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Unknown User
But what if one has to smoke when post-onanist-coitus?
mind you... I roll my own (not too many inuendos here please) so there may be a pause twixt wank and fag (steady!) whilst my hands dry.
is that safe?
lp
Lost
Sex God
So the bigger a wanker you are the longer you live? Hardly seems fair lol
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Sadly thats always been the case mate
Lost
Sex God
:idea: I'm going to get to about 70 then start being a real bastard then
Hey i'm an atheist too but nearer the time i'm going to hedge me bets and have a pray biggrin
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Dont forget to kill a chicken, the Satanists may be right
duncanlondon
Sex God
Priceless. Can't wait to see if there is a job created for this, as the nanny state moves in on the earning opportunity.
eg Wank instructor salary circa 50k per year.
Resonance
Sex God
Well sizzle my onions, If I carry on at this rate I'll be super-human by the time I'm forty.
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont forget to kill a chicken, the Satanists may be right

If satanists are right then so are christians, Islam and Judaism, now that is scary!!! :scared:
Unknown User
Do you think the same goes for women too? If so, I'm gonna live forever :giggle:
I can hear those groans from the back of the room ya know :dry:
Unknown User
I cant resist this.
Didn't we have the exact same thread only a week ago?
Giggling here.
foxylady2209
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Quote by benrums0n
I cant resist this.
Didn't we have the exact same thread only a week ago?
Giggling here.

Well it says you have to keep repeating or the benefit wears off. :giggle:
Unknown User
lol foxy
SilkandBigG
Sex God
No Ben mate thats yer alzheimers acting up again.............
I SAY YER ALZ HEIm ERZ !!
Wheres yer peas ?