Split me difference !!!!!!!!!

11 Oct 2005

Yes it's me again, in trouble again...well kinda sad

A couple of years a go, I had my inner labia pierced, but like many painful things, as time passes you forget how much discomfort followed......until now (in a jeremy clarkson stylee) rolleyes

Anyway, there was I, had Mr Muscles (not the all round cleaner) tanned scrumptious blokie pinned to the bed on Sunday, riding him for all I was worth, totally carried away with the fabulous reactions and responses showing in his face *sighs* .............................................................. Oooops sorry got carried away there for a sec. :twisted:
And that's exactly what happened, I got carried away and was going at it like a HellKat on heat ..........and he slipped out and wham!!!!!!!! OUCHIES surprised

So we popped the not so little, would-be escapee back in and carried on, had a fabulous time and blah blah blah!!!
It was a little while later when I went to the loo that I noticed this almighty stinging sensation. After I'd come back down off the ceiling and cleared the tears from my eyes enough to see in a mirror ........ I realised the bad manouvre had caught me really wrong and there's a nce big split in the inside of my inner labia, and it FECKIN HURTS :cry:
Valuable lesson for the guys ....... we're delicate little flowers ......yes, yes I know I was in charge. This leads me to lesson 2
Never let a mad nympho subbie in control....it's not good for her and it's not good for her bits :twisted:
Ladies ......... other than salt water several times a day, any suggestions for something to help with the healing??????

11 Oct 2005

Very painful Im sure, however you ladies also need to realise that male appendage isnt quite the rod of steel us men would have you believe...ever heard of a broken cock? usually caused by a lady riding feverishly to escape the injuns!
Im sure you will have lots of offers to have your inner labia kissed and licked bettter! wink

11 Oct 2005

Quote by pleasureseeker
Very painful Im sure, however you ladies also need to realise that male appendage isnt quite the rod of steel us men would have you believe...ever heard of a broken cock? usually caused by a lady riding feverishly to escape the injuns!
Im sure you will have lots of offers to have your inner labia kissed and licked bettter!

Oh don't worry, I was contrite....I was so worried about whether he was ok it took me at least 3 seconds to get back on and make up for lost time :twisted:

11 Oct 2005

:shock: ouch
Didn't it bleed at all?
I was considering having my hud pierced but i think you just put me of confused

No suggestions for what you could put on it though I'm afraid, never had an injury down there redface

11 Oct 2005

Quote by sharon_2005
:shock: ouch
Didn't it bleed at all?
I was considering having my hud pierced but i think you just put me of
No suggestions for what you could put on it though I'm afraid, never had an injury down there

Naaaa didn't bleed .... unlike the bloomin piercings lol
Mind you, if I had enough clit hood I'd get mine done tomorrow. I had the embarrassment of laying there nekkid from the waist down, only to be told It was too small to pierce surprised

ops:

11 Oct 2005

Well im hoping to get my inner labia done next time im in Blackpool, theres a fab clinic and a brill guy that i've met and want him to do it!
Any offers to come hold my hand wink

:twisted:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by tabbi
:shock: ouch
Didn't it bleed at all?
I was considering having my hud pierced but i think you just put me of
No suggestions for what you could put on it though I'm afraid, never had an injury down there

Naaaa didn't bleed .... unlike the bloomin piercings lol
Mind you, if I had enough clit hood I'd get mine done tomorrow. I had the embarrassment of laying there nekkid from the waist down, only to be told It was too small to pierce surprised

ops:
My hood should be plenty big enough but then thats for them to tell me lol
I would of had it done 2 weeks ago when we just happened to walk past a body piercing shop but i didn't have the bottle just to go and have it done there and then, i need to get myself mentally ready first lol

The cost to have it done is Â£50 do you think that sounds about right for a hood piercing ?
Also, how painful is it and do you have to go without sex for a while after??

