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Sex God
hmmmm????
Sex God
Spiders are for eating flies, unless of course Markz has pulled the wings off!!
It is also a word for the search engines sending out spiders or bots to look for certain words on various web sites.
It is also a word for the search engines sending out spiders or bots to look for certain words on various web sites.
Sex God
I think this was to do with the Wigan munch and people saying they're taking spiders.
Orgasminator
that has to be the most random post i have ever seen 
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:worship: :worship: :worship: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
thank you.Are they taking real spiders or toy ones? does the rspca know about this and the spiders nightout??
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Are they taking real spiders or toy ones? does the rspca know about this and the spiders nightout??
They'd better not be taking spiders :scared:
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
that has to be the most random post i have ever seen
That's exactly what i was thinking
Quote by Sarah
Spiders are for eating flies, unless of course Markz has pulled the wings off!!
It is also a word for the search engines sending out spiders or bots to look for certain words on various web sites.
When I was younger I used to pull the legs off "daddy long legs" and then asked them "who's the daddy now".......... :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by markz
Spiders are for eating flies, unless of course Markz has pulled the wings off!!
It is also a word for the search engines sending out spiders or bots to look for certain words on various web sites.
When I was younger I used to pull the legs off "daddy long legs" and then asked them "who's the daddy now".......... :mrgreen:
:evil2:
Quote by markz
Spiders are for eating flies, unless of course Markz has pulled the wings off!!
It is also a word for the search engines sending out spiders or bots to look for certain words on various web sites.
When I was younger I used to pull the legs off "daddy long legs" and then asked them "who's the daddy now".......... :mrgreen:
markz the daddy
Sex God
Quote by markz
Spiders are for eating flies, unless of course Markz has pulled the wings off!!
It is also a word for the search engines sending out spiders or bots to look for certain words on various web sites.
When I was younger I used to pull the legs off "daddy long legs" and then asked them "who's the daddy now".......... :mrgreen:
You were just plain mean!
I think its cos Mrs NWC is scared of spiders 
and anyway....are they SWINGING spiders....is their name on the list.......have they had a PM DIRECTLY off the munch organisers with the not-to-be-divulged details of the address
OR has there been a clear breach of the AUP and a mole has sung like a bird, and ratted to the spiders.
Will the spiders gatecrash the munch like a herd of wildebeest and start acting the goat with some silly horseplay and eat like pigs?
Will one of them slip sp@nish fly into the beer, so everyone will be at it like rabbits, will they dance along to tiger feet and sing Whats new pussy cat on the karaoke?
Then get so drunk they end up P!$$ed as a newt and seeing pink elephants
who know....who cares :dunno:
Tune in on sunday to see the results of Swinging Heavens Safari munch :lol:
and anyway....are they SWINGING spiders....is their name on the list.......have they had a PM DIRECTLY off the munch organisers with the not-to-be-divulged details of the address
OR has there been a clear breach of the AUP and a mole has sung like a bird, and ratted to the spiders.
Will the spiders gatecrash the munch like a herd of wildebeest and start acting the goat with some silly horseplay and eat like pigs?
Will one of them slip sp@nish fly into the beer, so everyone will be at it like rabbits, will they dance along to tiger feet and sing Whats new pussy cat on the karaoke?
Then get so drunk they end up P!$$ed as a newt and seeing pink elephants
who know....who cares :dunno:
Tune in on sunday to see the results of Swinging Heavens Safari munch
:lol: Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
I think its cos Mrs NWC is scared of spiders
and anyway....are they SWINGING spiders....is their name on the list.......have they had a PM DIRECTLY off the munch organisers with the not-to-be-divulged details of the address
OR has there been a clear breach of the AUP and a mole has sung like a bird, and ratted to the spiders.
Will the spiders gatecrash the munch like a herd of wildebeest and start acting the goat with some silly horseplay and eat like pigs?
Will one of them slip sp@nish fly into the beer, so everyone will be at it like rabbits, will they dance along to tiger feet and sing Whats new pussy cat on the karaoke?
