SOS for any nurses in the SH house!!

27 Oct 2005

Blatent Sympathy Thread!
ES has had an emergency :shock: :shock: whilst out tarting in the wilds of Manchester this evening rolleyes

There he was enjoying the early evening sunshine from the comfort of a picnic bench.
He was having one hell of a buzz............................................. only not of the usual kind!!!
He's only gone and been stung by a bee on his 'Crown Jewels' :giggle:
Kitty xxx (not laughing toooooooooooooooo much!)
bolt

27 Oct 2005

Oh quick get the anit histamine cream out and rub it in biggrin

DD

27 Oct 2005

Nurse Angel reporting for duty in Manchester(ish) ;) lol

27 Oct 2005

and just how many picnic bench injuries does this one add up to???
Toothpaste should ease his dignity (if he ever had some rolleyes

)

:lol: :lol:

27 Oct 2005

KC nurses to the rescue - spit on it and rub it in! lol

Honestly!

27 Oct 2005

brings a new meaning to getting a buzz out of laybys!
:giggle:
Sorry I shouldn't be laughing but I don't really want to suck out the poison or kiss it better thanks very much! lol

Have a :therethere: instead!
:Kiss: Gem. x

27 Oct 2005

Although not a nurse I'm pretty sure you can either put bi-carb of soda on it-neutralises the acid- could be wrong though. I'll see if I can google the answer

27 Oct 2005

Quote by Kitty
Blatent Sympathy Thread!
ES has had an emergency :shock: :shock: whilst out tarting in the wilds of Manchester this evening
There he was enjoying the early evening sunshine from the comfort of a picnic bench.
He was having one hell of a buzz............................................. only not of the usual kind!!!
He's only gone and been stung by a bee on his 'Crown Jewels' :giggle:
Kitty xxx (not laughing toooooooooooooooo much!)

Nurse Kaz reporting for duty lol

:lol:
anti-histamine...be careful the directions don't say not be used on delicate areas
and ice cubes to ease the swelling and numb the pain
oh and yes............TLC kiss

27 Oct 2005

Poor Eager :therethere:
Do you need it kissed better ?? wink

The Laird has just texted him to ask if he's enjoying the swelling lol

:lol:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Fee
XX

27 Oct 2005

oh its not funny really :giggle:
poor sod, i remember when my daughter, aged about 2 at the time, was running about naked on the back yard with the pool out, as they do at that age, and she sat on a wasp and it stung her sorta between her bum and front bit she jumped up and ran off screaming and i was trying to catch her to find out what was wrong.
Kiss it better for him

27 Oct 2005

Found some more info:

quoting..........
Remove the sting then-
Kitchen remedies
Baking soda: mix the baking soda with vinegar and apply the thick paste to the wound.
Onions: Lay a fresh slice of onion on the sting.
Apple Cider Viegar: The raw kind. Spectrum or Braggs are good brands, available at all health food stores. If bitten or stung, dab apple cider vinegar as soon as possible on the bite to draw out any poison and to prevent swelling. Thyme and rosemary infused in the vinegar are especially effective
Hope this helps lol

:lol:

27 Oct 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Ooooooooooh! I'm quite enjoying the swelling though redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Shame about the Bee though :grin: Little fecker had a heart attack and died! lol

:rascal: :rascal:

27 Oct 2005

NN's right it's not funny at all and ES has my deepest sympathy, I'd hate to be stung down there hope it feels better soon ES and take it easy mate.
There thats got that out of the way........... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

28 Oct 2005

Amazing how far ES will go to get that extra buzz
Sussex2

28 Oct 2005

Promise I'm not laughing here lol

:lol:

28 Oct 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry ES, I have no sympathy, I just think it's hilarious :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Manchester eh..... mmmmm...... so you're getting nearer and nearer to the laybys in Lancs :rascal: wink

28 Oct 2005

if it was definately a bee.....some passerby could be asked to remove the sting....
just make sure youve got your sexiest knickers on.....

28 Oct 2005

Remove the sting
Tweazers = OUCH !
(Boots do a fab cream Stingeze, it makes the area completely numb)
Best of Luck

28 Oct 2005

lol i dont think ES would want it to be numb........i bet hes enjoying the extra size whilst hes got it biggrin

:shock: :D

28 Oct 2005

Ohhhh ES I do hope its better by the weekend wink

:wink: :wink:
Ouch that must of hurt like a bugger tho

28 Oct 2005

Tsk ! ! !
Can't you all see through this ????
It's just a blatant ploy to get the poison sucked out.
Or is that snake bites ????

28 Oct 2005

I just got home from work so I'm still very much alive and kicking :bounce: :bounce:
I pulled the sting meself, no prob.
The only thing is it's been itching a bit (don't mind the swelling though) and I have to keep rubbing it, which just makes the swelling worse! wink

:grin:

ops: :oops:

28 Oct 2005

3 years ago whilst on holiday in Cyprus, i awoke one morning to find 3 mozzy bites on erm, me knob redface

ops: ,
Itched like a bastard for almost a week, and very sore too.
I feel for ya mate. confused

:?

28 Oct 2005

leave the sting in !!!
i got stung on my arm 2 weeks ago and it swelled up twice the size.
i've been walking around bees nests for the last week with my knob hanging out with honey on it !!!
please sting my penis - so it swells to twice the size, then i can give the young lady on another thread the stretched labia that she requires lol

28 Oct 2005

Quote by 34fun
leave the sting in !!!
i got stung on my arm 2 weeks ago and it swelled up twice the size.
i've been walking around bees nests for the last week with my knob hanging out with honey on it !!!
please sting my penis - so it swells to twice the size, then i can give the young lady on another thread the stretched labia that she requires

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: