all the single ladies makes me smile if i see a guy singing it....and makes me think of leotard guy dancing to it on you tube!!
although i did change the lyrics slightly.....it still needs to be sung by a woman!!
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up
Ya wanna join the club?, you just broke up?
Youre doing my own little thing?
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
So you came and joined SH
You placed your ad, “I need a shag”
But youre not getting any attention
You cry your tears, it feels like years
When really its been only3 days
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
You’ve got cock shots, “ what more do they want”
Its stretched up to look 5 inches
”Ive said Im clean, they know what I mean
Why aint they all falling over me? “
You want some sexual tension, did I mention
There aint no cast iron certainties
You have to wait your turn and you gotta learn
That swinging carries no guarantees!
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
Don't treat the girls, like theyre some kind prize
Please don’t tell them lies
Your truth is what they prefer, what they deserve
Be a man that makes them, then takes them
And delivers them to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, show them you have charms
If you don't, you'll be alone
And in the forums having a moan
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
**the above poem is intended for entertainment purposes only...any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purley coincidental!!!!**
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songs that dont work if sung by different gender
Sex God
Quote by Thebonediggers
all the single ladies makes me smile if i see a guy singing it....and makes me think of leotard guy dancing to it on you tube!!
although i did change the lyrics slightly.....it still needs to be sung by a woman!!
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up
Ya wanna join the club?, you just broke up?
Youre doing my own little thing?
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
So you came and joined SH
You placed your ad, “I need a shag”
But youre not getting any attention
You cry your tears, it feels like years
When really its been only3 days
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
You’ve got cock shots, “ what more do they want”
Its stretched up to look 5 inches
”Ive said Im clean, they know what I mean
Why aint they all falling over me? “
You want some sexual tension, did I mention
There aint no cast iron certainties
You have to wait your turn and you gotta learn
That swinging carries no guarantees!
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
Don't treat the girls, like theyre some kind prize
Please don’t tell them lies
Your truth is what they prefer, what they deserve
Be a man that makes them, then takes them
And delivers them to a destiny, to infinity and beyond
Pull me into your arms, show them you have charms
If you don't, you'll be alone
And in the forums having a moan
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
All the single male-ys, All the single male-ys,
Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh
Cause if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Don't be mad cos they aint queueing up for it
if you like it, then you should be prepared to wait for it
Oh, oh, oh
**the above poem is intended for entertainment purposes only...any resemblance to anyone living or dead is purley coincidental!!!!**
gawd your so bloody clever
made me giggle :giggle:
Quote by varca
Thats absoultely brill Mrs B
I had to go and find leotard man of course... OMG :giggle:
thanks peeps
and varca....bet its burned on your retinae now!!!!
Yep lol I just know what will be there when I close my eyes tonight arrgh :grin:
lmao....oh poor you....anyone else needing a smile today and a nights worth of erotic dreams, should definately have a look at leotard guy here
enjoy :thumbup:
Quote by Thebonediggers
Thats absoultely brill Mrs B
I had to go and find leotard man of course... OMG :giggle:
thanks peeps
and varca....bet its burned on your retinae now!!!!
Yep lol I just know what will be there when I close my eyes tonight arrgh :grin:
lmao....oh poor you....anyone else needing a smile today and a nights worth of erotic dreams, should definately have a look at leotard guy here
enjoy :thumbup:
I just HAD to look didn't I? :doh:
Sex God
thats just fantastic much kudos to the guy
