do you have brekky or skip it, do you have the works whereas you would usually have toast, or a bucks fizz? what will you be having for your christmas dinner? turkey, beef, salmon, trimmings? pud/cake/mince pies wine/spirits/beer/tea/coffee snacks, dips/chips/nuts/pate and crackers, chocolates/liqueurs and so on whats on your festive menu for the big day?
Normal cereal breakfasts, upto my mums for about 12 ish, then Turkey & trimmings for a 2pm ish dinner, followed by homemade mince pies and custard or cream. The evening is generally just a sandwich or two and cakes Once we're home general munchies. We don't overdo it on the food :)
Quote by Dirtygirlie I have no idea... can you ask Angel?! :giggle:
Oh... I know I'll be having a bit of my mum's cheesecake at some point... most likely a very large piece! Well Christmas isn't Christmas without mum's cheesecake so she's making me one to take with me! :giggle: So if I get bread and water in the cellar as has been threatened I'm taking the cheesecake with me!!
Xmas day.. Wake the son up, open presents Phone family Skip breakfast... Travel up my parents for Xmas dinner, turkey and all the trimmings.. Desserts (not xmas pud) and wine Strongbow Few choccies in the afternoon, Strongbow And some junk for tea and trifle Strongbow Go home More chocolate More strongbow Have a lazy shag Go to bed... Boxing Day Skip breakfast Tidy house in a half dazed fuss and wishing I had never offered to cook today Prepare seafood and meat platters for boxing day tea Send dek to the shop for that thing I forgot Help son put together that toy that says its age 7+ and dek cant manage it Wait for family to arrive, they are running late again Drink wine while preparing, eating, cleaning up, Watch film Change drink to strongbow Get the snacks out Tell a few jokes and home truths More strongbow chocolate more strongbow Pint or 5 of water then bed Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room :lol:
for breaky it has always been gammon with eggs mmmmm I don't like turkey personally as it can be too dry so we have a joint of some sort. (not into Xmas pud either) Munch through choccies in the afternoon & then snack lata
Quote by dekntan Xmas day.. Wake the son up, open presents Phone family Skip breakfast... Travel up my parents for Xmas dinner, turkey and all the trimmings.. Desserts (not xmas pud) and wine Strongbow Few choccies in the afternoon, Strongbow And some junk for tea and trifle Strongbow Go home More chocolate More strongbow Have a lazy shag Go to bed... Boxing Day Skip breakfast Tidy house in a half dazed fuss and wishing I had never offered to cook today Prepare seafood and meat platters for boxing day tea Send dek to the shop for that thing I forgot Help son put together that toy that says its age 7+ and dek cant manage it Wait for family to arrive, they are running late again Drink wine while preparing, eating, cleaning up, Watch film Change drink to strongbow Get the snacks out Tell a few jokes and home truths More strongbow chocolate more strongbow Pint or 5 of water then bed Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room :lol:
Strongbow More strongbow more strongbow J help sons put together that toy that says its age 7+ and Mr Lost has sworn at and thrown around the room in disgust and cant manage it More strongbow more strongbow More strongbow more strongbow Pint or 5 of water then bed Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room There is a coming together of minds methinks :lol:
Quote by Lost Xmas day.. Wake the son up, open presents Phone family Skip breakfast... Travel up my parents for Xmas dinner, turkey and all the trimmings.. Desserts (not xmas pud) and wine Strongbow Few choccies in the afternoon, Strongbow And some junk for tea and trifle Strongbow Go home More chocolate More strongbow Have a lazy shag Go to bed... Boxing Day Skip breakfast Tidy house in a half dazed fuss and wishing I had never offered to cook today Prepare seafood and meat platters for boxing day tea Send dek to the shop for that thing I forgot Help son put together that toy that says its age 7+ and dek cant manage it Wait for family to arrive, they are running late again Drink wine while preparing, eating, cleaning up, Watch film Change drink to strongbow Get the snacks out Tell a few jokes and home truths More strongbow chocolate more strongbow Pint or 5 of water then bed Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room :lol:
Strongbow More strongbow more strongbow J help sons put together that toy that says its age 7+ and Mr Lost has sworn at and thrown around the room in disgust and cant manage it More strongbow more strongbow More strongbow more strongbow Pint or 5 of water then bed Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room There is a coming together of minds methinks :lol: With that much strongbow I'm surprised there isn't a coming together of head and the great porcelain telephone! Cider ... ewww the devil's brew!
Quote by dekntan Xmas day.. Wake the son up, open presents Phone family Skip breakfast... Travel up my parents for Xmas dinner, turkey and all the trimmings.. Desserts (not xmas pud) and wine Strongbow Few choccies in the afternoon, Strongbow And some junk for tea and trifle Strongbow Go home More chocolate More strongbow Have a lazy shag Go to bed... Boxing Day Skip breakfast Tidy house in a half dazed fuss and wishing I had never offered to cook today Prepare seafood and meat platters for boxing day tea Send dek to the shop for that thing I forgot Help son put together that toy that says its age 7+ and dek cant manage it Wait for family to arrive, they are running late again Drink wine while preparing, eating, cleaning up, Watch film Change drink to strongbow Get the snacks out Tell a few jokes and home truths More strongbow chocolate more strongbow Pint or 5 of water then bed Try to shag quietly as parents asleep in the next room :lol:
And reading this, all I heard in my head was the song "Skol Skol Skol Skol"
Well, assuming I can get all the food shopping I want when I go at 6am Tuesday we'll be starting off with Bucks Fizz and soft rolls with cream cheese and smoked salmon in the morning. The kids will likely complain so I'll con someone else into making bacon butties for them Christmas dinner will be prawn cocktail with home made Marie Rose sauce to start with, then turkey with all the trimmings (including Yorkshire puds) and DirtyGirlie's mum's cheesecake for dessert :mrgreen: No idea what time we'll be eating. When it's ready Later there'll be wine, cider, vodka, southern comfort, basically whatever everyone wants to drink, and doubtless quite a bit of it (assuming we're not so stuffed we can't drink! :lol Boxing day the kids are going to their fathers so us grown up girlies will be playing with all their toys while they're out, and probably drinking more alkyhol and talk about lots of things we can't discuss while they're there :giggle: Saturday my sister's going home and DG and I will be revelling with friends :mrgreen: and Sunday she's going home and I'll be putting my house back together (or more likely, going to bed and dying for the day) :lol:
Full piss up christmas eve, full fried breatfast christmas morning open presents, then vist the family, then full christmas dinner turkey and duck sprots ect with 1 or more bottles red wine mmmmmmm then lots of sex :lol: :lol:
Will be a normal day really.... No breakfast.... We will have a little something different for lunch......A turkey lunch with sausages wrapped in bacon(love those).... Doubt we will be going anywhere as a huge family split has seen to that..
I'll have a bit of brekkie then collect sons and bruv before driving to my Mum's for lunch. We'll have a full traditional Xmas lunch - at least 4 courses knowing my Mum - though I won't be drinking as I'm driving home again. I'll bring some cold meat home for turkey and pickle supper and settle down with a nice glass of red for a peaceful evening on my own
Quote by Steve Will be a normal day really.... No breakfast.... We will have a little something different for lunch......A turkey lunch with sausages wrapped in bacon(love those).... Doubt we will be going anywhere as a huge family split has seen to that..
Don't mistake Family and relations Steve'o You will be with your Family on the day.
Well usually its a full breky then the usual Christmass dinne of Turkey ect Then a few boxes of orange matchmakers mmmmmmmmmmmmm :lol: In the evening it buffet type stuff with the traditional Fosters :lol:
I'm baking muffins for Christmas morning... blame Nigella Then we'll have a late lunch - traditional turkey and all the trimmings. Then for dinner will be a 'do it yourself' job with leftovers - or just a bowl of Christmas pud, which I am usually too full for after lunch. Boxing Day brekkie will be fruit or cereal and then we have family round - turkey sandwiches for lunch and then it'll be a big roast (pork, I think) for dinner. Am trying to intersperse eating with exercise this Christmas though!
Am trying to intersperse eating with exercise this Christmas though!
Need some help with that?! :rascal: Ooooh, does that mean you might make me no longer 'curious' then?! :rascal: Merry fucking Christmas! :giggle: Bloody trollops!! :giggle:
Do you know, I've never in my adult life had a shag on Christmas Day!! - always been way too tired We do the bacon brekki, with lots of black coffee for moi to get going Lunch is the usual Turkey, sprouts with smoked bacon mmmm, no starter, no sweet, just cannot do courses these days, I get way too full. Early evening will be games on the Wii, then flop on the settee for the wonderful TV .. not lol. Then that's it 'til about 8pm and maybe crack some nuts or have some cheese and crackers. Wine flows nicely up to about 7pm then I'll have a few Amaretto's
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