I had a rather enjoyable evening last night, after falling asleep in front of the football, I woke up annoyingly alert and listened to some classic 'I'm Sorry I Haven't a clue' and it occurred to me that some of the games from that would translate well onto here. Obviously Mornington Crescent has been done before, but some of the others I felt would suit themselves to this old forum, and who knows, may even raise a chuckle or two...
So the first game I thought would work well on here would be "songs for..." and being SH, it seems swingers would be the most appropriate...
If this has been done before, feel free to send me a link to an older thread and I'll just bump that one up again to save repetition. I did try the search, but it is about as useful as an IQ test in parliament.
So the idea being that you name a song, or song(s) that are suited to swingers...Creativity is actively encouraged...
For example:
"Love Me (and him, and them) Do" - The Beatles
"No Sleep till Brooke's in" - Beastie Boys
"Lust for Wives" - Iggy Pop
And so on...
Over to you fellow SH'ers...
How about -
Swing low, sweet chariot?
Come up and see me (make me smile)?
Anything by 'The Kinks'?
"Perfect Lay" - Lou Reed.
"Losing my Erection" - R.E.M
"Everybody Hurts (If you're a sub)" - R.E.M
'Fishnet stockings' by Stray Cats
'Basque-t Case' by Green Day
'Sex Without Love' by Ben Lee
'Let's Talk About Sex' by Salt-n-Pepa
'Leader of the Gang-bang' by The Spice Girls
"Once, Twice, Three time's you laid me" - The Commodores.
"Im the leader, the leader, the leader of the gang(bang) I am!
The Glitter Band, and Gary maybe as well!
One for the doggers.
Strangers in The Night-Frank
One for the S&M Posse
Supergluemedicktomeitwillhurtatrocious- Mary Poppins
One for the watersport lovers
Pee on Me-Ben E King
Aint no man big enough aint no man wide enough (to split me in two) Marvyn Gaye
The Last BJ - Tom Petty
LadyMyitshard - Pink etc
Don't let the son :shock: go down - Elton John
Stalk on aguy - Dionne Warwick
Oh, and
"Pearls a Swinger"
Sub-mission - Sex pistols
Love comes in spurts - Richard Hell and the Voids
Automatic lover - the Vibrators
F1-11 Love Missile - Sig Sig Sputnik
"Kinky Town" - Lipps INC
"Licking in a Box" - Living in a Box
"Fixing a Hole" - The Beatles
"When we sixty-nine" - The Beatles
"A Ray in the Wife" - The Beatles
"With a Little Help from my Friends" - The Beatles
"In My Wife" - The Beatles
"Why Don't we do it in the Road." - The Beatles.
"Cum on feel ya toyz" - Slade
Come together right now----over me.
"She's got the vibe" - R Kelly
"Slave to the Vibe" - By someone I can't remember
"Ride on Time" - by (or in the) Black Box (Ooh err!)
"Summer of 69's" - Bryan Adams.
Pull up to the bumper baby (and push it inbetween) Grace Jones
"Blow-up Doll" - Cliff Richard
Cum on Eileen - Dexy's midnight runners
The man with the horn - Miles Davis
Slobber-on-me-knob-young-miss-I-promise-I wont-choke-ya
Dick Van
"I'd like to teach the world to swing" - Can't remember who did it? Seekers ?
"Sittin on the Cock of the lay" - Otis Redding
"I'm into something good" - Hermans Hermits
"Get it on, bang a mom, get it on" - T-Rex
"Let's End Girls" - The Pet Shop Boys
"How big is that Dogger at the Window?" - Can't remember who by...
"Pass the Hubby (on the left hand side) - Musical Youth
"Walk with an Erection" - The Bangles
"Tip toe, through the chewed nips..."
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