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Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by Calista
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry Splendid .... :shock: that vision has me in stitches!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

So sorry Splen...blatant hijack but I was just saying to Stormy yesterday havn't seen Cally for ages and ages....and here she is......Hello hunni and welcome back xxxxxxx
Unknown User
Quote by red_dragon2006
if im gonna cum then thinking about other things doesnt stop it! ive tried, and believe me it isnt fun when it doesnt work and you end up thinking about something revolting whilst you cum! lol
i have to pull out and stop for 10 seconds or so and/or pinch the head of my cock.
as for cumming standing up...my legs dont wobble one bit...i kind of feel abnormal for saying that after all your replies! lol

I can't pinch the end.... it is the clit that is the problem.. not the 'cock'..
ummm and how come you don't get a wobble ? tell me.. is it practice ?
do I need to fuck wor lass/other applicants more often ?
Unknown User
Well I was going to be even more than less than unhelpful (tm Captain Jack Sparrow lol ) and give you an amusing image......
but then I thought no! The last thing Splendid needs when her only safe harbour is a fireplace, is to be reminded that a very nice gent in chat once said I had "a fanny like a ripped out fireplace."
That would have left you thinking of fannys whenever you looked at your fireplace, and would have been quite mean & nasty. So I didn't
But then you called me a bastard.
Timbaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
Well I was going to be even more than less than unhelpful (tm Captain Jack Sparrow lol ) and give you an amusing image......
but then I thought no! The last thing Splendid needs when her only safe harbour is a fireplace, is to be reminded that a very nice gent in chat once said I had "a fanny like a ripped out fireplace."
That would have left you thinking of fannys whenever you looked at your fireplace, and would have been quite mean & nasty. So I didn't
But then you called me a bastard.
Timbaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!

banghead
rotflmao
:kick:
Calista
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
do I need to fuck wor lass/other applicants more often ?

Do you want me to start a list?????
:giggle:
(waves at Firelizard, somewhere Morbius is/will be lurking)
Callie
Unknown User
There's probably some practical advice in my head.
Have you tried standing with your legs further apart? No reason, I just like the image it conjures up.
Seriously though, work on your balance. Try some Tai Chi or Yoga.
red_dragon2006
Sexlightened
Quote by splendid_
if im gonna cum then thinking about other things doesnt stop it! ive tried, and believe me it isnt fun when it doesnt work and you end up thinking about something revolting whilst you cum! lol
i have to pull out and stop for 10 seconds or so and/or pinch the head of my cock.
as for cumming standing up...my legs dont wobble one bit...i kind of feel abnormal for saying that after all your replies! lol

I can't pinch the end.... it is the clit that is the problem.. not the 'cock'..
ummm and how come you don't get a wobble ? tell me.. is it practice ?
do I need to fuck wor lass/other applicants more often ?
i am quite aware you dont have a cock! lol i was just giving you my story.
although you could try pinching the end of the strap on and see what happens??? :lol:
as for the legs, havent got a clue...maybe theyre just too damn strong! wink
red_dragon2006
Sexlightened
if i were you, id just make sure your partner is bent over something sturdy, then when you cum you can lazily fall into her, and she can support you. if you have the energy you could run your hands over her and bite her neck...she might even like that!
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Quote by red_dragon2006
if i were you, id just make sure your partner is bent over something sturdy, then when you cum you can lazily fall into her, and she can support you. if you have the energy you could run your hands over her and bite her neck...she might even like that!

check.... did that too....
but it is just as she is cumming and she needs that steady rhythm.. and then I start to cum and it all goes wrong... (shush winchy)
red_dragon2006
Sexlightened
Quote by splendid_
check.... did that too....
but it is just as she is cumming and she needs that steady rhythm.. and then I start to cum and it all goes wrong... (shush winchy)

practice makes perfect! wink
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
if i were you, id just make sure your partner is bent over something sturdy, then when you cum you can lazily fall into her, and she can support you. if you have the energy you could run your hands over her and bite her neck...she might even like that!

check.... did that too....
but it is just as she is cumming and she needs that steady rhythm.. and then I start to cum and it all goes wrong... (shush winchy)
So that fucks up any dreams of being a drummer then rolleyes
I reckon it's a genetic muscle-memory sorta thing.
Still can't get the crumpled and twitching image of Splendid out of my head (along with a couple of others!).
Misskitty_2008
Sex God
BE AFRAID... BE VERY AFRAID.......
Quote by bbw_lover
He really hates Marmite hunny!!!!
I just think of someone eating Marmite.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I wont, I will not, ever, ever never give it up
Well I might make an exception for you Helnheaven biggrin
bolt … before the cat woman hits me! :shock:
Unknown User
69ing always falls apart for me when I start to come - I can't keep up my end of things as it were.
Although there are no falling over issues, I still wish I could concentrate on my sucking at the same time as my coming.
Maybe imagining Splendid toppling with her strap-on will be the best delaying tactic of all!
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
69ing always falls apart for me when I start to come - I can't keep up my end of things as it were.
Although there are no falling over issues, I still wish I could concentrate on my sucking at the same time as my coming.
Maybe imagining Splendid toppling with her strap-on will be the best delaying tactic of all!