11 Oct 2005

Mine cost Â£40, about 3 years ago. Didn't hurt at all and we had sex after two days :twisted:

11 Oct 2005

Oooo :scared: I remember this well!
salt baths and saline solution - the best thing I can recommend is a sterile saline spray, could get it anywhere I supose but Boots do it in a spray canister type product (which I think is actually meant for cleaning contact lenses dunno

- its definately located in the eyecare section in my local Boots anyway!)
Its super-handy for use after going to the loo - just wipe yourself , spray generously and hey presto! sterile mini 'lady-bits' wash in the convenience of the toilet bowl lol
do not attempt any kind of alcohol-based antiseptic spray/wipe while its still 'open' and raw- unless ya wanna count the cracks in ya ceiling paint at close range. :shock:
edit to add - if its that raw it burns like hell as you pee - either pour warm water over your 'bits' as you pee, or keep the saline spray going wink

11 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Mine cost Â£40, about 3 years ago. Didn't hurt at all and we had sex after two days :twisted:

Thats not to bad then just having to wait 2 days, think i might be able to handle that...just didn't like the idea of having to go for weeks with no legovers lol

Â£40 3 years ago hmmmmm so Â£50 sounds about right now then
Right thats it, going to get it done
In a few days confused

11 Oct 2005

*taps on screen*...........ahem!!!!!!! excusssse me confused

11 Oct 2005

Oh shite - I forgot the cotton knickers thing too - your pvc/rubber/lace/leather ones are banned until healed Tabbi - as is anything else you might have that is not made of cotton!
allow air to circulate as much as possible - nice excuse for laying with legs open for hours on end :twisted: - but seriously, any material that does not allow 'breathability' is a no no for the next couple of days!

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Oh shite - I forgot the cotton knickers thing too - your pvc/rubber/lace/leather ones are banned until healed Tabbi - as is anything else you might have that is not made of cotton!
allow air to circulate as much as possible - nice excuse for laying with legs open for hours on end :twisted: - but seriously, any material that does not allow 'breathability' is a no no for the next couple of days!

Yeth MithTweth :twisted:

11 Oct 2005

Who mentioned white cotton knickers :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
redface

ops: :oops:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Who mentioned white cotton knickers :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ops: :oops:

See sods law again .. keep things for ages and then just after you decide to throw them out someone wants em .. shame Eager .. lost opportunity there .. could have had your knicks next to Tabbi's bits (Heap load of fantasies there boys) rotflmao

DD

12 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight
Who mentioned white cotton knickers :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ops: :oops:

See sods law again .. keep things for ages and then just after you decide to throw them out someone wants em .. shame Eager .. lost opportunity there .. could have had your knicks next to Tabbi's bits (Heap load of fantasies there boys) rotflmao

DD
OK DD, WE're going into business LOL. Well buy lots of pairs of white cotton Knix (mebbe some navy blue PE ones too) and we can wear em then flog em :twisted:

12 Oct 2005

Quote by devondelight
Who mentioned white cotton knickers :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ops: :oops:

See sods law again .. keep things for ages and then just after you decide to throw them out someone wants em .. shame Eager .. lost opportunity there .. could have had your knicks next to Tabbi's bits (Heap load of fantasies there boys) rotflmao

DD
He might have ironed one of his new name labels on them though :shock:

12 Oct 2005

the best thing to help it heal is your own wee, if its in a place where the wee does not run over it when going to the loo find something to wee into and pour it over, when i had my clit hood pierced it took a while to settle down, started healing nicely then just started being really sore and a bit swollen and the doc just told me to wee over it and it really did help

12 Oct 2005

ouch.. not sure what else to say..

