Yeeehhhaaa you done it misschief..........and Celticq you know have your very own thread..............
Bluddy ellfire!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I done it!!!! :shock:
Now has everyone still got their thread split buddy with them? :lol2:
Shit, poor Wild Edric is still in the other thread!!! Was noone holding on to him when we whizzed across!
Hold on, will go and fetch him :lol2:
Well done MISSCHIEF - very clever indeed - now if you could just help me get these bloody antlers out of my monitor I'll be able to see what's happening again.
Ye Gods!
I haven't been tugged so hard since that unfortunate incident with the Druid's daughter!
Where am I?
What is this strange armoured beast that keeps smirking at me and saying I am making his life 'ard work'.
Is that Merlin taking the piss again?
Listen, don't give me a hard time because Guinevere turned you down. And yes, I think Harry Potter does a better line in spells than you, you antiquated Arthurian fart.
Welcome Wild Edric - I'm pretty wild too, there's been quite a lot to get irate about in this forum lately.
Welsh borders - is that a clue to your identity? Eh? Eh?
Mike.
I see your keyboard has recovered after I made you spit all over it earlier, Benz.
You really should have better control of yourself you know!
Rachel
Quite right Davej
Kevin son ofTarquine brother of the feared Malcolm 609
and second in the line to the Kingdom of beryl the merciless
The very same Warwick. Legend has it that Kevin was a merciless warlord who ruled the county of Peroxidia now known as Essex. He built a sizable army during the latter part of the sixteenth century and ruled with an iron fist.
It was common for him to ride into small villages with his cut throats and have them shave his name into the fleeces of the villages goats in order that they would remember him. The shaving of the goats was done with a sharp set of shearers called Graffitio's. This sort of treatment meant that the goats could not be sold on the open market at their true value as the practise in those days were for the goat herders to send their youngest sons to the markets to buy a 'Billy goat' and therefore any goat with Kevin shaved into its fleece wasn't sold.
Whilst times have changed and goats are no longer the exchangeble commodity they were, there is still a reluctance in Essex to buy a used car from anyone called Kevin as it is associated with buying a 'wrong un'
Incidentally the shaving of warlord Kevin's name into the goats, with the specially designed Graffitio shears was done by his men who turned their peaked helmets back to front in order that they could see easier without the protective peak sheilding their eyes.
As an aside, historians have pointed out, that the combination of men with hats back to front putting their name into someone elses property with shears called Graffitio's may have modern day links and are looking for sixty million squid to work on this theory.
I certainly believe that this is the case with Kevin.
Tarquin the inept as he was known was his equally feared forebear who was renowned for his dispicable acts and fierce demeanor.
He would ride into villages on his fierce steed Eric striking fear into the uneducated peasants shrieking his war cry
"Has anyone seen my Goldfish ?"
Legend has it that this is why he was known as Tarquin the inept. He would ransack villages stealing any goldfish he could find
Historians believe that his father Warwick the stupid (a distant relative) had told his slightly mentally challenged son to go in search of Gold but when his son still looked blank had sighed "shish" and this had lead to Tarquins GOLDSHish obsession
even to this day many people still name their Goldfish Tarquin not realising the tradition
Historians are currently seeking a grant from the EEc to research this lineage more
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
) we're really real!!?? t'is good to be back on solid ground!
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