Stange requests

23 Nov 2007

I recently met a lovely woman on here who's a massive Queen fan. She pulled out a big bag full of sex toys, lube and DVD's and we had great fun BUT at one point she rummaged right to the bottom of her bag and pulled out a black curly shoulder length wig.........she asked if I'd put it on so she could fantasize she was being fucked by Brian May :shock:
I politely declined but felt bad about if afterwards for not helping her fulfill her fantasy. (Didn't want to mess me hair up too much rolleyes

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Is that the strangest request during a meeting, surely not?

23 Nov 2007

As long as there wasn't any crispy spunk stains on the wig............... rolleyes

23 Nov 2007

Quote by duncanlondon
As long as there wasn't any crispy spunk stains on the wig...............

:thinkI'mgonnachuckemoticon:

24 Nov 2007

ewww i once had someone ask me to wipe there arse i declined :shock: it was a sub/dom thing but not my cuppa tea

24 Nov 2007

Quote by fabioplum
I recently met a lovely woman on here who's a massive Queen fan. She pulled out a big bag full of sex toys, lube and DVD's and we had great fun BUT at one point she rummaged right to the bottom of her bag and pulled out a black curly shoulder length wig.........she asked if I'd put it on so she could fantasize she was being fucked by Brian May :shock:
I politely declined but felt bad about if afterwards for not helping her fulfill her fantasy. (Didn't want to mess me hair up too much )
Is that the strangest request during a meeting, surely not?

BUM BUM CHI
BUM BUM CHI
BUM BUM CHI
BUM BUM CHI
SHE WILL
SHE WILL
ROCK YOU!
Sorry fabioplum, couldn't resist! wink

24 Nov 2007

Quote by niceandgentle
I recently met a lovely woman on here who's a massive Queen fan. She pulled out a big bag full of sex toys, lube and DVD's and we had great fun BUT at one point she rummaged right to the bottom of her bag and pulled out a black curly shoulder length wig.........she asked if I'd put it on so she could fantasize she was being fucked by Brian May :shock:
I politely declined but felt bad about if afterwards for not helping her fulfill her fantasy. (Didn't want to mess me hair up too much )
Is that the strangest request during a meeting, surely not?

BUM BUM CHI
BUM BUM CHI
BUM BUM CHI
BUM BUM CHI
SHE WILL
SHE WILL
ROCK YOU!
Sorry fabioplum, couldn't resist! wink

:rotflmao:

24 Nov 2007

she certainly did!!

24 Nov 2007

A geordie friend was asked if she could recite the words from the "Picture" loan advert ... "Josh dad's found yah scoodah..." while shagging :shock:

24 Nov 2007

Stileto made a strange request.
"take my socks off"!!!!!!!!!!!
not a strange request in its self but coupled with.
"I cant find my feet"!!!!!!!!!!!
yep my beloved misses had been boozing redface

she claims it was the fault of the red wine that she does'nt normaly drink.

24 Nov 2007

Quote by sword-stileto
Stileto made a strange request.
"take my socks off"!!!!!!!!!!!
not a strange request in its self but coupled with.
"I cant find my feet"!!!!!!!!!!!
yep my beloved misses had been boozing she claims it was the fault of the red wine that she does'nt normaly drink.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: that sooo sounds like me after a night out on some occasions i have asked dek to
- smoke the cigarette for me cos i couldnt feel my mouth confused

- take off my stockings cos they are itching my boobs :shock:
- take me to the toilet cos i want to sit on something hard rolleyes

25 Nov 2007

Quote by Cherrytree
A geordie friend was asked if she could recite the words from the "Picture" loan advert ... "Josh dad's found yah scoodah..." while shagging :shock:

Oh I like that one, I rather fancy 'Tess' in that ad! wink

25 Nov 2007

Quote by fabioplum
she certainly did!!

Ah, theres nothing like a bit of the old BUM BUM CHI eh? wink

25 Nov 2007

I had a strange request tonight.....why don't you come up north...... :shock:

26 Nov 2007

You couldn't find your way out of Beds / Bucks / Herts!!
lol

:lol:

26 Nov 2007

It was a request for a facial from a very tall woman rolleyes

26 Nov 2007

Quote by markz
I had a strange request tonight.....why don't you come up north...... :shock:

Because you're barred! :twisted:

26 Nov 2007

I had a real weird one few months ago!!
This guy messaged me asking if I would encase his whole body in plaster of paris!! confused

:shock: :? :shock: :? :shock: He sent me pics of his other encasements >>>> bugga should have kept them :lol2: :lol2: so I had an idea of what he meant!!
As Im interested in doing body molds... I actually thought, yeah, I can do that... could get quite arty and decorate his encasement to blend in with the paintwork!! :lol2: :lol2:
Until his next message clarified a few things for me.... he wanted to come an live with me, totally encased in plaster the whole time!! :? :? :? :shock: Not exactly a long term relationship I had in mind :lol2: :lol2:
A few minutes thinking about it and I decided that it would ruin my social life! I mean...... I would have to stop going to munches and stuff, who would feed him whilst I was away??? dunno

An then a nice friend in the chat wave

pointed out that what goes in, must come out.... :? :? :?
Anyway, what use is a guy totally encased in plaster??? :dunno: Stand him up in the corner and use him as a brolley stand :idea: :?:
xanaisx

27 Nov 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
I had a strange request tonight.....why don't you come up north...... :shock:

Because you're barred! :twisted:
are you flirting with me...... cool

27 Nov 2007

I spent a time working as a chatline girl and one of my callers wanted to smother my feet in honey and lick it all off :shock:

27 Nov 2007

Quote by markz
I had a strange request tonight.....why don't you come up north...... :shock:

You misquoted - it was why don't you move up north.............. rotflmao

27 Nov 2007

Quote by Mal
I had a strange request tonight.....why don't you come up north...... :shock:

You misquoted - it was why don't you move up north.............. rotflmao

you could be right...bloody northern bunny boilers.... :shock:

27 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
ewww i once had someone ask me to wipe there arse i declined :shock: it was a sub/dom thing but not my cuppa tea

sub/dom thing? The only thing I can think of to that is bloody warped!! lol :shock: