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Quote by celticq
I've just had a read back to see where I can split this thread ............. and shit, it kinda went pear shaped just after I posted :shock:
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Wow MISSCHIEF - if you can split threads I'm thinking you must have got past page 3 by now - Steven Hawkings has nothing on you ma'am.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yeeehhhaaa you done it misschief..........and Celticq you know have your very own thread..............
Bluddy ellfire!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I done it!!!! :shock:
Now has everyone still got their thread split buddy with them? :lol2:
Shit, poor Wild Edric is still in the other thread!!! Was noone holding on to him when we whizzed across!
Hold on, will go and fetch him :lol2:
Well done MISSCHIEF - very clever indeed - now if you could just help me get these bloody antlers out of my monitor I'll be able to see what's happening again.
Edrics disappeared :shock: .... have copied his post over here and will delete it from the other thread ...........

Quote by Wild Edric
Hello.
I am Wild Edric, new here.
I am a mythical figure that rides the Welsh Borders, ready to save the country from disaster. I have often seen the old fellah in the red suit. I would be pleased to drop a few presents down chimneys.
By the way, if you see me, tell no one. I am only seen when the country is in grave peril.
Sorry I couldn't make it to Portugal. I was preoccupied with Henman. Waste of time that was.
WE

Hello wild eric and welcome.......exactly what type of animal is a welsh border? I aint knocking your preferences, just curious.
The Welsh Border is a powerful beast-it can transform first- rate holiday homes to smouldering wrecks. Treat it with respect.
Offa had it sussed
WE
If I remember rightly wasn't Offa into Dykes........see nothing changes
Offa did indeed have a penchant for dykes ( Cagney and Lacey was his special favourite). However, his brother (Special Offa), was a notorious bigot, and banned one particular to stand forever between England and Wales. She is still there, a little the worse for age now, but still accomodating to the odd rambler( and some are very odd indeed-janet Street-Porter et al)
WE
Sorry Edric, didn't even get chance to say hi wave
And welcome to the forums biggrin
Ye Gods!
I haven't been tugged so hard since that unfortunate incident with the Druid's daughter!
Where am I?
What is this strange armoured beast that keeps smirking at me and saying I am making his life 'ard work'.
Is that Merlin taking the piss again?
Listen, don't give me a hard time because Guinevere turned you down. And yes, I think Harry Potter does a better line in spells than you, you antiquated Arthurian fart.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Bluddy ellfire!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
I done it!!!! :shock:
Now has everyone still got their thread split buddy with them? :lol2:

Hi MISSCHIEF,
WTF chance have I got following these threads, when you split them, when I am sober let alone when I have had a few too many :beer: lol
Wow this feels like the twilight zone. :shock: :shock: :shock:
The last time I was there it was a cat causing the trouble !!!!!!!!!
Anyway I better check my interior light is on....just incase !!! confused
don't worry MrsFC, i had the same problem last night! one minute both feet firmly astride .....the....erm....thread oh yeah!.......the next..........some speed of light quantum mechanical stephen hawking kinda rip in the fabric thing and suddenly i was in a parallel world where people thought santa and deer crossings and stuff ( and possibly unicorns and pixie confettit?? dunno ) we're really real!!?? t'is good to be back on solid ground!
<<< looks around a bit......... >>>
:shock: FFS WTF??? :dunno:
n x x x x x
Welcome Wild Edric - I'm pretty wild too, there's been quite a lot to get irate about in this forum lately.
Welsh borders - is that a clue to your identity? Eh? Eh?
Mike.
Quote by davej
Hello.
I am Wild Edric, new here.
I am a mythical figure that rides the Welsh Borders, ready to save the country from disaster. I have often seen the old fellah in the red suit. I would be pleased to drop a few presents down chimneys.
By the way, if you see me, tell no one. I am only seen when the country is in grave peril.
Sorry I couldn't make it to Portugal. I was preoccupied with Henman. Waste of time that was.
WE

Hello wild eric and welcome.......exactly what type of animal is a welsh border? I aint knocking your preferences, just curious.
"d" There you go edric - I noticed last night that davej had stolen you d - I am just returning it to you
Wild Edric I apologies for stealing your 'D' but I'm sure you will believe me when I say it was not intentional. If I was going to intentionally steal a letter from you, I would have nicked your 'E'....only a fool would steal a consonant when a vowel is available. boink
A warm welcome from me to Wild Edric wave
You have chosen a strange place to be greeted by the lovely people on here. biggrin
Oh nooooooooo a strange light is comming towards me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad :(
and a welcome from me too Edric
Gilbert smile
ANYWAY.......................
Back on topic.
I visited the SW of Scotland a couple of years ago (we got relatives in Girvan) and followed the advice about stopping deer running in front of your car and left the interior light on....
unfortunately I still crashed the car as the bloody light attracted a load of those Scottish moths and I was so busy trying to swat them out the way I didn't notice the deer stood in the middle of the woods. rolleyes evil
You obviously werent in your DB5 Easy you could have used the machine guns :shock:
we dont find deer a great problem down here in the Monkjacks...dont talk to me about bloody Monkjacks
when I was a young lad i colided with one at high speed round the back of Princethorpe wood and wrote my marina van off :cry:
However I did it with such skill I was awarded both ears and a tail for artistic impression and to this day I have them mounted above my fireplace ..along with the marina grill which became an integral part of the display confused
Right Im off to take the Goldfish to obediance classes TTFN
Quote by MrFC

Thankyou mrFC i now feel vindicated when I changed Aardvarks into Armadillo's.
Quote by celticq
There you go edric - I noticed last night that davej had stolen you d - I am just returning it to you

Thank the Lord you spotted that one!!! Wild "Eric" doesn't really have the warlord type power to it does it???
Not tat I have anything against the name Eric just don't seem to associate it with wild... I could be mistaken and more than likely will be!!
I see your keyboard has recovered after I made you spit all over it earlier, Benz.
You really should have better control of yourself you know!
Rachel
Quote by Benz2502
Thank the Lord you spotted that one!!! Wild "Eric" doesn't really have the warlord type power to it does it???
Not tat I have anything against the name Eric just don't seem to associate it with wild... I could be mistaken and more than likely will be!!

You would be quite wrong there Benz..........Wild Eric did actually exist and was the son of a more famous and even more feared warlord of the 16th century called Kevin.
Quite right Davej
Kevin son ofTarquine brother of the feared Malcolm 609
and second in the line to the Kingdom of beryl the merciless
The very same Warwick. Legend has it that Kevin was a merciless warlord who ruled the county of Peroxidia now known as Essex. He built a sizable army during the latter part of the sixteenth century and ruled with an iron fist.
It was common for him to ride into small villages with his cut throats and have them shave his name into the fleeces of the villages goats in order that they would remember him. The shaving of the goats was done with a sharp set of shearers called Graffitio's. This sort of treatment meant that the goats could not be sold on the open market at their true value as the practise in those days were for the goat herders to send their youngest sons to the markets to buy a 'Billy goat' and therefore any goat with Kevin shaved into its fleece wasn't sold.
Whilst times have changed and goats are no longer the exchangeble commodity they were, there is still a reluctance in Essex to buy a used car from anyone called Kevin as it is associated with buying a 'wrong un'
Incidentally the shaving of warlord Kevin's name into the goats, with the specially designed Graffitio shears was done by his men who turned their peaked helmets back to front in order that they could see easier without the protective peak sheilding their eyes.
As an aside, historians have pointed out, that the combination of men with hats back to front putting their name into someone elses property with shears called Graffitio's may have modern day links and are looking for sixty million squid to work on this theory.
Quote by warwick
Quite right Davej
Kevin son ofTarquine brother of the feared Malcolm 609
and second in the line to the Kingdom of beryl the merciless
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yeah.. heard about him too...........he is supposed to have a sharp tongue.. and a quick "hand to ban button" speed!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I certainly believe that this is the case with Kevin.
Tarquin the inept as he was known was his equally feared forebear who was renowned for his dispicable acts and fierce demeanor.
He would ride into villages on his fierce steed Eric striking fear into the uneducated peasants shrieking his war cry
"Has anyone seen my Goldfish ?"
Legend has it that this is why he was known as Tarquin the inept. He would ransack villages stealing any goldfish he could find
Historians believe that his father Warwick the stupid (a distant relative) had told his slightly mentally challenged son to go in search of Gold but when his son still looked blank had sighed "shish" and this had lead to Tarquins GOLDSHish obsession
even to this day many people still name their Goldfish Tarquin not realising the tradition
Historians are currently seeking a grant from the EEc to research this lineage more
God who ever was the descendant must have been old cos Edric was a contempory of and an offender of Bill the conq... that froggy swine
Edric Savage, as he was also know was a fearsome fighter of all that is wrong and an upholder of right and justice and shropshire apple pie...
It is understood that when he wasn't all Donned up in his chain mail he was quiite Arty
but when he was bad he was very bad
he was a saxon amongst saxons
so afore anyoneth sayeth owt.... I am on his side!.
he is bigger and dafter and braver, and I am not!
Edric saxon mate get your silly arse into gear and sought out those silly arses Davej, Easy MrFC and Neilinleeds and not forgetting that sweet arse CQ
gilbert
remember friend we are gone but never forgotten smile