holla, started to remember bits of my stag night, and been told a few bits from some of the various peeps that were out with me, let me just say, it aint big or clever to whop your knob out and shout ive got the biggest willy, because a: its childish and b: it was the future father in law who told me......besides i`d had so much beer that it probably looked more like a baby weasle sleeping on a brillo pad....doh, oh and do not take a cash card into a strip club when your pissed and they have chip and pin machines for you to pay,
on the plus side when i had one of my countless dances i got wood, how the fuck does that happen when you`ve had in excess of 12 pints, although i had to be told that i was standing so close to one of the lovely ladies that she could feel it on her leg, im just chuffed that in my alcohol induced stuper i could still get it up, and i dont drink ussually wahayy
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