For those of you that are requiring our attention on this evening could you let us know the time,number of people and exactly what we will be doing.
If demand is high for our attention then possibly i will have to designate allotted time slots for you.
All answers on a postcard,please

BTW There are so far over 30 rooms booked,and since the kick out time is 11am we regret to inform that there maybe some dissapointment,so hurry up while this offer offer has stipulations,so please read the small cum first serviced :grin:
Any unsuccessful candiates will of course recieve a condolance pack and a future non refundable offer of a sexual nature.
This offer is subject to change at the managements discression,please read the extra small print below
We will be picky so you had all better scrub up and get your tecniques down to a fine art