my fav is from a local south yorkshire lad.....
Sheffield wednesday are crap because they do not play at the weekend....
Spotted on a police station wall, in paint that was evidently too thin and had run down the wall making an awful mess...
"Not a major success"
HEY...
Have any of you seen the kilroy was here ones recently...NOT the telly guy?? Is it not cool no more...or how about a chad looking over the wall or through the hole where the toilet roll holder used to be.....
Seen on the condom machine in a regular rock-bar I frequent:-
For refund insert baby
Seen inside public toilet cubicle (can't remember where or exact values) amazing me with the rather insightful retort:-
Blowjobs - Friday evenings
£20 (crossed out)
£10 (crossed out)
£5 (crossed out)
£3
underneath, in a different hand
Well, thats market forces for you !
Just over the road from the police station?
I saw quite possibly the most disturbing thing of my young life in there one Friday night. I'd had a few pints and was walking home when I crossed the road by the subway. I heard thundering footsteps behind me and turned round, expecting to see a scally with designs on the contents of my pockets.
What I saw was a very pretty girl who stopped halfway into the subway, dropped her skirt and pissed all over the floor. The force of it was so strong that it soaked her clothes she'd removed. I stood in transfixed horror as any inclination I ever had of being 'into' watersports disappeared.
Being where it is though, the fantastic daubing probably came from one of the Grammar School boys.
Many years ago, I saw one which seemed to have been left by some frustrated Romeo. It read:
'Lindsey wears 3 bras and seventy pairs of pants'
What an image.
Seen on a Church Notice Board and reported in The Readers Digest.
Jesus Saves
Not on my wage he couldn't
Harry0
This mysterious piece of graffiti stood beside the Archway Road in north London for several years...enigmatic and rather fascinating:
TWITCH FOR SAM SURFER
Mike
WBB graffitis all over forum......
WBB was here,
now shes gone.
she left her name..
to turn you on!
like that? lol