Song titles for swingers/swinging heaven

20 May 2004

I thought I would try a different music thread, here are some song titles that bring to mind certain elements of swinging or sections of swinging heaven. I hope you like the idea and I would love to see other peoples thoughts.
Swinging Heaven anthem : Addicted to Love - Robert Palmer
Theme tune for the cafe : Lets Talk About Sex - Salt 'n' Pepa
For the photo ads : We Want the Same Thing - Belinda Carlisle
The dogging section : Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
The single females : I Want That Man - Debby Harry : or : I Touch Myself - Divinyls
The single males : Big Love - Fleetwood Mac : or : That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
The chat room on a busy day : Dizzy - Vic Reeves & The Wonder Stuff
The Giggle Zone : Deeply Dippy - Right Said Fred
The GFZ : The Boys Are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy
3 for swingers in General:
Horny - Mousse T. vs Hot 'n' Juicy
Bump 'n' Grind - R Kelly
Desire - U2
Lastly some slightly dodgy ones (All meant with tongue firmly in cheek - so sorry in advance to everyone)
Married people swinging without their partners knowledge : Lyin' Eyes - The Eagles
The female moderators : Little Miss Can't be Wrong - Spin Doctors
All the Smug people in the NW : It's Grim Up North - The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu
And lastly a corrupted one that is probably my favorite : Someone's Coming in my Hair Tonight - Phil Collins
Hope you all enjoy.
Roger xxxxxxxx

20 May 2004

You forgot The Oldest Swinger in Town and Swinging in the Rain dunno

:lol: :lol: :lol:

20 May 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
You forgot The Oldest Swinger in Town

I do not believe I forgot this one as I can remember singing along to it in the car as a child!
:doh: :doh: :doh:

21 May 2004

For that long weekend away :-
"" SWINGING SAFARI ""
Fred (the other one)

21 May 2004

For the S&M fraturnity SMACK MY BITCH UP :shock: whip

21 May 2004

Two more:
Stephen Stills: "Change Partners"
and even
The Commodores: "Three Times A Lady"
Mike.

21 May 2004

Anthem for the single females
It's raining men - the Weather Girls
Hmmmm would be pretty apt for a bukake anthem too :twisted:

21 May 2004

For ancient Roman Doggers
Swing low sweet chariot lol

21 May 2004

Here's a few swinging rock tracks.....
For phone sex fans, "Talk dirty to me" (Poison)
For those that are into the wilder side of life, "Anything Goes" and "Pretty Tied Up" (Guns n Roses)
For crossdressers everywhere, "Dude looks like a Lady" (Aerosmith)
For those who like it crude, "Spit it out" and Slide it in" (White Snake)
OK, that's the sum total of my record collection.... oh, apart from "Sexed Up" from Robbie, but that's just getting too embarrassing redface

21 May 2004

Blue, you've forgotten your favourite nursery rhyme:
Little boy blue, come blow your horn...

21 May 2004

of course for the more sophisicated here or those perhaps more classically inclined, the works of the Swingle Singers may be appropriate?
Gilbert

22 May 2004

Juicy fruit by Emtume is a very appropriate track for me
Ive just found a couple of others too:
Come into my wife - Joyce Sims
Last night a DJ fucked my wife
Sorry about the corruption but i think they are funny

22 May 2004

I think it's got to be 'Swinging on a Star' by Bing Crosby (probably only because I watched Hudson Hawk the other day though!).

22 May 2004

Anthem for the single females
It's raining men - the Weather Girls]

MISSCHIEF My words exactly!!!!! (well your words first rolleyes

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1 Jun 2008

An old thread I know, but it made me chuckle....
partly because my dear old mam has just been telling me that her favourite record is Frank Sinatra's Songs for Swinging Lovers
So, anyone got any others to add?
(and anyway, I have an excuse for being down in the forum vaults from all your daft questions!! confused

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1 Jun 2008

I can think of the worst swinging song ever! Played in the playrooms of a swinging club in Kent
"A woman in love needs only one man!"
I kid you not! rotflmao

1 Jun 2008

OK, that's the sum total of my record collection.... oh, apart from "Sexed Up" from Robbie, but that's just getting too embarrassing redface

Thats my mobile ring tone.................

1 Jun 2008

How about Prince's Do Me Baby as an alternative wink wording? lol

1 Jun 2008

etta james I just wanna make love to you
led zep the lemon song (i been listening to deks cds think i hit my head last night)

1 Jun 2008

Quote by TanKinky
led zep the lemon song (i been listening to deks cds think i hit my head last night)

## Squeeze me 'til the juice runs down my leg ##
Mmmmmmm

1 Jun 2008

Quote by Peanut
led zep the lemon song (i been listening to deks cds think i hit my head last night)

## Squeeze me 'til the juice runs down my leg ##
Mmmmmmm
what again?? lol

1 Jun 2008

Quote by TanKinky
led zep the lemon song (i been listening to deks cds think i hit my head last night)

## Squeeze me 'til the juice runs down my leg ##
Mmmmmmm
what again?? lol
Oh if only... redface

1 Jun 2008

For the Jewish Swingers
Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa....Im a horny little jewish princess ta da!
Love in an elevator - Aerosmith....Going dowwwwn !
oh and
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top wink

1 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa....Im a horny little jewish princess ta da!

From the same album, for backdoor lovers...
Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
## Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute ##

1 Jun 2008

And for the exhibitionists/voyeurs amongst us... Darling Nikki by Prince
"I knew a girl named Nikki
Guess you could say she was a sex fiend
Met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine"

1 Jun 2008

Quote by Peanut
Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa....Im a horny little jewish princess ta da!

From the same album, for backdoor lovers...
Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
## Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute ##
lol

Dont you just love that man!
R.I.P Mr Zappa

1 Jun 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa....Im a horny little jewish princess ta da!

From the same album, for backdoor lovers...
Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
## Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute ##
lol

Dont you just love that man!
R.I.P Mr Zappa
Sure do and it embarrasses my daughters no end when I sing along to "Bobby Brown" :lol:

1 Jun 2008

Quote by Peanut
Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa....Im a horny little jewish princess ta da!

From the same album, for backdoor lovers...
Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
## Gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute ##
lol

Dont you just love that man!
R.I.P Mr Zappa
Sure do and it embarrasses my daughters no end when I sing along to "Bobby Brown" :lol:
rotflmao

2 Jun 2008

Have you been rooting around in my record collection? Was just going to put Love in an elevator.. then saw you posted it! Its spooky we like the same things!!

Quote by helnheaven
For the Jewish Swingers
Jewish Princess - Frank Zappa....Im a horny little jewish princess ta da!
Love in an elevator - Aerosmith....Going dowwwwn !
oh and
Pearl Necklace - ZZ Top

:)

2 Jun 2008

Southpark - uncle fucker
Bill Hayley etc - rock around the cock :doh:
Sam cooke - when a man love's another mans woman! :doh: :doh:
Shabba ranks - wicked inna bed
Donell Jones - its so hard
Sizzla - pump up her pum pum
:karaoke: