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Some words of advice Re: chatroom

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seems many are struggling with the chatroom lately, and being always glad to offer a helping hand, i thought i'd offer up the following advice to chatroomies everywhere! ((( apart from the obvious advice to ditch Java and get some proper hardcore software....... ;-) ))) just bear it in mind if you ever do get yasen in!
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Only 60% of people in internet chat rooms actually Laugh Out Loud when they type LOL. Significantly fewer Roll On The Floor Laughing, approximately 12%, though its hard to measure as they generally fall out of view of the web cams used to gather the information.
But, by far the most disturbing trend is the 5% to 6% of the Internet Chat Room Populace that have begun to laugh their asses off. ER rooms in America & A&E in Britain have reported a fourfold increase in the amount of Chatroom Related Anal Prolapse (CRAP). The problem is compounded by huge numbers of people falsely claiming to LMAO and causing a misdirection of essential ass saving resouces.
So the next time you read a pithy comment on an internet chat room/bulletin board THINK before you TYPE.

note no mention of Pissin Meself Laffin! Think the reaseaerch was done by some yank life-styler, and don't know if they do that there?? dunno in the interest of scientific rigour etc i will of course be more than happy to conduct the research meself, which will require months of careful devotion to intensive cam watching and stuff ((( totally selfless me eh??? )))
also note the last piece of advice there is something i have rarely, if ever, followed! lol
neil x x x x x
Thanx Neil.
I've been trying to work out for ages "PMSL"
My 14 yo showed me a chat room she uses and I couldn't understand a word of it. (Probably just as well!!!)
I did once find a glossary of chat/text abbreviations but can't find it again.
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I did once find a glossary of chat/text abbreviations but can't find it again.

Maybe this one?
>>Acronyms in chatrooms<<
Steve
Thanks steveg.
Just what I needed. Although; I think German was easier to learn.
TYVM
OMG, the chatroom is gonna be even harder to keep track of now. We have been using chatrooms for years and still never knew what some people were on about until now. Thanx for that.
Thanks Steve - very educational - just knocked 10 years off my age.
LMAO!!!!!
well you asked for it
What letters do you type for the noise you make when you laugh and whiskey comes down your nose?
Cheers
CQ
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What letters do you type for the noise you make when you laugh and whiskey comes down your nose?
Cheers
CQ

GMMMFUGHNMNA
Or is that just me ?
Why does it not surprise me that it was probably done by some yank??
As for the last bit of "think before you type"...............................................................................erm possibly not.
would be much more hard work if i actually had to use my brain,
Still having trouble locating the on switch confused confused confused confused confused
Clare,xxx
wink
Quote by celticq
What letters do you type for the noise you make when you laugh and whiskey comes down your nose?
Cheers
CQ

Whiskey???? You drink the Irish stuff?? A patriotic girl like you?? :shock: :shock:
Shame on you! :giggle:
Steve
I prefer the stuff with the e's in. (Though not for breakfast - obviously)
Quite a lot of it has gone down between the space bar and the Alt Grrr key - I never use those buttons down there anyway do you think it will do any perminant damage or do you think all the toast crumbs will soak most of it up?
Cheers
CQ
Turn your keyboard upside down NOW and let it drain out, if it gets to the working bits they go sticky and cease to work . Done that, bought the new keyboard :cry:
You could always use the soaked crumbs as a topping on the apple pie... lol lol
I've almost worn my Alt Grrr key out recently, if you don't use yours can I have it?
In exchange I'll pass on this really useful tip:
Cut the toast up into soldiers. Dip the soldiers in the whiskey and consume. That way you can't spill the whiskey on your keyboard and the soldiers are too soggy to make crumbs that fall between your keys.
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I prefer the stuff with the e's in.

Steeeeeeeeeeeeve biggrin