Just wondering if any of the other users have ever had an enema one of or regular and if so did it help with any muckieness :P
Does anybody have any enama secrets!! (yes i know it wont be a secret once on here!)
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Quote by fruity1976
Just wondering if any of the other users have ever had an enema one of or regular and if so did it help with any muckieness :P
Does anybody have any enama secrets!! (yes i know it wont be a secret once on here!)
Well i had to have one when i was in labour with my youngest,and put it this way,it clears absolutely everything.
Its supposed to take 5 mins but it was bloody instant,so if you do be close to a loo :shock:
As for an advantages of it i wouldnt know didnt get to try it out for obvious reasons at the time,but everything is gone if that helps!!!
Sex God
Many years ago when I was 16, I suffered from peritonitis and had to have an enema before they could operate to remove my appendix. It was the most painful and humiliating experience of my entire life 
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Just to add insult to my already damaged dignity (you know how sensitive 16 year olds are!) the two nurses who performed the proceedure, spent the entire time chatting about the disco they had attended the night before.
They seemed completely unaware that I was even in the room :shock: This may have been all in a days work for them but to me it bloody well wasn't!
Especially when I had to spend the next two hours sitting on a commode. They wouldn't even let me use the loo ffs 
I can scarce believe that these days health clubs offer this proceedure as a health benefit and call it "colonic irrigation" :!: :!: :!: Moreover that people will actually PAY MONEY to suffer this humiliating and horrible thing being done to them :eeek:
Tracy-Jayne
uch: Just to add insult to my already damaged dignity (you know how sensitive 16 year olds are!) the two nurses who performed the proceedure, spent the entire time chatting about the disco they had attended the night before.
They seemed completely unaware that I was even in the room :shock: This may have been all in a days work for them but to me it bloody well wasn't!
Especially when I had to spend the next two hours sitting on a commode. They wouldn't even let me use the loo ffs I can scarce believe that these days health clubs offer this proceedure as a health benefit and call it "colonic irrigation" :!: :!: :!: Moreover that people will actually PAY MONEY to suffer this humiliating and horrible thing being done to them :eeek:
Tracy-Jayne
Prior to having an operation, I had to have an enema. After they had inserted it, they told me to wait for 20 minutes before going to the toilet :eeek: .
After pacing up and down for 5 minutes, singing, reciting the alphabet backwards, I had to dash to the toilet
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Phew, it was a welcomed relief.
After pacing up and down for 5 minutes, singing, reciting the alphabet backwards, I had to dash to the toilet
.Phew, it was a welcomed relief.
Sex God
WOW, seems cruel to me. Have witnessed one or two, but never experienced one. Don't think I want to now. ops:
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Yes theres quite a few solutions you can use for different things apparently even a wine one although apparently you have to be careful as according to what Ive read you can get very pissed.
There were quite a few as well! Mental
Lemon, MIlk and Mollasses, Beer, wine, saline... and more?
Kinda makes you wonder who researched it all eh must have been a strange time in their lives they probably bought some shares in andrex too just to be sure??
There were quite a few as well! Mental
Lemon, MIlk and Mollasses, Beer, wine, saline... and more?
Kinda makes you wonder who researched it all eh must have been a strange time in their lives they probably bought some shares in andrex too just to be sure??
Many years ago during my nursing days in Nairobi I had the task of giving my Commanding Officer an Enema after he had an operation to correct an Anal malfunction (prolapse of the rectum) .
During the procedure it is practice for the nurse to keep saying "hold it for as long as you can"
After about two pints of just soap and water my Commanding Officer could not take any more and the inevitable happened. Yes you guessed it, I got covered in two pints of water and feaces. Stunk to high heaven lol.
Comment from my CO was " well Cpl xxxxxx you can say to all that you have been well and truly shit on by your CO."
To give credit where due he did come into the mess after his discharge and buy me a drink .
Fred (medic1) the other one.
There are two entirely different processes, irrigation and osmotic enema.
In irrigation you put water (or whatever) in and 'flush' the colon, the equipment being essentially a hot water bottle (don't put hot water up there :shock and a tube.
Osmotic enemas use sodium phosphate to draw water into the faeces from the bowel. "Fleet Enema" is a phosphate osmotic enema. Available in chemists, or easy to find on the web, for around £2 a dose, "Fletchers" is another of the same type, somewhat gentler.
Osmotic enemas are commonly used in porn as it leaves the rectum very clean, their 'legitimitate' use being in advance of rectal surgery, irrigative ones being seen more as a alternative health treatment and not generally used in medical treatment.
HTH
In irrigation you put water (or whatever) in and 'flush' the colon, the equipment being essentially a hot water bottle (don't put hot water up there :shock
and a tube.Osmotic enemas use sodium phosphate to draw water into the faeces from the bowel. "Fleet Enema" is a phosphate osmotic enema. Available in chemists, or easy to find on the web, for around £2 a dose, "Fletchers" is another of the same type, somewhat gentler.
Osmotic enemas are commonly used in porn as it leaves the rectum very clean, their 'legitimitate' use being in advance of rectal surgery, irrigative ones being seen more as a alternative health treatment and not generally used in medical treatment.
HTH
Warming the Bed
I know of people who use "enemas" as a sexual experience, predominantly among the D/s scene. The different things used have differing effects, but ulimately all leave a cleansed feeling.
Quote by fruity1976
Just wondering if any of the other users have ever had an enema one of or regular and if so did it help with any muckieness :P
Does anybody have any enama secrets!! (yes i know it wont be a secret once on here!)
Ummmmmmmmmm, do I admit this?
but the only enema Iv ever had, was on a very tall water slide in Surfers Paradise Australia...sat on the slide at the top...legs together, eyes tight shut and off I went...virtually 30m vertical drop through water.................................................................... at the bottom, stood up, rearranged the cossy for dignities sake and off to the nearest loo..... a little impractical to recreate, but boy did it work for me :shock: 