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what luxury items would you take.

The man in my life :smug: :giggle: :evil2:
as far as I am concerned what more could I want?
But then again
squirty cream
choccie
maybe another man!
A hammock.
Some dancing girls.
A doughnut factory.
Girls Aloud to provide the music for the dancing girls.
infinite supply of cider.
Hmmmmm, am now floating off to my little world of make believe lol
Large box of insect repelant .
:shock: ..even bigger box of fags .
entire list of swinging heaven members ..
why should i have all the fun
confused
would have to have
fags
Irn bru
chewing gum
favourite toy
music
pillow
Quote by tigermoth
As another series of celebrity jungle gets under way, if you were stranded far from home away from civilisation, what luxury items would you take.
Book to read maybe also

Satellite phone to communicate with loved ones
Laptop to log on via satellite phone to SH and other forums and record my adventures
Make up brush to dust off sand from laptop
Huge supply of flares
Huge supply of lighters
A book on survival skills
Fishing rod and net
Anyone's read Thor Heyerdahl's book Aku-Aku?
I know that NN will want to take a load of bread. rolleyes
I cant mention mine :gagged: i will get told off redface
Dont forget a load of batteries!
Can I take Nicole Kidman?
Luke biggrin
Quote by HornyRed
I know that NN will want to take a load of bread. rolleyes
I cant mention mine :gagged: i will get told off redface

and cheese :roll: :roll:
Quote by tigermoth
As another series of celebrity jungle gets under way, if you were stranded far from home away from civilisation, what luxury items would you take.
Book to read maybe also

I just make a point of never crossing into Wales.
Hmmm my laptop so I can log in here! Addicted, me, never! lol
Quote by davej
As another series of celebrity jungle gets under way, if you were stranded far from home away from civilisation, what luxury items would you take.
Book to read maybe also

I just make a point of never crossing into Wales.
Or Mankchester! wink
Since it sounds like we've got the communications covered... biggrin
I'd bring books... my iPod... a really big warm snuggly jumper... and my new chocolate fountain to which I think I'm beginning to form a slightly unhealthy attachment! (Is it normal to sit alone in your kitchen at midnight looking for things that would be good covered in chocolate? 'Hmm.... Chocolate-covered Doritos... well, it might work' redface :D
Quote by mistress_sassy
Hmmm my laptop so I can log in here! Addicted, me, never! lol

what she said!!
A lear jet would be handy.......
failing that my gibson, my stentor and myself
then i can while away the hours playing the guitar the violin and the fool
my house and all its contents
a fella
x
1. Never ending barrel of Guinness
2. Never ending Torch
3. Banana wink
DD
Quote by devondelight
1. Never ending barrel of Guinness
2. Never ending Torch
3. Banana wink
DD

DD, Cucumbers are better, they dont get mashed so quick :wink: :giggle:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
1. Never ending barrel of Guinness
2. Never ending Torch
3. Banana wink
DD

DD, Cucumbers are better, they dont get mashed so quick :wink: :giggle:
Yes but the cucumber juice burns me lips (know what I mean) :eeek:
Library full of good books, a truck full of fags and matches, another truck full of beer...... what else could a man ask for dunno wink
Oh and edited to add all the credit cards and the keys to the bank so H couldn't spend all the money while I was away :grin:
a mobile phone to call for help so i could get teh hell out of there