Ummm I started to feel that you were being supportive and we had something in common.... and then it went horribly wrong.
I haven't actually fallen over.. because I prevent myself. (Wor lass likes nail marks in her waist when I hold on for grim death) rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by splendid_
69ing always falls apart for me when I start to come - I can't keep up my end of things as it were.
Although there are no falling over issues, I still wish I could concentrate on my sucking at the same time as my coming.
Maybe imagining Splendid toppling with her strap-on will be the best delaying tactic of all!

Ummm I started to feel that you were being supportive and we had something in common.... and then it went horribly wrong.
I haven't actually fallen over.. because I prevent myself. (Wor lass likes nail marks in her waist when I hold on for grim death) rolleyes
You nail yourself to her????? :shock:
It get worse!
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
69ing always falls apart for me when I start to come - I can't keep up my end of things as it were.
Although there are no falling over issues, I still wish I could concentrate on my sucking at the same time as my coming.
Maybe imagining Splendid toppling with her strap-on will be the best delaying tactic of all!

Ummm I started to feel that you were being supportive and we had something in common.... and then it went horribly wrong.
I haven't actually fallen over.. because I prevent myself. (Wor lass likes nail marks in her waist when I hold on for grim death) rolleyes
You nail yourself to her????? :shock:
It get worse!
you are such a cow.
Where is Fb.. she has offered sympathy for your bullying. It has to stop. sad
Unknown User
Quote by naughtynymphos1
why would you want to stop yourself cumming? :shock:

I don't..... oh, it is such a long story now. I am not repeating myself.
ho hum. I am not even going to attempt to explain at this late stage. rolleyes
I love to cum... a lot.
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
I love to cum... a lot.

There's a film title in there somewhere.
Maybe it's the 1901 film :twisted:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
you are such a cow.
Where is Fb.. she has offered sympathy for your bullying. It has to stop. sad

I'm here honey. :therethere: I'll spank all those naughty girls and boys then give them a detention. Will that be enough, do you reckon?
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

you are such a cow.
Where is Fb.. she has offered sympathy for your bullying. It has to stop. sad

I'm here honey. :therethere: I'll spank all those naughty girls and boys then give them a detention. Will that be enough, do you reckon?
it is supposed to be a punishment... call yourself a teacher ? rolleyes
I will take the :therethere: though. :grin:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by splendid_

you are such a cow.
Where is Fb.. she has offered sympathy for your bullying. It has to stop. sad

I'm here honey. :therethere: I'll spank all those naughty girls and boys then give them a detention. Will that be enough, do you reckon?
it is supposed to be a punishment... call yourself a teacher ? rolleyes
I will take the :therethere: though. :grin:
I've got a bunch of nettles to spank them with, but no dock leaves. They can sit down for detention :giggle:
helnheaven
Sex God
Quote by Misskitty_2008
BE AFRAID... BE VERY AFRAID.......
He really hates Marmite hunny!!!!
I just think of someone eating Marmite.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I wont, I will not, ever, ever never give it up
Well I might make an exception for you Helnheaven biggrin
bolt … before the cat woman hits me! :shock:
Now you've gawn n done it BBW. Im off before the trouble starts lol
:bolt:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've got a bunch of nettles to spank them with, but no dock leaves. They can sit down for detention :giggle:

:eeek: Remind me to never make you mad!!!
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
I've got a bunch of nettles to spank them with, but no dock leaves. They can sit down for detention :giggle:

:eeek: Remind me to never make you mad!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by TheLovelyOne
69ing always falls apart for me when I start to come - I can't keep up my end of things as it were.
Although there are no falling over issues, I still wish I could concentrate on my sucking at the same time as my coming.
Maybe imagining Splendid toppling with her strap-on will be the best delaying tactic of all!

me too, I prefer the 69 position with no sucking lol
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
69ing always falls apart for me when I start to come - I can't keep up my end of things as it were.

It's very overrated really - can't concentrate on both ends! lol
noladreams
Sex God
Hmmmm.... think I may need to re-think my strap-on buying plans. I get a bad case of the leg buckling when I come hard too. confused Never fallen over but hmmm... Mind you, maybe all I'll need is practice! :twisted:
Unknown User
make them 'straddle' you...sorted!
lp
red_dragon2006
Sexlightened
Quote by naughtynymphos1
why would you want to stop yourself cumming? :shock:

because she falls over when she does! lol