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Sex God
Oooooooooo private lessons - there's a thought :twisted:
Right, who can't spell ?
Right, who can't spell ?
:? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
Well I am happy to report that I am not on this site for my spelling ability :twisted:
But as Mrs FB is giving lessons, can I be in the que behind Sgt please?
But as Mrs FB is giving lessons, can I be in the que behind Sgt please?
Quote by robbie_rob
its very very worrying,are half the country illiterate??
Whilst I understand your particular viewpoint on the general level of basic grammatical education, spelling accuracy and vocabulary of people using this site, I really do believe that questioning someones parentage is off-limits.
Orgasminator
i have just read on another site about a bloke who was " reinburst " for his " inishul " outlay. :lol: I have no problem with misspellings or poor grammar, mine isn't perfect, so I'm in no position to comment on anyone else.
When there is absolutly no effort made to make it readable, or it's total text speak then I just won't make the effort to interpret it.
I also dislike it when it's done deliberatly to look cute or girly by women, but when it bugs me too much, I take this advice.
Works everytime :lol: :lol:
Jas
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When there is absolutly no effort made to make it readable, or it's total text speak then I just won't make the effort to interpret it.
I also dislike it when it's done deliberatly to look cute or girly by women, but when it bugs me too much, I take this advice.
Quote by dambuster
Skip that thread/post.
Works everytime
:lol: :lol: Jas
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Sexlightened
Quote by robbie_rob
it took me a minute to figure out what that said.
In my far off school days ( trendy 70's and all that) , we were instructed that "trivia" like grammar, spelling and punctuation wouldl not count in the world that we were going to be living in, as long as you get your point across!, because computers would be doing all stuff like english and maths for us!
I do tend to have bad spelling days but often am loath to use a spell checker because of the conflicts with words such as "colour" ( No! it is not wrong ! No I don't want to correct it! to read "color" ! in fact just pi**** off and let me get on ! .... yes I Do want to type " p****" off ! " , No! I did not mean "peas" etc etc.
I do tend to have bad spelling days but often am loath to use a spell checker because of the conflicts with words such as "colour" ( No! it is not wrong ! No I don't want to correct it! to read "color" ! in fact just pi**** off and let me get on ! .... yes I Do want to type " p****" off ! " , No! I did not mean "peas" etc etc.
Quote by freckledbird
I am the world's worst person for correcting people. Many of the regulars on here will say it.
Really? :shock:
I hadn't noticed
To each their own I say. There are those who can spell and use words that the rest of us can barely comprehend, there are those who have real trouble grasping long or complex words. As long as it's comprehendable English then it shouldn't matter about their spelling abilities or level of education. After all, the intelligent ones who can spell perfectly etc should be able to fathom the poor levels of English that others sometimes come out with.
Quote by robbie_rob
That looks to me like looking down your nose, piss taking as opposed to light-hearted banter piss taking.
Have you considered this . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . the intelligent ones who can spell perfectly etc should be able to fathom the poor levels of English that others sometimes come out with.
Sorry to disagree P-nut but I was of that 70's era as well, but despite the lackadaisical teacher's attitudes, I have always tried to punctuate and spell as accurately as possible. Ok, I may put a few too many commas into text at times, but I view precision in the written word as being a true reflection of my "nocturnal" attention to detail. It's something that my previous meets have certainly enjoyed..... 
I'm sure there are those out there who appreciate "rough" in the same way that I appreciate a well used apostrophe! The typing is just further proof of how compatible each of us is for a conducive time together.
Each to their own.
I'm sure there are those out there who appreciate "rough" in the same way that I appreciate a well used apostrophe! The typing is just further proof of how compatible each of us is for a conducive time together.
Each to their own.
Sex God
i can`t spell very well so dawn does it for me
yes i am slow and stupid so she tells me
but i`m good with my hands
got a IQ of zero
so i think i will shoot myself
or have i got mad cow disease
think i will lock myself in miks69 shed
and i don`t care
yes i am slow and stupid so she tells me
but i`m good with my hands
got a IQ of zero
so i think i will shoot myself
or have i got mad cow disease
think i will lock myself in miks69 shed
and i don`t care
I'm from the 70s era too and my English teacher was completely anal about grammer, which I suppose he should have been given his job :giggle: We had to know how to write letters for different situations, eg formal, informal, job applications etc but they don't seem to teach all that these days
Sex God
Quote by manonplatform5
Sorry to disagree P-nut but I was of that 70's era as well, but despite the lackadaisical teacher's attitudes, I have always tried to punctuate and spell as accurately as possible. Ok, I may put a few too many commas into text at times, but I view precision in the written word as being a true reflection of my "nocturnal" attention to detail. It's something that my previous meets have certainly enjoyed.....
I'm sure there are those out there who appreciate "rough" in the same way that I appreciate a well used apostrophe! The typing is just further proof of how compatible each of us is for a conducive time together.
Each to their own.
Sounds like fun. Now we have to look for a single bi female slut with the ability to spell. Shouts to Mrs Tweeky next door " LUVVVVV, I think its a seven year search not a five year one"
Best of luck. What you will more often than not find is someone educated to around the same level as yourself. Which means fu*k all anyway in the greater scheme of life.
Mr Tweeky
Sex God
Note to MOD's
I have so far skilfully avoided voicing my opinion in this thread as I believe it to be a very cleverly disguised troll, however tonight is vodka nite and I am uncertain if I can control the urge to post once the triple distilled nectar reaches the parts that the educators couldn't.
I therefore would politely request that if I post anything other than this post in here tonight, please delete with extreme prejudice.
many thanks
Pete.
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I have so far skilfully avoided voicing my opinion in this thread as I believe it to be a very cleverly disguised troll, however tonight is vodka nite and I am uncertain if I can control the urge to post once the triple distilled nectar reaches the parts that the educators couldn't.
I therefore would politely request that if I post anything other than this post in here tonight, please delete with extreme prejudice.
many thanks
Pete.
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Quote by Pete_sw
Note to MOD's
I have so far skilfully avoided voicing my opinion in this thread as I believe it to be a very cleverly disguised troll, however tonight is vodka nite and I am uncertain if I can control the urge to post once the triple distilled nectar reaches the parts that the educators couldn't.
I therefore would politely request that if I post anything other than this post in here tonight, please delete with extreme prejudice.
many thanks
Pete.
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I would be very interested to hear your opinion mr Pete_sw
So fire away lol we can take it, after all it is a debate so different ideas for different people!
Shaz x
Sex God
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I would be very interested to hear your opinion mr Pete_sw
So fire away lol we can take it, after all it is a debate so different ideas for different people!
Shaz x
temptress Sex God
Quote by mik69
Pete don't worry about it mate, twice tonight i've had to stop myself posting in this thread about how cutting certain posters remarks are, and to be honest i've read it loads of times and thought prehaps i'm being over sensetive but then again prehaps not.
so is that why you are suddenly cut - paste ing from a WP
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: know what you mean though
Sex God
Quote by Tramper
oooooooooooooh
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
can I have that for my new avatar please? ............... oh go on :twisted:
wadaya think peepe? much more attractive dontcha fink :twisted:
edited to say "and on Vodka nights, probably quite apt too"
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm from the 70s era too and my English teacher was completely anal about grammer, which I suppose he should have been given his job :giggle: We had to know how to write letters for different situations, eg formal, informal, job applications etc but they don't seem to teach all that these days
Oh yes we do!
Sarge, you're first on my list of 'pupils'. Sarah, I'll let you know when I'm done with Sarge and can fit you in
Quote by freckledbird
I'm from the 70s era too and my English teacher was completely anal about grammer, which I suppose he should have been given his job :giggle: We had to know how to write letters for different situations, eg formal, informal, job applications etc but they don't seem to teach all that these days
Oh yes we do!
