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Sod''s Law for Swingers?

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Ok, I'm getting into the night before a Munch mood: outfit being decided, case being packed etc.
What do I discover?
:shock: A spot.
FFS. Am I teenager? No. So why the spot? Sod's feckin law. rolleyes
So, what's the worst thing that has happened to you pre-meet?
Quote by Freckledbird
Come on unexpectedly :cry:

Oh yes. :doh: Defo been there.
Cold sores.
"Yes I'm a swinger! Look here's the variant of herpes to prove it!"
Joy.
That was in the bad old days however when I cared what I looked like, brushed my hair and washed on occasion. Now I don't give a flying squirrels nut and I don't get them as much.
When you go to all the effort of shaving your bits and then get blown out... and I don't mean literally! rolleyes
And... mad when you realise you have a ladder in your stockings.
When will I learn to just buy one brand so I can mix and match the non-laddered ones? rolleyes
Ooooooooooooh nice tits nola! :rascal:
Nothing constructive to add but love the new avatar Nola smile
redface Cheers girlies. Fancied a change. surprisedops:
I had a blow out and crashed my car on the way to a social once....
I then went and brought run flat tyres......cant afford to miss em when i get invited... biggrin
Reacher
Quote by flower411
FFS !!!! WHY THE FUCK DIDN`T YOU TELL US THAT 2 HOURS AGO ???

Why didn't you ask? dunno
lol
Quote by flower411

FFS !!!! WHY THE FUCK DIDN`T YOU TELL US THAT 2 HOURS AGO ???

Why didn't you ask? dunno
lol
Oh !! Believe me ....it`s question numero uno nowadays !!! rolleyes
Not Hi how are you...or
Nice to me you are you well.... but
Hi...do you stay hard while wearing a condom... biggrin
Quote by flower411

FFS !!!! WHY THE FUCK DIDN`T YOU TELL US THAT 2 HOURS AGO ???

Why didn't you ask? dunno
lol
Oh !! Believe me ....it`s question numero uno nowadays !!! rolleyes
Not Hi how are you...or
Nice to me you are you well.... but
Hi...do you stay hard while wearing a condom... biggrin
Yep !! got it in one :lol:
lol I hope you dont get overheard when meeting in the weather spoons for the first time lol
diaohrea.
not such an issue I thought... they were kinky types, could be accomodated. So off I trot after a quick text confirming scat wasokay.
still.. on arival I discover they prefer solids.
and there was still such a long tube journey home too.
carriage to myself... always a silver lining.
lp
Oh RoLP sometimes you just have me in stitches rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by noladreams
And... mad when you realise you have a ladder in your stockings.
When will I learn to just buy one brand so I can mix and match the non-laddered ones? rolleyes

lmaooooo!
Now I could told u that!! I always get my hold-ups and stockings from the same shop, so when one ladders, I have a reserve :mrgreen:
U live and learn my love kiss
As for my answer, I think mines a spot, had a meet 2nite and lo-and behold, one of them god damn freaks appear on my cheek! I mean howay, acne was long gone.... or so I hoped! :lol2:
Miss Cream xxx
Quote by Dirtygirly
When you go to all the effort of shaving your bits and then get blown out... and I don't mean literally! rolleyes

Photographs puuleeaze !
Quote by noladreams
redface Cheers girlies. Fancied a change. surprisedops:

Fair enuf. Quite fancying yer 'change' as well as it goes. ;)
Anyways, you can piss right off with yer attempt at sympathy? Sod's piggin' law? You don't know the 'alf of it! Res has nailed it . . .
Quote by Resonance
Cold sores.
"Yes I'm a swinger! Look here's the variant of herpes to prove it!"
Joy

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25220.html
Stupid bloody Herpes Simplex. evil sad
N x x x ;)
Cant say I can add anything to this but did have a chuckle at some of your quandaries . .eyes get wider by the minute . :shock:
i also crashed a car on the way to a party .. was an hour late.. best of it was it was my sisters car and took me 8 months to get the repairs sorted
Depends where the spot is ...... the only thing I'm looking at when my head is between your thighs is your ...eyes wink :twisted:
Turn up to prebooked apartment to meet a REALLY attractive woman, we get on great and feel a definite connection .....and then she keeps us up til two oclock in the morning....CHATTING!!! rolleyes :giggle:
My advice for those random spots that appear, is always carry 2 poly bags.
One, to put over your head and one for your meet in case yours slips lol
Glad I'm not the only one to twat a car on way to a meet! redface
Ladders in stockings should not stop anyone from having a meet... they just add something towards having a more kinky night of fun and frollics! ;) :rascal:
Liking the new av change too.;)
Don't worry about the spot, I'm sure they'll be mesmerised by yor other charms and not even notice!
LG. x