Sexually, what's the strangest thing you've done?
I had a threesome with two filipina transexuals. It was ok. I really fancied one... the other one, well... she was there to make up the numbers.
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Sex God
i hope none of you think i am a pervert.. but the other night..... well...
i had sex with my bf in bed, with the lights off, in the missionarry position!
please dont tell anyone!
i had sex with my bf in bed, with the lights off, in the missionarry position!
please dont tell anyone!
Orgasminator
oh nooooo not the missionry position 
was it ok babe... i've heard that thats a very norty position to be in lol
was it ok babe... i've heard that thats a very norty position to be in lol
Sex God
WBB... that is it..... you are cast out of the swinging community forever, how dare you admit to such a thing!!! 
Hmmm, strange sex.... dunno, I've had loads of weird, funny, and downright strange experiences. I'll have athink and come back!
Hmmm, strange sex.... dunno, I've had loads of weird, funny, and downright strange experiences. I'll have athink and come back!
Sex God
It was a threesome with me my partner at the time, and dare I say it here a Magnum, the dark chocolate variety. I think she prefered the magnum.
John
John
Orgasminator
Quote by GregLondon
I had a threesome with two filipina transexuals .
No need for a third, I am quite sure I have enough experience for both of us, but should you need any help I am quite sure Judy would give a helping hand.
And yes I can accommodate.
TS
Sex God
i got caught by the security gaurd on the stairwell of a multistory car park once.. he looked really appologetic and embarrased.. we just carried on. :twisted:
i have had sex in a lab at work.. also in a lecture theatre during my student days.
the"worst" incident i had was when i was with a guy and he bought some chocolate body paint and that spray cream.
i am the worlds number one chocoholic but REALLY cant stand cream...
i did not want to spoil the moment so went through the motions licking off the cream and choccy stuff (wich tastes NOTHING like choc!!), after about 4 licks i started heaving and had to run to be sick!
it kind of spoiled the moment.
i have done all manner of stupid sexual antics when i have been pissed..
like the time i tried to do a strip tease but was so drunk that i could not even stand up straight.... i dont need to go into details of what happend when i lifted one leg off the floor to remove my stocking! 
or the time that i went back to a guys house after meeting him in a night club.. he went downstairs and came back with a potato! seriously!!!!!!!
i laughed that much at him that it woke his parents up in the room next door.. who came in and kicked us BOTH out of the house!
i got a taxi home.. never knew what became of him!
not sure any off this answers the question though.. so the most outrageous thing i have ever done sexually is..........
have an orgasm with a guy going down on me.. whilst speaking to my nan on the phone... i told her i felt ill and had to go.. but she wouldnt stop talking!!!!!
i have had sex in a lab at work.. also in a lecture theatre during my student days.
the"worst" incident i had was when i was with a guy and he bought some chocolate body paint and that spray cream.
i am the worlds number one chocoholic but REALLY cant stand cream...
i did not want to spoil the moment so went through the motions licking off the cream and choccy stuff (wich tastes NOTHING like choc!!), after about 4 licks i started heaving and had to run to be sick!
it kind of spoiled the moment.
i have done all manner of stupid sexual antics when i have been pissed..
like the time i tried to do a strip tease but was so drunk that i could not even stand up straight.... i dont need to go into details of what happend when i lifted one leg off the floor to remove my stocking!
or the time that i went back to a guys house after meeting him in a night club.. he went downstairs and came back with a potato! seriously!!!!!!!
i laughed that much at him that it woke his parents up in the room next door.. who came in and kicked us BOTH out of the house!
i got a taxi home.. never knew what became of him!
not sure any off this answers the question though.. so the most outrageous thing i have ever done sexually is..........
have an orgasm with a guy going down on me.. whilst speaking to my nan on the phone... i told her i felt ill and had to go.. but she wouldnt stop talking!!!!!
Was getting down and dirty 
on the in- laws garden bench in their back garden after a drunken night out when the kitchen light when on totally illuminating us to the world.
One of the in-laws had went into the kitchen for something.
Thankfully no one looked out or LadyFeeBee would have been caught well and truly with her pants down (well her skirt up around her neck and her hubby to be firmly with his trousers at his ankles)
Biggest erection killer I've ever experienced :cry:
on the in- laws garden bench in their back garden after a drunken night out when the kitchen light when on totally illuminating us to the world.One of the in-laws had went into the kitchen for something.
Thankfully no one looked out or LadyFeeBee would have been caught well and truly with her pants down (well her skirt up around her neck and her hubby to be firmly with his trousers at his ankles)
Biggest erection killer I've ever experienced :cry:
Orgasminator
Exibition
Having sex in the street and playing german spot light with the passing cars or in the front garden at night.
Dangerous
Having an mfm in the living room while the f's boyfriend and the m's girlfriend slept upstairs neither knew/know of the swinging down stairs. All were extremely drunk, thats my excuse anyway.
Caught at it
My dad walked in on my wife giving me a BJ in their living room before we were married. Without breaking her stride she waved hello to him and he closed the door. Bless her !!
Embarrassing
Staying over night at a party and having sex with the then wife all night then coming into the front room to a standing ovation in the morning.
