... what can I do to make up????!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: I'll leave if you want ....................... :cry: :cry: :cry:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
oh t&t don't be asking how you can make it up to people on this forum for gods sake. they're all pervs you know. god knows what they'll come up with. ;)
best just keep going now. i always say start as you mean to go on. alright start there altogether really! biggrin
neil x x x x ;)
Well I think I've started, and I mean to go on ............ if that's allowed???!!! And I await what everyone come's up with .............. :thrilled:
T x
Quote by Eagerslut9
t&t sweetie You can't leave.
This is YOUR thread!!
xx

And you, Mr EAGER, have corrupted me on my second day :confused:
But I luuuuuurrrrve you for it .............. :smitten:
T x