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but without the viagra :shock:
What the hell is going on?! We had a weekend break and the man has become a demon!
Every night, sometimes twice! Most of the night last night, and my morning cuddle wasn`t a cuddle, it was something much more sinister! surprised
I don`t think I can feel my legs anymore. I keep walking sideways. People are going to think I have an inner ear problem!
Isn`t life grand?! biggrin
Venusxxx
You're just bragging now. rolleyes
Steve
It's the onset of the male menopause, Venus. It tends to last about three weeks, and then sex levels drop back to twice or thrice a year.
So enjoy it while you can... lol lol lol lol lol :twisted: :twisted:
If you're finding it hard to cope with Venus, you can always pack Mars off to my house for a few days :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
If he's got that much energy she can pack him off to my house as well. My garden need doing.
Steve
Quote by bluexxx
If you're finding it hard to cope with Venus, you can always pack Mars off to my house for a few days :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I may have to hide this thread from him then, considering you get up to a few of the same things, AND have Satin, you have a distinct advantage.
I might not get him back! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
but without the viagra :shock:
What the hell is going on?! We had a weekend break and the man has become a demon!
Every night, sometimes twice! Most of the night last night, and my morning cuddle wasn`t a cuddle, it was something much more sinister! surprised
I don`t think I can feel my legs anymore. I keep walking sideways. People are going to think I have an inner ear problem!
Isn`t life grand?! biggrin
Venusxxx

<-----------Venus! wink
KinkyLizard

<----------------------- Venus
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
<-----------Venus! wink
KinkyLizard
Quote by steveg_nw
If he's got that much energy she can pack him off to my house as well. My garden need doing.
Steve

That`d be at stage eight Steve, the weedwacker :shock:
Venusxxx
Lucky Fuckers!!
I havent had a shag for 8 days!! and counting confused
Quote by fruity1976
Lucky Fuckers!!
I havent had a shag for 8 days!! and counting confused

Well that`s Venus done in. lol
Who`s next :twisted:
love Mars
Oi! I`m not done yet! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Oi! I`m not done yet! :twisted:
Venusxxx

now that really is just bragging venus. rub it in a bit more why dontcha?
n x x x ;-)
Quote by neilinleeds
rub it in a bit more why dontcha?
n x x x ;-)

Take take take.......... rolleyes
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Well that`s Venus done in. lol
Who`s next :twisted:
love Mars

Me :bounce: Me :bounce: Me :bounce: Me :bounce: Pleeeeeeeeeeease biggrin
Jas
XXX