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Are their social meets very often, me being new and alll shy and innocent, would like to take part in a social meet first.
I dont know if this goes on?
or what would people's thoughts on maybe arranging one sometime?
Check the stickies at the top of LETS MEET UP....munchies happening all over the place!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewforum/2.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27509.html
Best places to start looking!!
what happens at munchies?
Quote by lexus boy
what happens at munchies?

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything
Quote by lexus boy
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything

Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything lol
Dave_Notts
Quote by lexus boy
what happens at munchies?

you put one in your mouth, suck the chocolate off, then suck the toffee and then chew the biscuit bit
dunno blink lol
Quote by Dave__Notts
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything

Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything lol
Dave_Notts
15, 22, 26, 31, 33, 48. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Quote by Sgt Bilko
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything

Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything lol
Dave_Notts
15, 22, 26, 31, 33, 48. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Would you like to wager that these do not come up this Saturday Sarge........say.....have to turn up at the next munch in a Pink floral dress :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything

Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything lol
Dave_Notts
15, 22, 26, 31, 33, 48. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Would you like to wager that these do not come up this Saturday Sarge........say.....have to turn up at the next munch in a Pink floral dress :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
If they do come up I will kill myself because I never play the lottery!!!! :shock: :shock: confused :? :?
Quote by Dave__Notts
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything

Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything lol
Dave_Notts
15, 22, 26, 31, 33, 48. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Would you like to wager that these do not come up this Saturday Sarge........say.....have to turn up at the next munch in a Pink floral dress :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts
Yup the odds are 14 million to 1 against. Does that mean that the odds on Sarge turning up in a pink floral dress are 14 million to 1 on!!?
Quote by Sgt Bilko
ah thank you sargeant biggrin
your reply answers everything

Lexus boy......I have just looked up the Sarges' answer and it didn't answer what the lottery numbers would be on Saturday...........so it doesn't answer everything lol
Dave_Notts
15, 22, 26, 31, 33, 48. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Oh ffs Sarge! mad
I am going to have to do the lottery with those numbers now. You owe me a pound!
Quote by kazswallows
what happens at munchies?

you put one in your mouth, suck the chocolate off, then suck the toffee and then chew the biscuit bit
dunno blink lol
sounds a bit over dramatic for eating a chocolate if u ask me
i jsut put in mouth and chew
Well Sgt if they do come up you have ruined it for all. Instead of 15,000,000 they will now only get £ as they all use this numbers. You should have told us in secret.
Quote by lexus boy
what happens at munchies?

you put one in your mouth, suck the chocolate off, then suck the toffee and then chew the biscuit bit
dunno blink lol
sounds a bit over dramatic for eating a chocolate if u ask me
i jsut put in mouth and chew
Jeez lexus boy, I hope you put much more effort into dining at the "Y" than you do eating chocs.
kaz - Munchies provide ideal tongue exercise - mainly for guys I think.
Pop one in, see if you can make a small hole in the top, without crushing the side walls. Try to entice the creamy toffee out by circling with just the very tip of the tongue until the toffee wants to ooze out. Let the now warm, sweet, runny liquid run into the mouth and down the throat. Then we try to make the hole bigger by pushing the tongue further in, probing and circling until the side walls just melt away.
Finally, crush the biscuit against the roof of the mouth with now fully exercised tongue.
wink
Quote by dambuster
what happens at munchies?

you put one in your mouth, suck the chocolate off, then suck the toffee and then chew the biscuit bit
dunno blink lol
sounds a bit over dramatic for eating a chocolate if u ask me
i jsut put in mouth and chew
Jeez lexus boy, I hope you put much more effort into dining at the "Y" than you do eating chocs.
kaz - Munchies provide ideal tongue exercise - mainly for guys I think.
Pop one in, see if you can make a small hole in the top, without crushing the side walls. Try to entice the creamy toffee out by circling with just the very tip of the tongue until the toffee wants to ooze out. Let the now warm, sweet, runny liquid run into the mouth and down the throat. Then we try to make the hole bigger by pushing the tongue further in, probing and circling until the side walls just melt away.
Finally, crush the biscuit against the roof of the mouth with now fully exercised tongue.
wink
sounds positively indecent dammy, take it you practice with cream eggs as well :wink: :wink:
SexySteph........still prefer the toffee ones, as dammy said, the toffee just slides down your throat :lol: :lol: