I think my house is haunted.
I started living on my own about 2 yeras ago.
Ever since then I have noticed starnge manifestations in the house.
I usually see them out of the corner of my eye.
They take the form of piles of clothes that need ironing and huge stacks of unclean crockery.
I phoned Derek Akoras help line. He suggested I might need the services of an occult specialist called a Kleena.
Has anybody got any other, more practical ideas?
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Quote by benrums0n
I think my house is haunted.
I started living on my own about 2 yeras ago.
Ever since then I have noticed starnge manifestations in the house.
I usually see them out of the corner of my eye.
They take the form of piles of clothes that need ironing and huge stacks of unclean crockery.
I phoned Derek Akoras help line. He suggested I might need the services of an occult specialist called a Kleena.
Has anybody got any other, more practical ideas?
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
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Quote by anais
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
Quote by Pete_sw
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
My vacuum cleaner gave up the ghost few years ago...so no idea how my place gets clean! Must be the phantom V Kleena that comes out whilst Im alseep
:lol: Sex God
Quote by anais
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
My vacuum cleaner gave up the ghost few years ago...so no idea how my place gets clean! Must be the phantom V Kleena that comes out whilst Im alseep
:lol:
can you send her round here when she's finished 
:lol2: Quote by Pete_sw
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
My vacuum cleaner gave up the ghost few years ago...so no idea how my place gets clean! Must be the phantom V Kleena that comes out whilst Im alseep
:lol: can you send her round here when she's finished :lol2:To be honest Pete, the phantom V Kleena doesnt do that good a job :lol2: :lol2:
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Quote by anais
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
My vacuum cleaner gave up the ghost few years ago...so no idea how my place gets clean! Must be the phantom V Kleena that comes out whilst Im alseep
:lol: can you send her round here when she's finished :lol2:To be honest Pete, the phantom V Kleena doesnt do that good a job :lol2: :lol2:
praps you could have a go?
:rascal: Quote by Pete_sw
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
My vacuum cleaner gave up the ghost few years ago...so no idea how my place gets clean! Must be the phantom V Kleena that comes out whilst Im alseep
:lol: can you send her round here when she's finished :lol2:To be honest Pete, the phantom V Kleena doesnt do that good a job :lol2: :lol2:
praps you could have a go?
:rascal: Hey, Im not Kleeneasee ya know ?? :lol: :lol: Sex God
Quote by anais
I think that manifestation happens in many a household... mine included!
Amen to that
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
My vacuum cleaner gave up the ghost few years ago...so no idea how my place gets clean! Must be the phantom V Kleena that comes out whilst Im alseep
:lol:see, i told you, you soooo want me :lol2:
can you send her round here when she's finished :lol2:To be honest Pete, the phantom V Kleena doesnt do that good a job :lol2: :lol2:
praps you could have a go?
:rascal: Hey, Im not Kleeneasee ya know ?? :lol: :lol: 
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Probably not the best thread for me to say that I actually don't mind doing the ironing then?
:gagged:
nope. Not saying that cos you lot will be sending me bags of the stuff.
PK and I drove past a place near to where I'm moving yesterday that said "Ironing a bag" .....
If anyone wants me to get a couple of gravel bags from the local builders (the big blue ones that need a crane to get them off the back of the wagon) I can give you the number for the ironing place. :lol2:
:gagged:
nope. Not saying that cos you lot will be sending me bags of the stuff.
PK and I drove past a place near to where I'm moving yesterday that said "Ironing a bag" .....
If anyone wants me to get a couple of gravel bags from the local builders (the big blue ones that need a crane to get them off the back of the wagon) I can give you the number for the ironing place. :lol2:
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Quote by Pete_sw
Do you also see the phantom Vacuum that tends to stalk you from behind?
a vacuum is often seen on my cam sat behind my chair
ooooo spooky
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Quote by benrums0n
LOL Bonedigger
Almost every woman I have ever been involved with ahs had some sort of exercise amchinery in the bedroom and it has always been used as a clothes rail.
