Special offer,hurry while stocks last

26 Sep 2004

Ive heard from various sources that we are having a mass orgy in our hotel room on the night of the this must be true coz so far about 20 people seem to be coming to see us on said night according to these findings.I would just like to state that is every possibility that we will be possibly open for business on said evening.
For those of you that are requiring our attention on this evening could you let us know the time,number of people and exactly what we will be doing.
If demand is high for our attention then possibly i will have to designate allotted time slots for you.
All answers on a postcard,please lol

BTW There are so far over 30 rooms booked,and since the kick out time is 11am we regret to inform that there maybe some dissapointment,so hurry up while this offer offer has stipulations,so please read the small cum first serviced :grin:
Any unsuccessful candiates will of course recieve a condolance pack and a future non refundable offer of a sexual nature.
This offer is subject to change at the managements discression,please read the extra small print below
We will be picky so you had all better scrub up and get your tecniques down to a fine art

26 Sep 2004

Ok ok ... our names down ....
Mine first and Morbius next about an hour later ;)
hump

26 Sep 2004

Quote by Calista
Ok ok ... our names down ....
Mine first and Morbius next about an hour later ;)

OK i'm sure we can do a two for one deal on that we have information on specific requirements wink

26 Sep 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Ok ok ... our names down ....
Mine first and Morbius next about an hour later ;)

OK i'm sure we can do a two for one deal on that we have information on specific requirements wink

ok ok .. well I'm gonna need a couple of whips, some lube, a few toys ... erm ... restraints???
And a 99 Flake with choc sprinkles .
please ...

26 Sep 2004

Would madame like hundreds and thousands or choc chips and where would you like the flake to be placed :shock: .Does Morbius have any special needs :twisted:

26 Sep 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Would madame like hundreds and thousands or choc chips and where would you like the flake to be placed :shock: .Does Morbius have any special needs :twisted:

Hundreds and thousands please ...
The only special need Morbius has is me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rolleyes

have spoken to said man on phone and apparently his special needs equipment is carried about his personage ........

26 Sep 2004

OK Calista your booked in for 2am,can't tell you for how long as yet,but once weve had more replies i'll let you know.
NEXT....................

26 Sep 2004

Yep...that'd be us. surprised

:shock:
Not looking to swing (see sig below) Just need access to the mini-bar so it doesn't register on the one in our room.
Should take about 5 mins to empty it, so shall we say 1-55 am, just before you lot get in.
Ta.
rolleyes