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grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
A nail gun?
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Don't use softener on the hold-ups when washing them and don't use talc before putting them on.
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Bloody idiot drivers who haven't bothered to get their headlights set correctly. Blinding lights blasting from all 3 mirrors or straight in your eyes from oncoming morons does not make for safe driving in the dark!!!!!!
And same applies to the same pillocks who think they need their headlights on full beam on streets with street lights on. If their sight is that bad they shouldn't be in the driver's seat in the first place.
And same applies to the same pillocks who think they need their headlights on full beam on streets with street lights on. If their sight is that bad they shouldn't be in the driver's seat in the first place.
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grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
Sellotape
Gaffer tape
Would that not be better for the mouth??
That all depends on whose mouth but I'm sure there would be a queue of gaffer tape wielding volunteers if your gob is up for grabs! :giggle:
I am sure there would be.....so much for freedom of expression and free speech then eh? :twisted:
No need to bolt though.....am sure you would know doubt be one of them, and I can certainly think of a few others too. :lol:
Still never bothered me what people thought, and probably never will.
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Quote by kentswingers777
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
Sellotape
Gaffer tape
Would that not be better for the mouth??
That all depends on whose mouth but I'm sure there would be a queue of gaffer tape wielding volunteers if your gob is up for grabs! :giggle:
I am sure there would be.....so much for freedom of expression and free speech then eh? :twisted:
No need to bolt though.....am sure you would know doubt be one of them, and I can certainly think of a few others too. :lol:
Still never bothered me what people thought, and probably never will.
Don't be ridiculous... I could find way better uses for you and some gaffer tape!! :twisted:
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At a local seaside resort
1 hours parking £1
2 hours parking £2
3 hours parking £3
4 hours Parking £5 <<<<<<< errrmmm WTF :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Thats not how it works! Even hospitals dont do that. Can I do that then? Yes sir you can 3 used Playstation 2 games for £10 each but the 4th is £12
??: Sure that will go down well. Id not noticed this before but did notice today all the little run car parks seemed to be doing this so I went and parked in the NCP. Thought if I was going to get ripped off I wouldn't put it in the hands of locals 
1 hours parking £1
2 hours parking £2
3 hours parking £3
4 hours Parking £5 <<<<<<< errrmmm WTF :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Thats not how it works! Even hospitals dont do that. Can I do that then? Yes sir you can 3 used Playstation 2 games for £10 each but the 4th is £12
??: Sure that will go down well. Id not noticed this before but did notice today all the little run car parks seemed to be doing this so I went and parked in the NCP. Thought if I was going to get ripped off I wouldn't put it in the hands of locals 
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Fu*king boooooo! 
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Fu*king boooooo!
Fu*king boooooo! moments, sponsored by Lost.
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At a local seaside resort
1 hours parking £1
2 hours parking £2
3 hours parking £3
4 hours Parking £5 <<<<<<< errrmmm WTF :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x :-x
Thats not how it works! Even hospitals dont do that. Can I do that then? Yes sir you can 3 used Playstation 2 games for £10 each but the 4th is £12
I had to drive to central London today for a meeting:-
Congestion Charge £8
Car Park (8hrs) £37
Fuel cost £10
Now that's a WTF price!!!!
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Park and Ride. Absolute godsend when I have to work for a day in a major city.
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:banghead::banghead::banghead::cry:
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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
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S'up NWC? Hate the idea your upset n pissed off :sad:
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Quote by Lost
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S'up NWC? Hate the idea your upset n pissed off :sad:
snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who makin u bang yr head against a wall???
Quote by Ben_welshminx
Snow that prevents our planned expedition to see the family over christmas with a stop off at Chameleons on the way down and a good mates on the way back.
Don't you have a boot in the car?
Plan your route to follow all the grit bins to Chams. Just keep filling the boot up with the grit and when you get stuck.........
............get minx to shovel the grit on the road in front of the car
Dave_Notts
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
Staples
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Quote by Dave__Notts
grrrrrr hold up stockings that wont stay up any ideas ladies
Staples
Bloody idiot...................
.............everyone knows to use superglue
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Just wet the inside of the band at the top of the leg, and believe me, they don;t move (even when you want to take them off, you have to 'peel' them off)
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Quote by Danne
im fed up of people who have mental health issues using the chat room as a way of getting sympathy and all the "im leaving" chat is a pain, just leave and get ur health sorted !
Well said Danne,
What the hell happened to Swinging, fun and having a laugh.... it seems to be in short supply these days.
Quote by Gufuncouple
im fed up of people who have mental health issues using the chat room as a way of getting sympathy and all the "im leaving" chat is a pain, just leave and get ur health sorted !
Well said Danne,
What the hell happened to Swinging, fun and having a laugh.... it seems to be in short supply these days.
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Fucked off with jumped up wankers just incessantly slating people for what they enjoy in the forum. Especially after they've already managed to run off so many posters in to obscurity with impunity it seems. What will make then happy I wonder, seeing off the rest of us. How I wish they'd take a long holiday. Maybe get a personality transplant at the same time.
If you don't like something then dont be so fucking rude about it all the time and keep your thoughts to yourself. It might be that your life is a shrivelled bag of snot right now. Well fuck me don't think your so bloody unique. What do you want to do, make everybody as miserable and wretched as you? It seems like it. Why not use this as a place to integrate rather than alienate. Let people enjoy the forums without having to ridicule incessantly, It ain't big and it aint clever.
If you don't like something then dont be so fucking rude about it all the time and keep your thoughts to yourself. It might be that your life is a shrivelled bag of snot right now. Well fuck me don't think your so bloody unique. What do you want to do, make everybody as miserable and wretched as you? It seems like it. Why not use this as a place to integrate rather than alienate. Let people enjoy the forums without having to ridicule incessantly, It ain't big and it aint clever.