Oh no you don't.......
....xCC.....
Orgasminator
grammar in general must improve or we'll go to the dogs!!!
imho.
imho.
When lying on my dying bed
And all my secrets telling,
That’s when I’ll tell the whole wide world
That I was crap at spelling.
Throughout a troubled childhood
I gawped at rows of text,
Without a clue just what it said
Or what the Hell came next.
My mother shook her head and cried
My Dad was apoplectic,
My Granny thought that I’d been cursed
And Teachers went dyspeptic.
I tried to learn my Ps and Qs
And order words by rote,
But half way through each class I thought:
‘Oh shit…I’ll get me coat’.
The lads at work all took the piss:
They seemed to be my betters,
In honour of my spelling curse
They christened me ‘ Mick Sletters!’
I grew so angry and dismayed
I thought I’d try Black Magic,
But just like everything before,
The consequence was tragic:
They threw me out upon my ear
Amid some vicious banter,
When it emerged when signing in
I’d pledged myself to Santa.
And then when I got married,
It ended just the same,
Didn’t make it past the Vestry door…
(I couldn’t spell my name).
And when my parents passed away
It left a hole in me:
‘I luv yew Mumm’-the gravestone said…
‘An yew Dadd.
My working life was just as bad
I tried to no avail,
Looking back, it wasn’t smart
To work for Royal Mail.
I longed for friends and company
And though I’d try speed dating
But owing to a spelling blip
I ended up speed skating.
But then I met an old man
Who took pity on this fool
And said he’d share a secret
Which he called ‘The Spelling Rule’.
‘Oh please', I said, 'how can I spell?’
And fell to my knees just pleading:
‘To spell’, he said, ‘just buy some books
And spend much more time reading’.
And all my secrets telling,
That’s when I’ll tell the whole wide world
That I was crap at spelling.
Throughout a troubled childhood
I gawped at rows of text,
Without a clue just what it said
Or what the Hell came next.
My mother shook her head and cried
My Dad was apoplectic,
My Granny thought that I’d been cursed
And Teachers went dyspeptic.
I tried to learn my Ps and Qs
And order words by rote,
But half way through each class I thought:
‘Oh shit…I’ll get me coat’.
The lads at work all took the piss:
They seemed to be my betters,
In honour of my spelling curse
They christened me ‘ Mick Sletters!’
I grew so angry and dismayed
I thought I’d try Black Magic,
But just like everything before,
The consequence was tragic:
They threw me out upon my ear
Amid some vicious banter,
When it emerged when signing in
I’d pledged myself to Santa.
And then when I got married,
It ended just the same,
Didn’t make it past the Vestry door…
(I couldn’t spell my name).
And when my parents passed away
It left a hole in me:
‘I luv yew Mumm’-the gravestone said…
‘An yew Dadd.
My working life was just as bad
I tried to no avail,
Looking back, it wasn’t smart
To work for Royal Mail.
I longed for friends and company
And though I’d try speed dating
But owing to a spelling blip
I ended up speed skating.
But then I met an old man
Who took pity on this fool
And said he’d share a secret
Which he called ‘The Spelling Rule’.
‘Oh please', I said, 'how can I spell?’
And fell to my knees just pleading:
‘To spell’, he said, ‘just buy some books
And spend much more time reading’.
Quote by Osmosis
To each their own I say. There are those who can spell and use words that the rest of us can barely comprehend, there are those who have real trouble grasping long or complex words. As long as it's comprehendable English then it shouldn't matter about their spelling abilities or level of education. After all, the intelligent ones who can spell perfectly etc should be able to fathom the poor levels of English that others sometimes come out with.
That's possibly the most sensible thing you have ever posted Osmosis :thumbup:
Hope the back gets better soon ;)
Minx x x
