Stating The Obvious!!

27 Sep 2004

After feeling under the weather for the last week or so :cry: with a heavy cold and a hacking cough that kept me awake during the night and was so bad that the previous meal was revisited on several occasions, I decided to make an appointment to see my GP.
My appointment was today and the conversation went like this:
GP: So what can I do for you today?
Me: Explained about heavy cold and hacking cough.
GP: Let me examine your chest.
She gets out a stethoscope and I take my top off. She then places the stethoscope on me and looks at my chest.
GP: My god you are chesty.
Me: Yes I know, but what is wrong with me!!!
It probably doesn't sound funny but those who know me know I have ample cleavage, 42e to be exact :shock: . What she said made me laugh so much I nearly had a coughing fit.
Anyway a prescription for some antibiotics later and a lecture on no smoking, I leave the GP's surgery with a grin. It cheered up a rather gloomy Monday morning xxxxxxx
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27 Sep 2004

Lets hope the antibiotics will sort you out Alex kiss

Shireen
xxx

27 Sep 2004

what about some vic been rubbed nice and firmly in your chest??

27 Sep 2004

Get well soon Alex hunni :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Lucifer xxxxxxxxxxxxx
PS your doctor was absolutely spot on with her diagnosis lol

hwoar:

27 Sep 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Lets hope the antibiotics will sort you out Alex

i would sincerely hope not shireen! i don't think they do that anyways do they? oh sorry i'm with you, got sidetracked by the other chesty thing!
alex hope you feel better soon! :therethere:
neil x x x ;)

27 Sep 2004

Quote by pumapaul
what about some vic been rubbed nice and firmly in your chest??

Woo hoo!! I get a go at someone else?!

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Vix
Woo hoo!! I get a go at someone else?!

Thanks for the offer Vix, it would be an honour and a pleasure!
(Alex rips off her t-shirt and bra and lies back in anticipation!!!)

27 Sep 2004

Get better soon!
just so i don't have to sit at the side of the road again while you cough up a lung!!

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Marya
just so i don't have to sit at the side of the road again while you cough up a lung!!

Thank you for sharing a private moment with everyone, you cow!!

27 Sep 2004

I have the same experience when I see a doctor. I take off my trousers, and they saw "my god!!! It's massive! Can I touch it?" and then I wonder why exactly I have taken my trousers off anyway, since I only came into the surgery to get a repeat prescription.

27 Sep 2004

I think I'm going to go away into darkened room and pretend I'm Alex's doctor !!!!!

27 Sep 2004

awwwwwww hope your well soon Alex hun passionkiss

27 Sep 2004

Cooooor if i had boobs that big i wouldnt get out of bed smile

But then again if i did have boobs i'd be at the Drs redface

Anyway hope you feel better soon biggrin

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Alex_Female
just so i don't have to sit at the side of the road again while you cough up a lung!!

Thank you for sharing a private moment with everyone, you cow!!
Was that private moment? Sorry, sweetie, I thought we were parked up just near some traffic lights in a busy town-centre ... .. are you a closet exhibitionist??

27 Sep 2004

Woohoo, if the anti-biotics kick in you won't keep me awake with the coughing lol

but you can keep me up all night with something else :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Dave_Notts xxx
PS I know u have had it bad hun and I hope u r feeling better soon x

27 Sep 2004

Quote by Alex_Female
Woo hoo!! I get a go at someone else?!

Thanks for the offer Vix, it would be an honour and a pleasure!
(Alex rips off her t-shirt and bra and lies back in anticipation!!!)
I'll bring the Vicks jar... :P