Some people have all the charm........

9 Jul 2004

Hi everyone!
I've not been on here for a while, but i logged on to find this.......

Quote by just26
Hi there... I am new on here and am looking to chat to someone to see what goes on! Also, I could shag ya if you like (that is assuming you are...er...female!)! My name is Dave and I am 26, good looking too!!!... message back or email or whatever... Whats to lose?!?! And please dont say your virginity!
Dave -x-

Niiiiiiiiiiiice....... confused

Anyone else had a PM of this guy?
P.S, I will make more effort to get back into the swing (excuse the pun wink

) of things and post on here again!! biggrin

xx

9 Jul 2004

So when you meeting him then?? rotflmao

Might have to nick that and send out a few pm's seems like a winner. rolleyes

9 Jul 2004

Get your coat pet, you've pulled!!!
Some people just exude charm, don't they? lol

Mal

9 Jul 2004

Some people have all the luck !! :laughabove:
Imagine being blessed with such obvious literary prowess :jagsatwork: ( at such a tender age aswell !!) and still not be able to meet a young lady !! dunno

I don't know !! Some people don't seem to realise just how lucky they are do they ?? :doh:
Dan xx wink

9 Jul 2004

Piercerbabe!!!
Welcome back hunny kiss

9 Jul 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Piercerbabe!!!
Welcome back hunny

Awww thanks for the lovely welcome biggrin

Yup, im back!
xxx

9 Jul 2004

Do you think he was talking to his hand when he wrote the I could shag ya bit?
:wanker:
we guys are just so full of tact don't you think? and I am sure that PALMela and her five sisters never fail to get a result!!! :rascal:
Still someones insult is another ones fancy! Anyone else got any classy pms??

9 Jul 2004

Don't you just hate it when people can't punctuate? ;o)

9 Jul 2004

and I thought I was special :cry:
piercerbabe I had exactly the same pm early this evening and I did reply with 'No thank you'
just26 .....if you put this much effort into attracting a female then bloody hell, you must be shit in bed lol

Dawn :silly:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
and I thought I was special :cry:
just26 .....if you put this much effort into attracting a female then bloody hell, you must be shit in bed :silly:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:

9 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
and I thought I was special :cry:

Trust me Dawn, you are !! kiss

9 Jul 2004

Nice to have you back Piercebabe biggrin

9 Jul 2004

aaaawwwwww i never got a pm from him! but i HAVE come home tonight to FIVE pms from the same man!!!
confused

9 Jul 2004

SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I told you to keep it quiet WBB!!! Well I did miss you while I was away!!! confused

:? :?

:lol: :lol:

10 Jul 2004

I get a few of these every day now, I just delete them, or maybe make a rude reply if it's similar to the one you had.
It's always people who's names you don't recognise, new ones to the forum, who've made few or no posts
(apart from the obligatory "women required" inaugral post)
Oh well
Rachel
wink

10 Jul 2004

yep i had exactly the same pm, rolleyes

i dunno ehh newbies and their eagerness, poor guy kinda screems of desperation as i live bloody miles from him anyhow, guess ill recover after all you dont miss what you aint had rotflmao

soooooo which one of us lucky ladies will be lucky enough to be the chosen one :P
xxxxxfemxxxxxxxxx

10 Jul 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
aaaawwwwww i never got a pm from him! but i HAVE come home tonight to FIVE pms from the same man!!!

I wasnt me was it lol

10 Jul 2004

Hi piercerbabe , brilliant to see you back , Hi WBB so no need to feel guilty about not sending a PM lately , your inbox in the hands of experts ?

10 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
and I thought I was special :cry:

Trust me Dawn, you are !! kiss

Thanks Sarge :kiss: :kiss: passionkiss

Dawn :silly:

10 Jul 2004

Damn!!!
Is that they way your suposed to write PM's, no wonder none of my long, romantic and steamy ones ever get answered

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

10 Jul 2004

I'm still waiting for my PM. :cry: :cry: :cry:
I've got a lovely picture I can send him back :mrgreen: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(A very male) easy

10 Jul 2004

Quote by easy
I'm still waiting for my PM. :cry: :cry: :cry:

Awww :therethere: easy, I didn't get one either confused

:cry: Never mind eh? ;)

10 Jul 2004

Do you think he's on a rethink of tact??? or just running scared from making an arse of himself????
I haven't even thought of making a pm move is that where I am going wrong? only time i have used it is for personnalised thanks message or of the like..
:doh: :censored: :censored: :doh:

10 Jul 2004

Quote by JudyTV
Hi there... I am new on here and am looking to chat to someone to see what goes on! Also, I could shag ya if you like (that is assuming you are...er...female!)! My name is Dave and I am 26, good looking too!!!... message back or email or whatever... Whats to lose?!?! And please dont say your virginity!
Dave -x-

Dont you so hate those smooth talking charmers, putty in their hands wink

I can see that you are impressed Judy xx
Regards
Paul

10 Jul 2004

Quote by piercerbabe
I've not been on here for a while, but i logged on to find this.......
Hi there... I am new on here and am looking to chat to someone to see what goes on! Also, I could shag ya if you like

But piercerbabe, he's gonna do you a huge favour! How can you turn him down? :doh:
The rest of us might as well give up now; I mean, look at what we're up against. We don't stand a chance in hell...

10 Jul 2004

Quote by JudyTV

I can see that you are impressed Judy xx
Regards
Paul

Paul, I am, I am, I really am.
Its posts from smoothies like this that leave you with palpitations and feeling all warm and damp. You just so know that if one was to be in his company that within minutes your knicks would be off voluntarily and without ceremony and you would just have to grab him and lay back with glazed eyes and be swept into a whirlpool of ecstatic excitement. You would be moaning with a desire that had overtaken your senses and all care and caution would be tossed through the nearest window in an abandoned, disgraceful and wanton moment of weakness rolleyes

:kissmyarse: .
The silly sod!
Judy TV wink

I think he's just after a quick knee-trembler Judy :wink: lol

:lol: :lol:

11 Jul 2004

Quote by easy

I can see that you are impressed Judy xx
Regards
Paul

Paul, I am, I am, I really am.
Its posts from smoothies like this that leave you with palpitations and feeling all warm and damp. You just so know that if one was to be in his company that within minutes your knicks would be off voluntarily and without ceremony and you would just have to grab him and lay back with glazed eyes and be swept into a whirlpool of ecstatic excitement. You would be moaning with a desire that had overtaken your senses and all care and caution would be tossed through the nearest window in an abandoned, disgraceful and wanton moment of weakness rolleyes

:kissmyarse: .
The silly sod!
Judy TV wink

I think he's just after a quick knee-trembler Judy :wink: lol

:lol: :lol:
Oi - Easy!!! You talking to me? :shock: confused

:lol:
Paul