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westerross
Sex God
Quote by blissed
Are we starting a returnees club here? If we are I want to hold the post of proxy server.

What's a proxy server? Sounds like a diseased waiter. I certainly wouldn't want to hold his post. rolleyes
Don't ask me - I was told by the wonderful people who managed my return that I did by circumventing a proxy server so now I want to be one OK!? lol
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Quote by westerross
Don't ask me - I was told by the wonderful people who managed my return that I did by circumventing a proxy server so now I want to be one OK!? lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: You never mentioned before that you were circumvented TE :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shireen
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blissed
Sexpert
Aahh, it all becomes clear. Well, clearer. Welcome back returnees!
Sounds like you did the right thing though, circumventing him like that biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Quote by shireen-steve
Don't ask me - I was told by the wonderful people who managed my return that I did by circumventing a proxy server so now I want to be one OK!? lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: You never mentioned before that you were circumvented TE :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shireen
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You'd be surprised which bits are missing after you've circumvented a proxy server. Not only that I had to have all me ports bunged up ( p'raps that's where the smell of fish paste is coming from - never thought of that!
God I've got to go to bed.
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Quote by westerross
You'd be surprised which bits are missing after you've circumvented a proxy server. Not only that I had to have all me ports bunged up ( p'raps that's where the smell of fish paste is coming from - never thought of that!
God I've got to go to bed.

:shock: :shock: OMG it's worse than I first thought.... You have bits missing as well??
As for the bunged up thing... You need epsom salts sweetie... They will do the trick wink
Shireen
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Hijack over sorry redface
mattmoleman
Sex God
Corr blimey. I was going to do a big 'sorry I've been hibernating post' but this seems to be the right thread to put it on.
Welcome back Will. Good to see ya matey. Nice to see your sword play is as good as ever. Although I do believe you got Sapho with a couple of low blows there. (Congrats).
It is always good to have you around Carpy. Long live the Duck!
And a big hello to blissed. Not really chatted to you but I am glad we can have a chance now.
Hope everybody is well. Can't really be ar*ed with going through the hundreds of posts. I only left because of the ill feelings to everybody. Now when can we start doing the good feelings to everybody?
Missy
Sex God
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Matt :bounce: :bounce:
Looks like some sort of cyber portal has been opened :shock: all these people coming back :bounce:
Welcome back Matt kiss
blissed
Sexpert
Quote by mattmoleman
And a big hello to blissed. Not really chatted to you but I am glad we can have a chance now.

Hello to you too! Yep, looks like I'm back with the digital blethering biggrin :D
Quote by mattmoleman
Hope everybody is well. Can't really be ar*ed with going through the hundreds of posts. I only left because of the ill feelings to everybody. Now when can we start doing the good feelings to everybody?

So have you lot been fighting while I've been gone? Has there been pram-related toy-outing? No, don't tell me. What's plain is that there's so wonderful stuff happening too. I see Blue Eyes is back too - hello sweetie :love: wave :love: