Speed bumps, pot holes and boobs

11 Jul 2014

Reckon it'd be something I could bring up with the council regarding the fact that whenever I go over a speed bump / pot hole, it makes my boobs jiggle all over the place? Thus meaning I have to stuff them back into their place once arriving at said destination? lol

Me thinks this is a serious matter :lol2:

11 Jul 2014

Maybe they should provide you with a boobie wrangler- sort of the equivalent of a guide dog, who sits in the back of your car and holds them in place while driving :rascal:

11 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Maybe they should provide you with a boobie wrangler- sort of the equivalent of a guide dog, who sits in the back of your car and holds them in place while driving :rascal:

I'm willing to volunteer for that role!!

11 Jul 2014

i must be getting old, when i drive over them it makes me wanna go for a wee :/
Pass the tena please bolt

11 Jul 2014

Quote by Katniss
i must be getting old, when i drive over them it makes me wanna go for a wee :/
Pass the tena please

Just change your drivers seat for a commode- job done, quite literally :mrgreen:

13 Jul 2014

I have the same problem but lower down, reported it but was told to wear clothes when driving!!!!

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Maybe they should provide you with a boobie wrangler- sort of the equivalent of a guide dog, who sits in the back of your car and holds them in place while driving :rascal:

Do you have a firm grip :rascal:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
Maybe they should provide you with a boobie wrangler- sort of the equivalent of a guide dog, who sits in the back of your car and holds them in place while driving :rascal:

Do you have a firm grip :rascal:
Firm but gentle :rascal:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Maybe they should provide you with a boobie wrangler- sort of the equivalent of a guide dog, who sits in the back of your car and holds them in place while driving :rascal:

Do you have a firm grip :rascal:
Firm but gentle :rascal:
Perhaps you can apply within, the position is open :lickface:

13 Jul 2014

Will there be a practical test Miss Flirty? :mrgreen:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Will there be a practical test Miss Flirty? :mrgreen:

Of course, there will be a hands on approach followed by the "jiggle" test..which will test your ability to see if you can grasp the elements :rascal:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
Will there be a practical test Miss Flirty? :mrgreen:

Of course, there will be a hands on approach followed by the "jiggle" test..which will test your ability to see if you can grasp the elements :rascal:
Elephants? I thought it was mainly jumper puppies that needed looking after? :twisted:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Will there be a practical test Miss Flirty? :mrgreen:

Of course, there will be a hands on approach followed by the "jiggle" test..which will test your ability to see if you can grasp the elements :rascal:
Elephants? I thought it was mainly jumper puppies that needed looking after? :twisted:
Me thinks you need an eye test too :eeek:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
Will there be a practical test Miss Flirty? :mrgreen:

Of course, there will be a hands on approach followed by the "jiggle" test..which will test your ability to see if you can grasp the elements :rascal:
Elephants? I thought it was mainly jumper puppies that needed looking after? :twisted:
Me thinks you need an eye test too :eeek:
My eyes are perfectly fine- see! silly

hwoar:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Will there be a practical test Miss Flirty? :mrgreen:

Of course, there will be a hands on approach followed by the "jiggle" test..which will test your ability to see if you can grasp the elements :rascal:
Elephants? I thought it was mainly jumper puppies that needed looking after? :twisted:
Me thinks you need an eye test too :eeek:
My eyes are perfectly fine- see! silly

hwoar:
There's a compulsory eye test with the practical test too wink

13 Jul 2014

I might have to feel my round until my vision settles down :twisted:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I might have to feel my round until my vision settles down :twisted:

Feel your round? Round what exactly lol

13 Jul 2014

maybe feel your rounds instead? innocent

13 Jul 2014

Quote by meat2pleaseu
maybe feel your rounds instead?

That's part of the practical test too. It might help with your hands on approach :rascal:

13 Jul 2014

Quote by flirty_4
maybe feel your rounds instead?

That's part of the practical test too. It might help with your hands on approach :rascal:
Can you let me know where to apply for this once in a lifetime position, as I do have plenty of hands on experience.
I presume that you will be recruiting more than one person to fulfil this important role as it will be necessary for the successful applicant to have regular cold showers! lol