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Warming the Bed
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Why do loads of people think somerset is full of farmers? we dont have a dogy accent and the towns are busy. and no i dont have a combine harvester. lol
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Why do loads of people think somerset is full of farmers? we dont have a dogy accent and the towns are busy. and no i dont have a combine harvester. lol

That's a shame... cos........
I have a Brand New Key!
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If he were goin a li'l bit faaaaster n he were goooin a little bit slower - he'd av hit he
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Anyone for a cider? :cheers:
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Ohhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrr, I be a farrrrrmer!
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Have you heard moiy best fasrmyard impression????
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hehe whats that then!!
neeeiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
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hehe whats that then!!
neeeiiiiiiiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

Get orrrf moiy f*ckin tractooor!!!
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Awwwwwww but oi warnterd a short of thart there trarctorrrr! confused
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Awwwwwww but oi warnterd a short of thart there trarctorrrr! confused

weeell, get on theeeere gurl - u want haaaay or straaaw???????????
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Ohhhh arrrrrrrrrrr Ill harve borth Mr farmerrrrrrrr
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Ohhhh arrrrrrrrrrr Ill harve borth Mr farmerrrrrrrr

And what do you lay on and what do you eat???
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hehe Im lost hmm well Ill lay on the one least likely to jag my arse and well as for eating.............. straw or hay!! ?? Nah
Other things i prefer eating lol
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hehe Im lost hmm well Ill lay on the one least likely to jag my arse and well as for eating.............. straw or hay!! ?? Nah
Other things i prefer eating lol

They eat hay and sleep on straw.(That's how I learn'd the difference)
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Anyhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! :shock:
Sexlightened
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Somerset is a wonderful place-second only to Shropshire in the league of places God would choose to live...
The good burghers of said county saved my life-literally-and I won't have a word said against them.
Visit Doone Valley and tell me your life isn't changed.
In May, the cider blossom is a joy to behold.
The cider is good-not quite as good as Hereford's best-and the ghosts of Monmouth's men haunt the 'Levels'.
Listen to Evensong in Wells Cathedral and tell me the spirit of England has gone...Stand beneath Glastonbury Tor, when the festival has gone, and tell me you can't imagine King Arthur and his Knights lined up on the horizon...
If still in doubt, read 'Lorna Doone'.
Do not fear my 'Zummerzet' friends: you inhabit a wonderful place....
Agricola
In reflective mode.
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Ooooooooooaaaaaaaaar
ciderman ciderman goes as fast as a cider can!! BURP! :P
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I don't actually need the cider but the West Country (see how I didn't say cuntry?) is a marvellous place to be.
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I prefer the south cuntry myself!! lol

Seee; you not doing it right
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What now im so lost im just gonna cry!! Somebody help ma boab!
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What now im so lost im just gonna cry!! Somebody help ma boab!

What's the chatspeak meaning of boab or, are you as pissed as I, or me ??
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What now im so lost im just gonna cry!! Somebody help ma boab!

What's the chatspeak meaning of boab or, are you as pissed as I, or me ??
Im as pissed as me and I but dunno about dambuster or you?? rolleyes
Sexlightened
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It's a scottish phrase. Oor Wullie and The Broons say it a lot. "Jings! Crivens! Help ma Boab!".
I think it translates as "oh bollocks!"
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Its a braw bricht nicht the nicht! Innit
Britnaaaaaaaaay where ur ye hen!! Boab Boab!! Help mah boab!
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Im as pissed as me and I but dunno about dambuster or you?? rolleyes

Me too, Sweetie. And I would have got away with it all if it hadn't been for you snoopy kids ! ! ! ! !
I love you, Garth
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"its old man smithers again!!"

Yeah but Cassandra ????
Warming the Bed
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so anyone form around somerset here then?
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ornleee us cider drinin farrmerrrrsss!! Ohhh arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr