Some Advice please (TE Style)

25 Jun 2004

I just couldn't resist the title of this thread even though it might restrict the readership a tad (fool to myself).
Yup it is not a question as to whether I should use erect or flaccid cock pics in my response to an ad (it's even more boring than that) - did you know that salesmanship was one of my strengths?.
But it did occur to me that there are some very knowledgeable people hereabouts who could help me manage something which I've tried several times but got completely mind-boggled each time.
Fact is I need a laptop pdq. All I know is I want summat fast +, plenty o' memory - min 512Mb - 40Gb or 80Gb Hard Drive. Preferably fairly light and a means to connect to the internet home and abroad. As I'd be taking it abroad on some fairly boring business trips DVD and CD-RW capability with, I guess suitable graphics would be a real plus.
Anybody got any advice please? (Budget - say up to Â£1200)

25 Jun 2004

I don't know much about such stuff (IGNORE the Dell thread redface

) but I've got a great Sony Viao which is all of that - plus it's got wi-fi stuff so I can link it to the desktop or other bluetooth stuff!!
Lightweight - only the size of an A4 piece of paper and great power.
x x

25 Jun 2004

Hey TE! just walk this way a bit noooo not THAT way FFS, i mean over 'ere...
1200 sovs ya say??? naw mate 'ere fagin??? fagin where ya gone??/ s'ok TE. was brought up in a very dodgy little mining village! we learnt to get by......200 nicker job's a good 'un! you wot?? credit cards??? do me a favour. cash on the nail, back of a lorry, sure it'll be summat tasty! that WBB, she's a bit handy so i heard. look after ya sweet she will. oh yeah, and prob get you a nice little laptop too! hehehe!
shit, rozzers, scarper! bolt

n x x x x x :P

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
I don't know much about such stuff (IGNORE the Dell thread ) but I've got a great Sony Viao which is all of that - plus it's got wi-fi stuff so I can link it to the desktop or other bluetooth stuff!!
Lightweight - only the size of an A4 piece of paper and great power.
x x

Sounds interesting - what's the model number - there are so many that's what's been befuddling me so far - please? And thanks.

Quote by neilinleeds
Hey TE! just walk this way a bit noooo not THAT way FFS, i mean over 'ere...
1200 sovs ya say??? naw mate n x x x x x :P

Two things: lol

:lol: :lol:
1) If I walked that way I wouldn't need the talcum powder and
2) I only put Â£1200 in to impress people but also not to constrain the offers of advice - I'd dearly like to get below that!

25 Jun 2004

Will need to let you know cos it's lingering in the boot of my car at the moment - two floors down!! Something to do with V505 series?
Tomorrow do??
x xx

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
Will need to let you know cos it's lingering in the boot of my car at the moment - two floors down!! Something to do with V505 series?
Tomorrow do??
x xx

Yes thanks. I'll probably make the plunge tomorrow afternoon.

25 Jun 2004

ummmmm do you have to send naked pics
i find men so much more sexy with their clothing on
but if you must send me one
hard please
and best angle from below (makes it look bigger)

25 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
pdq +, plenty o' memory - min 512Mb - 40Gb or 80Gb Hard Drive. DVD CD-RW capability graphics.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
dunno

TE, in comparison, you're making Davej sound coherent!
Now out yer working pants and on with yer chillin ones cool

Sorry, not much help am I redface

Please, someone else come and help TE!
I'll get me coat .......

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
pdq +, plenty o' memory - min 512Mb - 40Gb or 80Gb Hard Drive. DVD CD-RW capability graphics.

:shock: :shock: :shock:
dunno

TE, in comparison, you're making Davej sound coherent!
Now out yer working pants and on with yer chillin ones cool

Sorry, not much help am I redface

Please, someone else come and help TE!
I'll get me coat .......
I think Misschiefs right Tune your definately heading for LaLa land

25 Jun 2004

Please don't go to Lala Land TE sad

I will miss you!!!

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Please don't go to Lala Land TE I will miss you!!!

You better get a box of tissues misschief, your gonna miss a lot of people cos MrFC has started talking spaceman language in another thread.
Fella's if either of you bump into A Lion, A Scarecrow and a Tin Man do ya reckon you could bring me an autograph back. Just had a thought ...get Redstilleto to click her heals together and you can get there quicker.

25 Jun 2004

clickin
clickin
toto please stop sniffin up my skirt
there s agood boy
skips away

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Please don't go to Lala Land TE I will miss you!!!

I'm in La-la land already. This is just an echo making it sound as though I'm on the outside looking in.
Dave - have you noticed that Redstilletto is fluent in Bollox. We must establish a bollx preservation group so we can stand around in the pub and talk it to keep the old language alive.
Redsilletto you'll have to make up your mind. It only looks bigger from below when it's naked - if you want clothed it shrinks!

