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Sorry Calista!!

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I warned you earlier that if you were still on line when I arrived home from the pub instead of being tucked up in your bed, I would deactivate you until tomorrow afternoon.
It appears you ignored my warning, and you sat there like a brazen hussy!!! You have now been deactivated, and if I remember, I will reactivate you around lunch time. Until then, get some sleep!!!!!!

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OMG you didn't????........ confused :? :?
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Shireen
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*wedgies* Bilko.....
We want Calista, We want Calista, We want Calista !!!
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OMG you didn't????........ confused :? :?
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Shireen
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I did!!!!!:shock: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
S'oaky Sarge I bollocked her about and she went to bed with some cock and bull story about her old man forgetting his keys . Shes tucked up already .
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*wedgies* Bilko.....

I assume that is a request for a Wedgie from me because we both know that is what you received last time we met, and that is what you will receive next time!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
He bloody did!
She stayed up a little longer because Morbius...and you`ll like this one `doesnt have a house key to get in`......
She has since found out that he will be a little late home, so has left the key somewhere for him.
I can only assume this somewhere didn`t exist when she was supposed to go to sleep!
And there was me, keeping her company on MSN again, thinking that she HAD to stay up!
I feel so violated :cry: :cry: :cry:
She`s only threatening to use DH`s account! Quick Sarge, best you deactivate that too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
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I just switched off MSN, and just before I went, she called me a bad word :shock:
Venusxxx
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S'oaky Sarge I bollocked her about and she went to bed with some cock and bull story about her old man forgetting his keys . Shes tucked up already .

Sucker!
Venusxxx
G makes note to discuss the key situation and various relationship and equality matter with Morbius as soon as possible :shock:
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S'oaky Sarge I bollocked her about and she went to bed with some cock and bull story about her old man forgetting his keys . Shes tucked up already .

I have ways of knowing - and I can assure you that when I started this thread she was still on-line, just sitting there watching and waiting!!!( in hidden mode)
So, not only was she cheating herself, but she was cheating you too!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I believe you , but only because you have an honest face ! As she only cheated me online and not at cards then I will refrain from the usual clumpin she would get .
I assume that is a request for a Wedgie from me because we both know that is what you received last time we me met, and that is what you will receive next time!!!

Who said bout a 2nd time ??????? LOL still aint recovered from 1st one yet !!!!
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She stayed up a little longer because Morbius...and you`ll like this one `doesnt have a house key to get in`......
Venusxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
strangely enough, that feckin' piss poor excuse sounds vaguely familar! :lol2:
venus? she's just called you a feckin' cow! :shock: :rotflmao:
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh she's bitchin' and moanin' bout not being able to troll the forum right now , , , ,
*sighs*
well done sarge! :thumbup:
n x x x :P
Well I can only hope that if she is still reading this thread, that she is very, very, ashamed of herself...taking advantage of all her well-meaning friends like that! Despicable!
/walks off shaking head............
flipa
Venusxxx
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She stayed up a little longer because Morbius...and you`ll like this one `doesnt have a house key to get in`......
Venusxxx

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
strangely enough, that feckin' piss poor excuse sounds vaguely familar! :lol2:
venus? she's just called you a feckin' cow! :shock: :rotflmao:
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh she's bitchin' and moanin' bout not being able to troll the forum right now , , , ,
*sighs*
well done sarge! :thumbup:
n x x x :P
Neil! Get off of MSN this INSTANT!!!! mad
Venusxxx
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I have ways of knowing - and I can assure you that when I started this thread she was still on-line, just sitting there watching and waiting!!!( in hidden mode)]

:eeek: you mean all this time that i have tried to hide from you (in Hidden mod) you no that i am here :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and others?????
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*wedgies* Bilko.....

I assume that is a request for a Wedgie from me because we both know that is what you received last time we me met, and that is what you will receive next time!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sarge you have never given me more than a kiss on my cheek on my face hahahahahaha
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I have ways of knowing - and I can assure you that when I started this thread she was still on-line, just sitting there watching and waiting!!!( in hidden mode)]

:eeek: you mean all this time that i have tried to hide from you (in Hidden mod) you no that i am here :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and others?????

Yep, with power comes great privilage, did he also tell you he can see you naked?!
Venusxxx
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I have ways of knowing - and I can assure you that when I started this thread she was still on-line, just sitting there watching and waiting!!!( in hidden mode)]

:eeek: you mean all this time that i have tried to hide from you (in Hidden mod) you no that i am here :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and others?????

Yep, with power comes great privilage, did he also tell you he can see you naked?!
Venusxxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: sorry Venus if only you new wink :wink: :wink:
I do now! :shock: :shock: lol
Slut! :P
Venusxxx
Corrie...tickle him lol...works every time lol
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I do now! :shock: :shock: lol
Slut! :P
Venusxxx

Huh jealous get you no Na n Na Na
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I do now! :shock: :shock: lol
Slut! :P
Venusxxx

Huh jealous get you no Na n Na Na
I didn`t get anywhere before jealous! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Might possibly take to my bed now in a state of abject misery! :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:
Venusxxx
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I do now! :shock: :shock: lol
Slut! :P
Venusxxx

Huh jealous get you no Na n Na Na
I didn`t get anywhere before jealous! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Might possibly take to my bed now in a state of abject misery! :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:
Venusxxx
awwww you made me feel all sad now sad we can share him....bags i get the bottom end :P
Venus!!!!
Having chatted to our mutual nocturnal friend, we have decided that it would be for the best if we deactivated you for the night. You will thank me for this one day but probably not today !!!
Sleep tight, and you may come back at lunchtime !!
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I just have to say ................
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sorry Calista
You can laugh Clare, but you wait until Sarge starts abusing you! mad :x :x
Oh, and don`t think using the `report abuse` link will help either! Thick as bloody thieves they are here!
Re- Sarge is a meglomaniac and must be stopped!
> SARGE, ONE WORD!
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> GIT!
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> pmsl
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> Venusxxx
Go to bloody bed like you've been told woman
Jas
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I`d continue, but I`m far too outraged! Back a little earlier than expected, but outraged!
Think I might head back off to bed though because..........
SARGE KEPT US ALL UP TIL THE WEE HOURS ON MSN!!! :x :x :x
Venusxxx