) is at home freezing cold and feeling horny as hell.Can anyone suggest a remedy??? :twisted: :twisted:
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SOS - Freezing and HORNY as hell
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Sex God
How about she rubs her chest with Vic?
:wink: :twisted: 
:lol:
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Sex God
Kitty do you want to be part of a girly orgy ? :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by freckledbird
Kitty do you want to be part of a girly orgy ? :twisted: :twisted:
Oooooooooooooooooh!!! - :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Please
Quote by Sexysteph
hehehehe shes such a randy slapper.
*sexysteph ducks quickly
Serves her right living down there inthe cold she should move the mids. Then I could take her clubbing more!!! After all I have over a bottle of VODKA on the shelf waiting for me to get there and a nice hot SAUNA.
Even better KcKat and Eagerslut com on join us am sure we can find ways to warm her up and I know a few nice guys too
Send me the directions hun, I'll ask Sarah1448 to help me with the route on her GPS and I'll be on me way!!!! :lol:
ES, take the SH truck down Voddy's road.............er I mean Ginny's road and blast yer horn :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
I'm going to drive next time, he can navigate 
Quote by Calista
Awwwww don't leave me out ... horny here too .... wish the kids would hurry upto bed!
Where the fluck is Sarah????
I'm having to do all these directions from memory - god help us!!!!
Right Dammie needs to pick up Bev, Calista and Sarah in his truck...... :twisted: :twisted:
ES, is going for Voddy.....any other takers from down Saaf????
Venus wake up babes!I'm on me way, Steph get the wine chilling!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
OMG! :shock:
I must be the only female in here tonight that is not horny!
What is wrong with me? This can't be normal? :? 
I must be the only female in here tonight that is not horny!
What is wrong with me? This can't be normal? :? 
Sex God
Nope, I'm really not, and I haven't been for the last three or four days! Even my fave icons 
and 
hold no interest at the moment!
Oh well, I'll go back to my cross stitch and read a magazine.
Why is it I always think of Victoria Wood when I think of glossy magazines?
Gem. x -beat me on the bottom with a womans weekly! ;)
and hold no interest at the moment! Oh well, I'll go back to my cross stitch and read a magazine.
Why is it I always think of Victoria Wood when I think of glossy magazines?
Gem. x -beat me on the bottom with a womans weekly!
;) Quote by KcKat
Send me the directions hun, I'll ask Sarah1448 to help me with the route on her GPS and I'll be on me way!!!!
Who loves programming in destination on the GPS then giving the system a nervous breakdown by going a different route!
Can that be called sadistic towards a computer?
:twisted: 
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Oh well, I'll go back to my cross stitch and read a magazine.
Why is it I always think of Victoria Wood when I think of glossy magazines?
Gem. x -beat me on the bottom with a womans weekly!
Oh Gem, if only there was online scrabble ...I'd give you a game....
...in Danish....
Sex God
Quote by KcKat
I have it on very good authority that a SH member.... Gin_babe22UK (least I think that was the spirit!!!
Can anyone suggest a remedy??? :twisted: :twisted:
Sounds like she needs a hot tonic. I'm sorry to intrude on the girlie orgy but can come and be yer hot air blower.
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
mmmmmmmm you sure can sexy even colder now
:grin:
Mind you, I'm not doing the blowing all the time. Someone's gonna have to relieve me - preferably in shifts (or not come to think of it). Shit I'll finish before this flucking hole gets any bigger - shit..
Sex God
Right after that Danish version of online scrabble (shame they don't do it for real Mike, you'll have to donate two kisses tomorrow night in it's place ;) ) and more bacardi than I care to mention.........
I am horny! :bounce:
:smug: Can I join the all girl thingy now please?
What do you mean? Everyone has gone to bed? :doh:
And Rache, bacardi and a bit of you anyday, you're gorgeous! ;)
I am horny! :bounce:
:smug: Can I join the all girl thingy now please?
What do you mean? Everyone has gone to bed? :doh:
And Rache, bacardi and a bit of you anyday, you're gorgeous! ;)
Quote by westerross
mmmmmmmm you sure can sexy even colder now
:grin:
Mind you, I'm not doing the blowing all the time. Someone's gonna have to relieve me - preferably in shifts (or not come to think of it). Shit I'll finish before this flucking hole gets any bigger - shit..
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Ya bugger!!!!!! - you'll have to wear something girlie if ya gonna join this orgy
Gem, Gem
wake up sleepyhead.......I'm feeling horny :twisted: :twisted::bolt:
Quote by friendly
Send me the directions hun, I'll ask Sarah1448 to help me with the route on her GPS and I'll be on me way!!!!
Who loves programming in destination on the GPS then giving the system a nervous breakdown by going a different route!
Can that be called sadistic towards a computer?
:twisted:Ah but the computer will get his own back and start showing pics of Camilla with nothing on whenever you go to those girlie sites that show rude things. :cry: :cry:
....so I am told :lol: :lol:
Damn those little men that sit in the back of your PC and sneak out at night to eat all my Cheerios
:x :x Sex God
Quote by KcKat
mmmmmmmm you sure can sexy even colder now
:grin:
Mind you, I'm not doing the blowing all the time. Someone's gonna have to relieve me - preferably in shifts (or not come to think of it). Shit I'll finish before this flucking hole gets any bigger - shit..
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Ya bugger!!!!!! - you'll have to wear something girlie if ya gonna join this orgy
Gem, Gem
wake up sleepyhead.......I'm feeling horny :twisted: :twisted::bolt:
'Scuse me but I was outta the house 2 hours before you wrote this. Still if I'd known you'd been feeling horny I'd have stayed in bed.
Orgasminator
I'm LUVERLY and warm, and rather horny, bt not sure there is anything I could do....apart from offer a share of my lovely warm bed 
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m horny, not cold, but bored shitless. Can I play?! :twisted:
Venusxxx
With thighs like that - err Yup!! My dream ...... aaaah!
