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Quote by lyns
Nola don't stress over it, it can be concealed... just pop some foundation on, then a touch of concealer (remembering light will bring things forward and dark will push things back) so if you can go slightly darker, pat it on don't rub and dust some powder over the top. Works for me everytime. xxx

:thumbup: Top tip makeup guru! kiss
Well this isn't quite sods law but it could have been...
Stormy and I were going to be away this weekend from Friday to Sunday and one of those evenings was involving a meet redface See! we do that sometimes :P However we had to cancel it at short notice but if we hadn't cancelled, this is what has happened so far.....
On Friday Stormy put petrol in our diesel car so it would'nt have got us very far. The children have been poorly all week, so I would have been worried about them. This morning, ladies week started totally unannounced :shock: and tonight was supposed to have been the "meet"
So you see it would all have been sods law if we hadn't been to broke to go smile Oh yes and I nearly forgot to cancel the hotel this morning so we may well have ended up paying for the hotel anyway rolleyes I cancelled it late though and they needed the room so were happy and didn't charge.....
Ah well confused
Quote by Cherrytree
nothing looks more unsightly than a squoze pimple

Cool, I also got a grammar lesson tonight...
I squeeze, we squizzed, you sqoze.....
Eddy Izzard should hear about this.
Actually, Nola, I think you'll be fine...... sillyhwoar: :inlove:
Quote by kittysin
nothing looks more unsightly than a squoze pimple

Cool, I also got a grammar lesson tonight...
I squeeze, we squizzed, you sqoze.....
Eddy Izzard should hear about this.
Actually, Nola, I think you'll be fine...... sillyhwoar: :inlove:
Erm... redface thanks!
Although not at the mo with toothpaste on my chin!
wink
sods law on a 'meet day'?
yet another day on the lam from the filth.
never happens when I have nothing on.
lp
The gathering of the very first Pussy Posse and 3 out of 4 of us are on woman's week :doh:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
The gathering of the very first Pussy Posse and 3 out of 4 of us are on woman's week :doh:

That was bad timing!
PP2, we all eat too much jelly and drank too much.
:giggle:
Quote by Sarah
The gathering of the very first Pussy Posse and 3 out of 4 of us are on woman's week :doh:

That was bad timing!
PP2, we all eat too much jelly and drank too much.
:giggle:
I missed that bit!! sad
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Tune
As the ONLY honoury male member of the PP, you are not ment to say anything :gagged:
:evil2:
Quote by Cherrytree
If you're anything like me, you'll resist all temptation to squeeze it, - knowing that nothing looks more unsightly than a squoze pimple - until about 10 minutes before your date, when this indefatigable urge will come over you ...

:laughabove:
Sooo true - in fact I think it's one of the Laws of the Universe.
Quote by Sarah
The gathering of the very first Pussy Posse and 3 out of 4 of us are on woman's week :doh:

That was bad timing!
PP2, we all eat too much jelly and drank too much.
:giggle:
innocent
I think PP5 is in order to correct all this :giggle:
So how's Vesuvius this morning Nola? Did the toothpaste thing work? Anyway, worst case scenrio is you have to wear a seethrough top to make sure your date doesn't spend any time looking at your chin! :giggle:
As for my version of sod's law: We've got friends coming round for lunch today and I have Man Flu. I know Mrs C says I have "the sniffles" but she doesn't know how bad I feel. I'm coughing like a demented seal and doing my impression of Cudolf the red-nosed reindeer! :-(
Any volunteers to come rub some of that wintergreen all over my chest?
Oh... and on top of that the PC has started to do that annoying "blue screen of death" thing. You know, where it says Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to ytour computer. How the fluff will it prevent damage by making me throw it across the room?? :shock:
Quote by Sarah
Tune
As the ONLY honoury male member of the PP, you are not ment to say anything :gagged:
:evil2:

I was allowed to put it in me sig at one stage. Used to drive Dollop crazy!! :giggle:
Besides, I'm extremely proud of the fact that I got out alive........or am I???? confused :? :? :?
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Quote by westerross
Tune
As the ONLY honoury male member of the PP, you are not ment to say anything :gagged:
:evil2:

I was allowed to put it in me sig at one stage. Used to drive Dollop crazy!! :giggle:
Besides, I'm extremely proud of the fact that I got out alive........or am I???? confused :? :? :?
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Alive but not untouched :twisted:
Quote by cu3b4ll
So how's Vesuvius this morning Nola? Did the toothpaste thing work? Anyway, worst case scenrio is you have to wear a seethrough top to make sure your date doesn't spend any time looking at your chin! :giggle:

OMG... are you a fly on the wall?! I was soooooo just contemplating something like that! lol
Vesuvius hasn't gone, but I reckon it may be salvageable with foundation etc.
Nola x
as has been said before, I usually use toothpaste overnight, or, several times a day dab some surgical spirit on them so they dry out nicely and it takes some of the redness from them away too smile