Then get so drunk they end up P!$$ed as a newt and seeing pink elephants
who know....who cares :dunno:
Tune in on sunday to see the results of Swinging Heavens Safari munch
Tune's in where on Sunday? :shock:
Orgasminator
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
Sex God
Speaking of spiders, I dreamt the other night that i was getting two ppl I worked with to kill this over-sized spider. It was black and hairy but looked fake from the sheer size of it, it was sooooo huge, as if it was a big toy spider. I woke up and was laid stiff as a corpse incase i thought Id feel it with my legs.
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Miss Cream xxx
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Miss Cream xxx
Quote by Ukwineman
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I think its cos Mrs NWC is scared of spiders
and anyway....are they SWINGING spiders....is their name on the list.......have they had a PM DIRECTLY off the munch organisers with the not-to-be-divulged details of the address
OR has there been a clear breach of the AUP and a mole has sung like a bird, and ratted to the spiders.
Will the spiders gatecrash the munch like a herd of wildebeest and start acting the goat with some silly horseplay and eat like pigs?
Will one of them slip sp@nish fly into the beer, so everyone will be at it like rabbits, will they dance along to tiger feet and sing Whats new pussy cat on the karaoke?
Then get so drunk they end up P!$$ed as a newt and seeing pink elephants
who know....who cares :dunno:
Tune in on sunday to see the results of Swinging Heavens Safari munch
Tune's in where on Sunday? :shock:
I'm aiming to be in somewhere on Sunday!
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Master of Sex
Quote by creampie123
Speaking of spiders, I dreamt the other night that i was getting two ppl I worked with to kill this over-sized spider. It was black and hairy but looked fake from the sheer size of it, it was sooooo huge, as if it was a big toy spider. I woke up and was laid stiff as a corpse incase i thought Id feel it with my legs.
:scared: :scared: :scared:
Miss Cream xxx
:doh: the tablets will kick in soon.
Erm excusez moi mr wineman...i hope that wasnt directed at my post....I'll have you know that was a carefully thought out and composed response to a very good question, by a very intelligent, eloquent and erudite poster....er that would be ME!!!
Random my @rse :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ah feck it...you got me...ok I'll admit it, I'm bored :lol:
Random my @rse
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:ah feck it...you got me...ok I'll admit it, I'm bored :lol:
Sex God
Quote by markz
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
Im getting very worried Mark, thats the 2nd post I've seen tonight which u havent ended it with a
:giggle: :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by markz
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
well when you seen a aussie spider you know what you talking about
Orgasminator
Quote by Bonedigger
Erm excusez moi mr wineman...i hope that wasnt directed at my post....I'll have you know that was a carefully thought out and composed response to a very good question, by a very intelligent, eloquent and erudite poster....er that would be ME!!!
Random my @rse
ah feck it...you got me...ok I'll admit it, I'm bored :lol:
ah got yah
:whip: Quote by creampie123
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
Im getting very worried Mark, thats the 2nd post I've seen tonight which u havent ended it with a
:giggle: :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
I'm getting dizzy....... :mrgreen:
Orgasminator
Quote by markz
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
Im getting very worried Mark, thats the 2nd post I've seen tonight which u havent ended it with a
:giggle: :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
I'm getting dizzy....... :mrgreen:
thought you always was dizzy :roll:
Quote by Ukwineman
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
talk about random shit that was funny, steve j this is what its all about you have to laugh at that shirley.
I didn't realise you were an aussie..... :mrgreen:
Im getting very worried Mark, thats the 2nd post I've seen tonight which u havent ended it with a
:giggle: :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
I'm getting dizzy....... :mrgreen:
thought you always was dizzy :roll:
Why are you flirting with me.....I can't give you babies.... :mrgreen:
Sex God
Quote by candjnwuk
Have I missed something? What are spiders for?
candjnwuk
Squashin
Sex God
Spiders are for frikening me :scared:
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I'm aiming to be in somewhere on Sunday!
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I have heard about your aim! :evil2:
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
Spiders are for frikening me :scared:
I'l get rid of them for you
