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Something i just have to tell you all

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Just gotta say to you all
WOOOOOOOOOO!! cool 8-)
Going to have my first swinging experience tomorrow. Am sooo overcome with joy :happy: :happy:
Got that feeling in the pit of me... er belly :P Am all nervous and only lord knows how im actually going to be able to get to sleep tonight. I suppose nerves should kick in, but that'll probably happen once im all dalled up just to add 20 layers of sweat to my nice new shirt confused O well, wish me luck.
Just had to come and try to brag.
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Good luck, good luck, good luck. lol
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Look!
Dont do it - you will be racked with nerves, wont be able to get it up and will be branded a failure!
Stay in with the rest of us.
wink
OI!!..............i didn't arrange anything! wink
Good luck!!
but can i watch :twisted: :twisted:
Good Luck, relax and enjoy :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
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just remember
strap it up before ya whack it up lol
good luck wink
Quote by Happy Cats
Stay in with the rest of us.

Y'know, staying in having a banter with all of you is sooooo tempting that i might just do it and wake up with big ol baggy eyes. BUT, how is one supposed to fit in here in swinging heaven not actually having swung? It's going to be done, i'll sit back and worry about it another day. Lifes too short to have regrets ay.
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
strap it up before ya whack it up lol

nicely put lol
Have fun and don't worry about it sex is sex after all u will be fine wink
Don't forget to take an Axe,they might :twisted:
Quote by Happy Cats
Look!
Dont do it - you will be racked with nerves, wont be able to get it up and will be branded a failure!
Stay in with the rest of us.
wink

Surely you can "add" to the advice Happy Cats??? I expect better from you....
poor lad might actually turn up with some hopes left in tact unless you do better....
I shall check back for any more Happy Cats advice...
Oh...and we expect a report back fella!! Good Luck ....
Quote by Debbiewebs
OI!!..............i didn't arrange anything! wink
Good luck!!
but can i watch :twisted: :twisted:

So I still get the head you say Debs ? :twisted: Roll on tomorrow :wink:
Good luck Mike. Or should that be GOD luck :wink: :lol2:
GOOD LUCK
Go and Enjoy you'll luv it
Bunnies xx
P.S. Dont forget to let us all know how it goes we'll be waiting with baited brea wink
Quote by Mikehboy19

Stay in with the rest of us.

Y'know, staying in having a banter with all of you is sooooo tempting that i might just do it and wake up with big ol baggy eyes. BUT, how is one supposed to fit in here in swinging heaven not actually having swung? It's going to be done, i'll sit back and worry about it another day. Lifes too short to have regrets ay.
You talk as though the alternative is going out and having sex. Its not its HUMILIATION!
For gods sake stay in with us!
Good luck mate, hope it all works out and its everything you imagined it to be wink
Quote by Happy Cats
You talk as though the alternative is going out and having sex. Its not its HUMILIATION!
For gods sake stay in with us!

How will he ever find out if he doesn't try?
Go on get out there and enjoy it.
John
wink
Quote by postie
Look!
Dont do it - you will be racked with nerves, wont be able to get it up and will be branded a failure!
Stay in with the rest of us.
wink

Surely you can "add" to the advice Happy cats??? I expect better from you....
poor lad might actually turn up with some hopes left in tact unless you do better....
I shall check back for any more Happy cats advice...
Oh...and we expect a report back fella!! Good Luck ....
My advice is always accurate!
Trapper lied!
Good luck, have fun, and relax wink
I'll hold your hand if you want :twisted: lol :lol:
kit you could hold more than my hand lol cool :twisted:
Quote by leprechaun
kit you could hold more than my hand lol cool :twisted:

Sure I can Lep babes, ummmm, will it help Mikehboy19 control his nerves confused :? :? wink
Maybe for this MATCH some of the ladies on here could be on the SUB'S bench,and the mods could be the OFFICIALS too. How about the rest of us making up the watching FANS?
You would be able to lift the CUP whilst you were still playing!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
CC_7UP
Oh to be 19 again and a SH member at the same time. Now there's a thought...........
Good luck and enjoy!
Quote by Happy Cats
He's doomed I tell you! Doomed!

i agree because he is staying with us
another one bits the dust biggrin
i wonder how long it will be before he becomes insane like us rolleyes
great to here you are staying with us Mikey!
if any of you are wondering what i am on about he has just sent me a pm to tell me he is not leaving here ............
So he is now a stepford member?
Good!
I ask you - going out for a shag on a friday night?
Silly Sod!
Awww god, i knew this would happen. Ya go to bed nice n early for that extra kick of energy and what happens? Ya sit there all night tossing and turning (not literally :P). mad :x
Thank for all ya support guys, much appreciated
Mike,
Have a great time .... hope it goes as well as you expect...glad to hear you're going to stay with the Madhouse....lol
equi-princess xxx
Have fun and relax, its great fun :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Good luck mate! And who said single guys have no luck!!
Let us know how it went! Details..... :grin:
Quote by Mikehboy19
Awww god, i knew this would happen. Ya go to bed nice n early for that extra kick of energy and what happens? Ya sit there all night tossing and turning (not literally :P). mad :x
Thank for all ya support guys, much appreciated

ah yes i remember it well! the excitement . . . the anticipation . . . those complete brown trouser moments waiting for the phone to ring . . . and even worse brown trouser moments when it does ring . . . . confused :? :?
best of british and all that what? ;)
neil x x x ;)