12 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Mine cost Â£40, about 3 years ago. Didn't hurt at all and we had sex after two days :twisted:

Memo to self:
Postpone sending "Fancy a shag?" PM to tabbi for two days. wink

12 Oct 2005

best thing,,,,,saline baths for a couple of days,,,,,and no playing :P
you'll be raring to go after a few days and as good as new :P

13 Oct 2005

Quote by tabbi
Who mentioned white cotton knickers :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ops: :oops:

See sods law again .. keep things for ages and then just after you decide to throw them out someone wants em .. shame Eager .. lost opportunity there .. could have had your knicks next to Tabbi's bits (Heap load of fantasies there boys) rotflmao

DD
OK DD, WE're going into business LOL. Well buy lots of pairs of white cotton Knix (mebbe some navy blue PE ones too) and we can wear em then flog em :twisted:
What about the Bottle green ones too .. can't forget those .. god they were aweful ... actually did have sex with a fella once who stole me knickers out my suitcase before I went home .. when I asked him if he had then he said he had slept with them next to his face and then worn them under his trousers all day :shock:
DD

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Who mentioned white cotton knickers :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
ops: :oops:

See sods law again .. keep things for ages and then just after you decide to throw them out someone wants em .. shame Eager .. lost opportunity there .. could have had your knicks next to Tabbi's bits (Heap load of fantasies there boys) rotflmao

DD
He might have ironed one of his new name labels on them though :shock:
Thats ok I'm bi, too but can't steal his title as the SH slut ... can I be under you ES as a trainee slut or maybe a slapper biggrin

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Tabbi
Anyway, there was I, had Mr Muscles (not the all round cleaner) tanned scrumptious blokie pinned to the bed on Sunday, riding him for all I was worth, totally carried away with the fabulous reactions and responses showing in his face ...
So we popped the not so little, would-be escapee back in and carried on, had a fabulous time and blah blah blah!!!

Tabbi,
If you have finished with him, send him round here, so I can check out your description of events :twisted: :twisted:

13 Oct 2005

Poor girl,,that must be sooooooo painfull

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Anyway, there was I, had Mr Muscles (not the all round cleaner) tanned scrumptious blokie pinned to the bed on Sunday, riding him for all I was worth, totally carried away with the fabulous reactions and responses showing in his face ...
So we popped the not so little, would-be escapee back in and carried on, had a fabulous time and blah blah blah!!!

Tabbi,
If you have finished with him, send him round here, so I can check out your description of events :twisted: :twisted:
and when you've done Sarah, send him to me so I can get all the gossip and details in action replay too! biggrin

13 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
the best thing to help it heal is your own wee, if its in a place where the wee does not run over it when going to the loo find something to wee into and pour it over, when i had my clit hood pierced it took a while to settle down, started healing nicely then just started being really sore and a bit swollen and the doc just told me to wee over it and it really did help

Ermm you sure he just wasn't getting into one of his gs fantasies lol

Tabbi Sorry to hear you have been in discomfort, if its not better by the time we meet, I promise to kiss it better for you biggrin

and with regard to the bold bit above, if I lived any closer I would be round with my two pint jug to help out :lol:
Regards
Harry Jones

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Darkfire
Anyway, there was I, had Mr Muscles (not the all round cleaner) tanned scrumptious blokie pinned to the bed on Sunday, riding him for all I was worth, totally carried away with the fabulous reactions and responses showing in his face ...
So we popped the not so little, would-be escapee back in and carried on, had a fabulous time and blah blah blah!!!

Tabbi,
If you have finished with him, send him round here, so I can check out your description of events :twisted: :twisted:
and when you've done Sarah, send him to me so I can get all the gossip and details in action replay too! biggrin

NO, I might keep him...............as I might want an action replay, again, and again, and again lol

As if there would be any gossip.........

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Sarah
Anyway, there was I, had Mr Muscles (not the all round cleaner) tanned scrumptious blokie pinned to the bed on Sunday, riding him for all I was worth, totally carried away with the fabulous reactions and responses showing in his face ...
So we popped the not so little, would-be escapee back in and carried on, had a fabulous time and blah blah blah!!!

Tabbi,
If you have finished with him, send him round here, so I can check out your description of events :twisted: :twisted:
and when you've done Sarah, send him to me so I can get all the gossip and details in action replay too! biggrin

NO, I might keep him...............as I might want an action replay, again, and again, and again lol

As if there would be any gossip.........
:D :D :D
He's got a 'G' spot cock
:happy: hump

:bounce: