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I dont know if anyone else has the same problems that I have at christmas?
It starts in the run up with:-
Stileto "I like that" biggrin
Sword "do you want it for christmas confused: "
Stileto "no suprise me!!!" wink
So I take the hint & normaly buy the said rejected idea (it seems to work).
Plus theres normaly a little pile of other gifts for her from me that she dunno about lol
But this is when the questioning starts she knows theres gonna be gifts but she HAS to know what they are :cry:
So it starts!!!!!!!!!
Can I Wear it
Eat it
Spray it
Is it Gold
Silver
Is it made of Wood
Plastic
Metal
Did you buy it in Argos
W H Smiths
Jewellery store
Now the standard reply is no no no no no no to any question .
But its relentless!!!!!!!!!!
Any time any place ahhhhhhhhh I drive a lorry for a living & at fart hr in the morning the cab phone goes & a voice asks "just 1 question"!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone else with a wife/husband or partner that just has to know what they have?????
Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents
In the past they have to be kept at work , hidden in the car or as a last resort bought at the last possible moment :crazy: .
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i do that with dek
always get one obvious one
me- is it a necklace? dek- what makes ya ask that? me- u buy me one every year! dek them smiles lol so i know its a necklace smile
Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents

does she smell them to? i do
This afternoon at my mother's house I was allowed to open my first Christmas present.
The little card on it said "To mum, thankyou xxx" and bless her, the OnlyChild had wrapped it herself and even put some silvery ribbon round it.
How sweet!
It was an empty Malteser box. :cry:
The pair of them had laid in bed last night watching Ugly Betty and worked their way through what was meant to be my Christmas stocking! lol
we still ask each other what we want ,but xmas makes me laugh as where i used to hide things she still goes lookin ,she thinks i dont nar but the movement of little bits of string and paper brings a smile to me face lol i dont do the "can i wear it" ect now
Quote by X_fanny_x
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i do that with dek
always get one obvious one
me- is it a necklace? dek- what makes ya ask that? me- u buy me one every year! dek them smiles lol so i know its a necklace smile

Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents

does she smell them to? i do
Shes been known to lol
Quote by Marya_Northeast
The pair of them had laid in bed last night watching Ugly Betty and worked their way through what was meant to be my Christmas stocking! lol

lol you cant even call them a pair of "Indian givers" as they ate them before they gave them to you lol .
Quote by sword-stileto
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i do that with dek
always get one obvious one
me- is it a necklace? dek- what makes ya ask that? me- u buy me one every year! dek them smiles lol so i know its a necklace smile

Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents

does she smell them to? i do
Shes been known to lol
i do it all the time..
worst ive been was last year a pressy of me mate was a smallish square box and i collect cherished teddies so i was certain it was one, come xmas day it was a terries chocolate orange my nose let me down lol
Quote by X_fanny_x
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
i do that with dek
always get one obvious one
me- is it a necklace? dek- what makes ya ask that? me- u buy me one every year! dek them smiles lol so i know its a necklace smile

Shes also a !!!
Squeezer
Poker
Prodder of presents

does she smell them to? i do
Shes been known to lol
i do it all the time..
worst ive been was last year a pressy of me mate was a smallish square box and i collect cherished teddies so i was certain it was one, come xmas day it was a terries chocolate orange my nose let me down lol
A little :confused2: eh :giggle:
Stileto gets mad as last year I wrapped all her prezzies & then put them together in a couple of boxes stuffed with paper so no amount of shaking would help her guess what she had :thrilled: .