Some STUPID facts

30 Jan 2004

Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkey's annually than are killed in plane crashes.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. ( one for the ladsâ€¦! )
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (now THAT is a stud!!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (WoW)
The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet
and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."

30 Jan 2004

Have you been locked in a room with Brewer's Dictionary????
x

30 Jan 2004

no..just been singing da blues a little lately...nice to see your about though... oh well (sigh)

30 Jan 2004

I answered the pop quiz thingy too... not very well though!!

30 Jan 2004

These sound like answers to a very bizarre pub quiz lol

30 Jan 2004

The male cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

Presumably why the majority of the genus keep their brains in their gonads.
Sappho (a female praying mantis in a former life) xxx

30 Jan 2004

Nah...dont do pubs and the likes...a bit too noisy for us old timers! Besides i dislike paying Â£2 plus for something I used to get for 25p...! Just a sad git looking for things to post at times hoping it will perk someones day up a little

30 Jan 2004

Rocky.... are we talking 25p or 5 bob?
Gmanxxx

30 Jan 2004

Quote by gmanxxx
Rocky.... are we talking 25p or 5 bob?
Gmanxxx

Couple more useless facts ....
During 'Silence of the Lambs', Anthony Hopkins didn't blink once!
It takes 10 million years for one gas bubble to reach the surface of the Roman Baths in Bath England
you don't get white dog poo anymore because they stopped putting chalk in dog food
Why do we drive on the left side of the road? So that you can draw your sword or pistol (worn on the left) and defend yourself against attackers when on horseback.
Whilst in bed you can protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding under the covers - true, tried and tested biggrin

30 Jan 2004

Quote by Sappho
The male cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.

Presumably why the majority of the genus keep their brains in their gonads.
Sappho (a female praying mantis in a former life) xxx
Sore point that: apparently I keep my gonads in my brain; which led to a shameful waste of anti brain-tumour chemotherapy.