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When I visited Oz last year we went out to a lovely little pub, miles from anywhere for a meal…..they had a great selection of weirdly named beers (cant remember them all now) smile .
The one I tried was called *one left bollock* confused :? , I didn’t get round to tasting the *one right bollock* The left was tasty though lol
What’s the strangest name of a drink you’ve had or know of……?
xanaisx
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Old Tart!
lol

Oi, stop calling me old!! :giggle:
Not you the drink!
There was a beer on sale in the local supermarket, called 'barrel dancer' or something like that!!
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Not you the drink!
There was a beer on sale in the local supermarket, called 'barrel dancer' or something like that!!

There's a beer called "Waggle Dance" lol
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Not you the drink!
:doh: rotflmao
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There was a beer on sale in the local supermarket, called 'barrel dancer' or something like that!!

Im sure I tried a uk one called *old Growler* once... smile I like weird things confused
a few years ago,well about 10 years ago there was a rashy of novelty ciders out alongside the usual k cider etc,i fondly remember one called piggy saw a beer at a festival last year called cripple cock! ive not been the same since!
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When I visited Oz last year we went out to a lovely little pub, miles from anywhere for a meal…..they had a great selection of weirdly named beers (cant remember them all now) smile .
The one I tried was called *one left bollock* confused :? , I didn’t get round to tasting the *one right bollock* The left was tasty though lol
What’s the strangest name of a drink you’ve had or know of……?
xanaisx

It just so happens I will have a sample of "one right bollock" with me at Bristol :rascal:
Back on topic I cant recall ever having drunk a drink with a wierd name...
Unusual drink names;
Multiple Orgasm
Long hard Screw
Heart Attack
Blow Job
Harvey Wall Banger
"sex with a bitch". i quite liked it lol
You cant beat asking a barmaid for a blowjob and a long hard screw
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You cant beat asking a barmaid for a blowjob and a long hard screw

The only thing that beats that (for me) is asking a barman for a "multiple screaming orgasm" lol
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You cant beat asking a barmaid for a blowjob and a long hard screw

The only thing that beats that (for me) is asking a barman for a "multiple screaming orgasm" lol
Theres a bar near me that sells drinks with brilliantly rude names. One night i walked up to the bar and said to the barmaid *right i'd like a lap dance, a blowjob and a fuck against the bar*.....my friend then turned to me and said
*andrew, were in the wrong bar*
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a few years ago,well about 10 years ago there was a rashy of novelty ciders out alongside the usual k cider etc,i fondly remember one called piggy saw a beer at a festival last year called cripple cock! ive not been the same since!

Cripple Cock is still going, made just south of Bristol redface
On holiday last year, a bar man made me a 'flaming angel'.
Dont remember much about it, was made with raspberry schnapps and other stuff, but then he set light to it. Don't know what that did to it, but my god I wished I was dead the next morning!!!
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Theres a bar near me that sells drinks with brilliantly rude names. One night i walked up to the bar and said to the barmaid *right i'd like a lap dance, a blowjob and a fuck against the bar*.....my friend then turned to me and said
*andrew, were in the wrong bar*

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So did you get:
a) a slap
b) thrown out
c) her phone number
lol
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So did you get:
a) a slap
b) thrown out
c) her phone number
lol

Whats in those drinks confused:
bolt
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Not you the drink!
There was a beer on sale in the local supermarket, called 'barrel dancer' or something like that!!

There's a beer called "Waggle Dance" lol
Thats quite nice actually. Its got honey in it and named after the movement bees do to communicate where to find the nectar. As for other beer names, we should get Harry Jones a shout, he must know some real good ones.
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Theres a bar near me that sells drinks with brilliantly rude names. One night i walked up to the bar and said to the barmaid *right i'd like a lap dance, a blowjob and a fuck against the bar*.....my friend then turned to me and said
*andrew, were in the wrong bar*

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So did you get:
a) a slap
b) thrown out
c) her phone number
lol
I went a very strange colour, stared at the bar maid for a second and said *can i have tia maria and coke please* i drank it very quickly and we left...i couldve just said *how about it then?* but i wasnt that drunk
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Whats in those drinks confused:
bolt

smackbottom
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Thats quite nice actually. Its got honey in it and named after the movement bees do to communicate where to find the nectar. As for other beer names, we should get Harry Jones a shout, he must know some real good ones.

But give him at least 5 hours notice - he's always late lol
Quote by Drewxcore
I went a very strange colour, stared at the bar maid for a second and said *can i have tia maria and coke please* i drank it very quickly and we left...i couldve just said *how about it then?* but i wasnt that drunk

Well if you didn't get slapped or chucked out, I'd say you're onto a winner there :lol:
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Whats in those drinks confused:
bolt

smackbottom
Thats the response I was looking for :rascal:
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Whats in those drinks confused:
bolt

smackbottom
Quote by Bumpkin
Thats quite nice actually. Its got honey in it and named after the movement bees do to communicate where to find the nectar. As for other beer names, we should get Harry Jones a shout, he must know some real good ones.

But give him at least 5 hours notice - he's always late lol
Quote by Drewxcore
I went a very strange colour, stared at the bar maid for a second and said *can i have tia maria and coke please* i drank it very quickly and we left...i couldve just said *how about it then?* but i wasnt that drunk

Well if you didn't get slapped or chucked out, I'd say you're onto a winner there :lol:
That bar maid loves me, we went back to that bar another night and i taught her how to make layered drinks. She was giving me free ones all night, good times biggrin
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When I visited Oz last year we went out to a lovely little pub, miles from anywhere for a meal…..they had a great selection of weirdly named beers (cant remember them all now) smile .
The one I tried was called *one left bollock* confused :? , I didn’t get round to tasting the *one right bollock* The left was tasty though lol
What’s the strangest name of a drink you’ve had or know of……?
xanaisx

It just so happens I will have a sample of "one right bollock" with me at Bristol :rascal :
Will this be a small sample or a large? wink :grin:
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It just so happens I will have a sample of "one right bollock" with me at Bristol :rascal:

Damn..............
Foiled again
:twisted:
Quote by Mallock2006

Whats in those drinks confused:
bolt

smackbottom
Thats the response I was looking for :rascal:
I'll pretend you really wanted to know what was in those drinks and tell you. The blowjob is a shooter drink so obviously it needs to be rank in one gulp but to get to the part that u swallow u first have to lick the cream off with your tongue before its possible to down the drink. The cream cements the drink into the glass.
I just remembered I had a drink in a sperm shaped white plastic bottle, with eyes on the front lol all creamy and vanillary tasting.
I used to collect things associated with sperm for work... confused :? So of course I had to drink it before I took it to the office to go with the rest of my collection of stuff... smile
xanaisx
cripple cock cider pure alcohol pure nightmare if you can drink the stuff urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell of a hanf over the nesxt day like
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cripple cock cider pure alcohol pure nightmare if you can drink the stuff urghhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell of a hanf over the nesxt day like

Ive not seen that one before.... shall have to look out for it smile It isnt the green cider is it?
xanaisx
im fond of the name cockburn port, i dont care that its pronouned differently i still love telling customers its pronounced COCKburn
I quite like a Slippery Nipple now and then :shock: