Sod Warwick`s Bloody fish!

4 Feb 2005

Who`s run off with my upper back?!
IT`S GONE!!!!!!!! mad

:x :x :x
Ouch :huh:
Venusxxx

4 Feb 2005

When did you last see it Venus confused

:
Have you checked down the back of the sofa :?: thats where I normally find mine
are your car keys missing :?:
Did you send it out to fetch the paper :?:
Have you found a suspicious amount of ornamental pond accessories lying round the house :?:
Thats it youre back is the fish thief :shock:
case closed Sherlock

4 Feb 2005

Can`t look down the back of the sofa. It would involve moving.
Can`t drive......but I wouldn`t put it past the bugger to have hotwired a car. No doubt it is tearing around my local village creating havoc at this very moment! :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG pond ornaments.....scattered around my living room! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ......
no wait, my mistake........those are family members :huh:
Trying not to think what my back would be doing with those poor innocent fish :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

Venusxxx

4 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Trying not to think what my back would be doing with those poor innocent fish :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

Backstroke?

4 Feb 2005

Once again, I can prove my location at the time of the crime wink

Silky xxxxxxxxx

4 Feb 2005

It'll be back.

4 Feb 2005

Is that photographic evidence Silky confused

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In which case I think we need to see it lol

5 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Is that photographic evidence Silky :
In which case I think we need to see it

I wish!

5 Feb 2005

Yer upper back is doing sidestroke down the High Street due the flooding caused by global warming. Don't worry about the strange personages in yer living room - they are actually garden gnomes which have floated in on the tide. Apart from that everything is normal. loon

Just keep

and humour her.