25 Jun 2004

Quote by redstilletto
toto please stop sniffin up my skirt
there s agood boy
skips away

Either you're wearing a very long skirt Dorothy or toto has turned into a Lurcher!

25 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Toto might have been on stilts or stood on a little step ladder rolleyes

25 Jun 2004

Dave - have you noticed that Redstilletto is fluent in Bollox. We must establish a bollx preservation group so we can stand around in the pub and talk it to keep the old language alive.
yep the lady has the curse although we should be concerned that misschiefs cousin Tonto, is sniffin up her skirt.....................Watch out for them feathers redstilleto they can leave a nasty rash.
Bugger these glasses are crap I think she said Tonto

25 Jun 2004

Quote by redstilletto
clickin
clickin
toto please stop sniffin up my skirt
there s agood boy
skips away

wicked woman
what you like

25 Jun 2004

lol ok
ok hands up
spank me
i talk bollox
backs out
gets coat
wink

25 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Toto might have been on stilts or stood on a little step ladder

Don't you know it's dangerous to go sniffing up skirts on a stepladder - especially when the lady is wearing stilettoes. Not speaking from experience of course!
Poor Dave - the Baloney Ranger rides again!

25 Jun 2004

Quote by westerross
Poor Dave - the Baloney Ranger rides again!

Hey Ho Silver!!
yes I know it was Hi Ho Silver but I'd like to think he has found his feminine side these days......hmmm.

25 Jun 2004

Well ahm abaht ready ta turn in. You'all keep yur head on your saddles and no shniffing up me poncho (as if you'd dare - my saddle's blazing!)

25 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh TE, love your signature!!!
Was just thinking about that. You've not been around for days - you get in, ask advice and promptly have your thread completely taken off track!
Sorry bout that redface

Maybe try the little spotty kid in PCs 'r' Us tomorrow dunno

..... although people like that tend to sell me a load of insurances I don't need and no goods :shock:

25 Jun 2004

TE
I don't know how loaded you are - BUT - beware. I connect midweek via Moblie/laptop.
I used to just check emails and stuff and that was okay. But since I found SH and some new friends my mobile bills have gone through the roof!!

25 Jun 2004

Quote by redstilletto
ummmmm do you have to send naked pics
i find men so much more sexy with their clothing on
but if you must send me one
hard please
and best angle from below (makes it look bigger)

Tune - HIJACK ALERT - HIJACK ALERT
I don't have any photos of me. To take photos of Mr Potatoe Head whilst hard, from below would require the help of an assistant. And although me And C are getting on better at the moment, I'm reluctant to ask her.
I must admit though. I had to buy a new digital camera recently. I bought it while I was out at work and just couldn't resist the temptation to "try out" my new toy. I took some 'cock shots' but they came out crap!! I really think they should be taken by someone else.
(yeah yeah yeah, alright. I might be fishing for offers) lol

PS CAn I join the BPG
And, how the F do you get two quotes into the same post?????

25 Jun 2004

Boring I know, but this should be quite adequate for what you need, we have about 40 of these at work, very solid and reliable.

HP Compaq Business Notebook nx5000 - Pentium M 1.4 GHz - RAM 256 MB - HD 30 GB - CD-RW / DVD-ROM combo - Mdm - LAN EN, Fast EN - Win XP Home - 15" TFT
+ del +vat
(IT Manager for large international company)

25 Jun 2004

Quote by TE
+, plenty o' memory - min 512Mb - 40Gb or 80Gb Hard Drive.

<<< neil closely examines his puny p133 3 Gb 32 mb thingie, and realises he's come last again! >>>
bugger!
n x x x x x x x

25 Jun 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
+, plenty o' memory - min 512Mb - 40Gb or 80Gb Hard Drive.

<<< neil closely examines his puny p133 3 Gb 32 mb thingie, and realises he's come last again! >>>
bugger!
n x x x x x x x
I don't know much but I know my laptop Gb is only 20.
So there ya go Neil. There's always someone smaller lol

26 Jun 2004

Quote by grimsby-cpl
Boring I know, but this should be quite adequate for what you need, we have about 40 of these at work, very solid and reliable.

HP Compaq Business Notebook nx5000 - Pentium M 1.4 GHz - RAM 256 MB - HD 30 GB - CD-RW / DVD-ROM combo - Mdm - LAN EN, Fast EN - Win XP Home - 15" TFT
+ del +vat
(IT Manager for large international company)

Thanks - will certainly check out. I knew I'd get some good unbiased professional advice here - what a fantastic place this is.
Thanks to Dambuster for the cautionary tale.
Oh and by the way - thanks for all the hi-jacks as well - PERFECT.