Is it an old charter or something.
i dont :smug:
however at the minute i have in my bedroom -
1 king size bed
3 sets of drawers
a dressing table
a wardrobe
a double bed mattress
flooring and underlay and beading in packs ready to lay
a cd player
2 big televisions
3 dvd players
1 video player
a computer
a computer desk
a computer chair (which i feel falling of as its broke)
spare cushions
3 big toy boxes (all full)
all the xmas decorations
hundreds of shoes
lots of potions and make up
4 mirrors
and a huge lion teddy
and the dog warming her spot up as we speak
not much room for excersixe thingymebobs
Oooooh we've got a ghost here then :shock:
I can be hoovering, then look behind me where I've already been and it's strewn with debris :shock: Noone else there to cause said debris, just my youngest, on her own, with her big innocent cute blue eyes and lips all covered in brown goo looking at me, awwww :inlove:
We also have a spooky sweet thief :shock:
But the one that pees me off the most is the one that goes in my wardrobes and renders my clothes useless by spookily shrinking them
Oh and the elastic - I mean, how much knicker elastic does one need!!!
I can be hoovering, then look behind me where I've already been and it's strewn with debris :shock: Noone else there to cause said debris, just my youngest, on her own, with her big innocent cute blue eyes and lips all covered in brown goo looking at me, awwww :inlove:
We also have a spooky sweet thief :shock:
But the one that pees me off the most is the one that goes in my wardrobes and renders my clothes useless by spookily shrinking them
Oh and the elastic - I mean, how much knicker elastic does one need!!!
I believe th knicker elastic fairy is a cousin of the sock gnome.
She needs the elastic to repair the missing socks.
Now her brother in law is the biro elf, he fashions her needles from the biros taht we have released from the serfdom of the banks.
Life makes sense when u think outside the box.
She needs the elastic to repair the missing socks.
Now her brother in law is the biro elf, he fashions her needles from the biros taht we have released from the serfdom of the banks.
Life makes sense when u think outside the box.
Quote by benrums0n
I believe th knicker elastic fairy is a cousin of the sock gnome.
She needs the elastic to repair the missing socks.
Now her brother in law is the biro elf, he fashions her needles from the biros taht we have released from the serfdom of the banks.
Life makes sense when u think outside the box.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Of course, now you say it like that, it makes complete sense! :thumbup: :rotflmao:
I can also understand that the phone fiend needs to suck all the charge out of all phones in the house, so it can get it's energy for the day. But do you have any idea where the goodness, or even the purpose, of the toothpaste fairy. Brand new toothpaste I've put up there - and already the middle's been squeezed
The tooth paste fairy is a s old as antiquity.
Needing a rigid exercise regime she jumps on the tube to tone her body sufficently to enable her to service the incraesingly amorous demands of the "pubic hair in the plug hole wasp"
If she did not attend to these demands he would move on and soon we would all be walking in a carpet of fuzz.
Needing a rigid exercise regime she jumps on the tube to tone her body sufficently to enable her to service the incraesingly amorous demands of the "pubic hair in the plug hole wasp"
If she did not attend to these demands he would move on and soon we would all be walking in a carpet of fuzz.
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Quote by X_fanny_x
however at the minute i have in my bedroom -
1 king size bed
3 sets of drawers
a dressing table
a wardrobe
a double bed mattress
flooring and underlay and beading in packs ready to lay
a cd player
2 big televisions
3 dvd players
1 video player
a computer
a computer desk
a computer chair (which i feel falling of as its broke)
spare cushions
3 big toy boxes (all full)
all the xmas decorations
hundreds of shoes
lots of potions and make up
4 mirrors
and a huge lion teddy
and the dog warming her spot up as we speak
And a Partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Quote by helnheaven
however at the minute i have in my bedroom -
1 king size bed
3 sets of drawers
a dressing table
a wardrobe
a double bed mattress
flooring and underlay and beading in packs ready to lay
a cd player
2 big televisions
3 dvd players
1 video player
a computer
a computer desk
a computer chair (which i feel falling of as its broke)
spare cushions
3 big toy boxes (all full)
all the xmas decorations
hundreds of shoes
lots of potions and make up
4 mirrors
and a huge lion teddy
and the dog warming her spot up as we speak
And a Partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i had a bird in this morning if that counts :lol2: :lol2:
