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Worlass
Warming the Bed
Thought it was time I got my act together and sorted out my profile, if only to defend myself.......
Quote by splendid_
Wor lass thinks of work.

Splendid knows fine well I would never think of work..... it would just push me over the edge.
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Worlass
Thought it was time I got my act together and sorted out my profile, if only to defend myself.......

Wor lass thinks of work.

Splendid knows fine well I would never think of work..... it would just push me over the edge.
rotflmao You're good... that made me laugh out loud!
:welcome: to the forum by the way!
Nola x
Worlass
Warming the Bed
Quote by noladreams30
:welcome: to the forum by the way!
Nola x

Thanks wave I'm glad someone thinks I'm funny, there's a deadly silence coming from the other side of the room.
Unknown User
I tell you what, I encourage her to get her own profile so I don't feel like a pimp. I put up with her wobbling my chair by looking over my shoulder......I even put up with her constant interesting rolleyes chat about work.
Now, she comes into myplay ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil
Lilmiss
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I tell you what, I encourage her to get her own profile so I don't feel like a pimp. I put up with her wobbling my chair by looking over my shoulder......I even put up with her constant interesting rolleyes chat about work.
Now, she comes into my play ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil

:haha: :haha:
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by Worlass
Thought it was time I got my act together and sorted out my profile, if only to defend myself.......

Wor lass thinks of work.

Splendid knows fine well I would never think of work..... it would just push me over the edge.
As opposed to the fireplace?
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I tell you what, I encourage her to get her own profile so I don't feel like a pimp. I put up with her wobbling my chair by looking over my shoulder......I even put up with her constant interesting rolleyes chat about work.
Now, she comes into my play ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil

lol this has the potential for much humour...
:therethere: splendid
Damnit... where's the Winchy one when she's most needed!?!
wink
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
wave worlass :welcome: kiss
Do me a favour and sing or to splendidly
:rascal: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ta muchly :cheers:
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Now, she comes into my play ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil

Ah, but can she have Christmas decorations? rolleyes
Worlass
Warming the Bed
Quote by Peanut
As opposed to the fireplace?

It's a bit tricky now its fully fitted, and the flames are roaring away. Am quite impressed with Splendid's interior deco skills , its amazing what you can do when you have quality thinking time to plan it out.
Unknown User
Quote by TanKinky
wave worlass :welcome: kiss
Do me a favour and sing This or that to splendidly
:rascal: :laughabove: :laughabove:
ta muchly :cheers:

you are unhelpful, funny but unhelpful.
rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Peanut
Now, she comes into my play ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil

Ah, but can she have Christmas decorations? rolleyes
I am not sure that I follow you ? confused
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
:therethere: splendid
Damnit... where's the Winchy one when she's most needed!?!
wink

your false sympathy is meaningless. Harumph.
I have a feeling that Winchy isn't far away. She has a 6th sense about my pain and suffering. rolleyes
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by splendid_

:therethere: splendid
Damnit... where's the Winchy one when she's most needed!?!
wink

your false sympathy is meaningless. Harumph.
I have a feeling that Winchy isn't far away. She has a 6th sense about my pain and suffering. rolleyes
:shock: False?!
:coughsandspluttersemoticon: I'll remember that....
Unknown User
Quote by Worlass
It's a bit tricky now its fully fitted, and the flames are roaring away. Am quite impressed with Splendid's interior deco skills , its amazing what you can do when you have quality thinking time to plan it out.

'quiteimpressed' goodness me woman. Surely a bigger compliment is in order. I have slaved over that fire. It now haunts me because I stupidly looked for support on here from people I trusted rolleyes and the results of my long hard............
thinking time
is only 'quite' impressive?
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
It now haunts me because I stupidly looked for support on here from people I trusted rolleyes

And there was me thinking that the only support you required was stabilisers :roll:
Worlass
Warming the Bed

Do me a favour and sing or to splendidly
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: for this I wish I could sing!
Worlass
Warming the Bed
Quote by splendid_
'quite impressed' goodness me woman. Surely a bigger compliment is in order. I have slaved over that fire. It now haunts me because I stupidly looked for support on here from people I trusted rolleyes and the results of my long hard............
thinking time
is only 'quite' impressive?

.... erm, the fire is fab, however your ability to remain standing at the crucial moment is VERY impressive kiss
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
I tell you what, I encourage her to get her own profile so I don't feel like a pimp. I put up with her wobbling my chair by looking over my shoulder......I even put up with her constant interesting rolleyes chat about work.
Now, she comes into my play ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil

lol this has the potential for much humour...
:therethere: splendid
Damnit... where's the Winchy one when she's most needed!?!
wink
wave
:welcome: To the legendary Worlass. kiss
Splendid, if Worlass is thinking of work at the crucial moment, she needs a real woman :rascal:
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
I tell you what, I encourage her to get her own profile so I don't feel like a pimp. I put up with her wobbling my chair by looking over my shoulder......I even put up with her constant interesting rolleyes chat about work.
Now, she comes into my play ground and admits in black and white that work is what really turns her on. Ffs. evil

lol this has the potential for much humour...
:therethere: splendid
Damnit... where's the Winchy one when she's most needed!?!
wink
wave
:welcome: To the legendary Worlass. kiss
Splendid, if Worlass is thinking of work at the crucial moment, she needs a real woman :rascal:
oh yeah... and do you know one ?
:wink:
Unknown User
Quote by Worlass
.... erm, the fire is fab, however your ability to remain standing at the crucial moment is VERY impressive kiss

patronising woman. It is bloody amazing that I still love you after the couple of months we have been together.
Worlass
Warming the Bed
Quote by winchwench
Splendid, if Worlass is thinking of work at the crucial moment, she needs a real woman :rascal:

Would you like to come round and show her how its done... and can she take pictures too?
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Quote by Worlass

Splendid, if Worlass is thinking of work at the crucial moment, she needs a real woman :rascal:

Would you like to come round and show her how its done... and can she take pictures too?
If she can manage without camera shake, absolutely. :twisted:
Firelizard
Sex God
I have an idea......
I'll go and visit Splen and Worlass, that way we wouldnt be using the fire place as Splen would probably have to kneel over the sofa/bed as I am only 5 ft 1. The only problem with that is that if Worlass was thinking of work I would be joining her in fantasy as it's strangely erotic for me too confused
Welcome Worlass wave about bluddy time too, I was beginning to think that Splen was hallucinating you lol
Worlass
Warming the Bed
Quote by winchwench
If she can manage without camera shake, absolutely. :twisted:

OK, doors on the latch and have got the tripod out.....
Worlass
Warming the Bed
Quote by Firelizard
Welcome Worlass wave about bluddy time too, I was beginning to think that Splen was hallucinating you lol

I am still a figment of the imagination... it's a bit worrying that you now think I exist as well though... smile
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Worlass

Welcome Worlass wave about bluddy time too, I was beginning to think that Splen was hallucinating you lol

I am still a figment of the imagination... it's a bit worrying that you now think I exist as well though... smile
Oh shite :doh: see! working too hard rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by Worlass

If she can manage without camera shake, absolutely. :twisted:

OK, doors on the latch and have got the tripod out.....
that's my girl. :twisted:
I can't believe she is wittier than me. She isn't this funny in real life.
Unknown User
Do I know a real woman? Well, lets put it this way

wink
Unknown User
Quote by Firelizard

Welcome Worlass wave about bluddy time too, I was beginning to think that Splen was hallucinating you lol

I am still a figment of the imagination... it's a bit worrying that you now think I exist as well though... smile
Oh shite :doh: see! working too hard rolleyes
No Fire..she is really here. Hogging my p.c. and my chair and ruining my chances with winchy....