Lie telling
14 of us at play in the pool one night. The following day my kids wanted to play in the pool,......................................................12months later and many gallons of chlorine and lies i figured it was safe for them.
Having sex in the street and playing german spot light with the passing cars or in the front garden at night.
Dangerous
Having an mfm in the living room while the f's boyfriend and the m's girlfriend slept upstairs neither knew/know of the swinging down stairs. All were extremely drunk, thats my excuse anyway.
Caught at it
My dad walked in on my wife giving me a BJ in their living room before we were married. Without breaking her stride she waved hello to him and he closed the door. Bless her !!
Embarrassing
Staying over night at a party and having sex with the then wife all night then coming into the front room to a standing ovation in the morning.
Lie telling
14 of us at play in the pool one night. The following day my kids wanted to play in the pool,......................................................12months later and many gallons of chlorine and lies i figured it was safe for them.
Sex God
Not sure if it's strange but we were expecting a TV over for some fun when we got a phone call from another guy that we see regularly, so i invited him over at the same time without telling either, i knew they wouldn't mind and the excitement for all 4 of us was electric. That was our first bi mmmf, it was brilliant. :twisted:
We have also done the missionary with the lights off once we think and laughed so much about it. We couldn't believe how kinky we were being
Whilst travelling on the bus from Manchester to Dundee we had fingers and tongue fun. Other passengers were unaware, we think, they were sitting in the seat in front of us. That was well horny.
We have done some other stuff :twisted:
Gill & Del x
We have also done the missionary with the lights off once we think and laughed so much about it. We couldn't believe how kinky we were being
Whilst travelling on the bus from Manchester to Dundee we had fingers and tongue fun. Other passengers were unaware, we think, they were sitting in the seat in front of us. That was well horny.
We have done some other stuff :twisted:
Gill & Del x
Strangest thing for me I reckon was with an ex - after hearing about the fun that could be had with chocolate bars, I suggested a little play with her and a well known chocolate bar.... needless to say that it is not a good idea to insert a ripple into a very warm place. The whole thing melted, I, of course, offering to remove it with my tongue, but the juice and chocolate mixed together was awful and I tried and tried with tears in my eyes and a dull ache in my stomach but I could not get rid of all of it.
She was getting rid of the chocolate for days after - I've never been able to eat a ripple ever again!!!
She was getting rid of the chocolate for days after - I've never been able to eat a ripple ever again!!!
I think Greg won !!
Been there, done that I don't do Ouzo any more :shock:
Strangest ?
The Marianne Faithful technique Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Still yuck three days later (stickyness persists...)
Quote by midlandsman1970
Dangerous
Having an mfm in the living room while the f's boyfriend and the m's girlfriend slept upstairs neither knew/know of the swinging down stairs. All were extremely drunk, thats my excuse anyway.
Been there, done that
I don't do Ouzo any more :shock: Strangest ?
The Marianne Faithful technique
Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. Still yuck three days later (stickyness persists...) Think the most scariest but exciting at the same time was outside on a firescape stairwell.. The light was on above the door as it was nightime..it was also quite high up with only a banister for protection..But in the circumstances it's amazing what you can do with around a banister ;) ..Tell you what though it was blooming freezing as it was the end of November :shock: Fantastic though
Lucy
Lucy
Sex God
Yes, I'm still thinking how to shorten all the strange experiences I'v had to fit into just one post :eeek:
I think I've said this before - can't think where...
It was a 3-some (fmf) on the front balcony of the National Theatre at twilight, during a performance (inside) - we were putting on a performance outside... :twisted:
I'm not sure if anyone else noticed, coz I was far too engrossed in what was happening!
It was a 3-some (fmf) on the front balcony of the National Theatre at twilight, during a performance (inside) - we were putting on a performance outside... :twisted:
I'm not sure if anyone else noticed, coz I was far too engrossed in what was happening!
Whilst working as a barman Butlins in Minehead a good few years ago, I had sex with one of the barmaids in the outdoor pool one night. I had bribed the security guard by giving him cheap drinks and he left alone to let us have our moment of fun....
Great fun and we ended up having regular sex throughout the season...
Memories!!
Great fun and we ended up having regular sex throughout the season...
Memories!!
Orgasminator
we did it one night on top of the car bonnet, in birchwood shopping centre 
and another night in my mother in laws garage on the workbench
(lucky i did,nt get any splinters) , and another night in kwiksave doorway,
Early this year when we joined this scene we decided to try out door fun, only to find we were on a golf course
:doh:
and another night in my mother in laws garage on the workbench
(lucky i did,nt get any splinters) , and another night in kwiksave doorway, Early this year when we joined this scene we decided to try out door fun, only to find we were on a golf course
:doh: Orgasminator
Butters999999 that was so funny , it reminds me of the time i screwed the landlords son of the pub i was working in, he was 16 and i was 25 :twisted:
Then i had his dad !! 
Then i had his dad !!
Me and my partner laid down on a blanket in the middle of a popular park on a hot summers day. He was laid behind me and lifted my skirt up from behind and we had slow sensual sex whilst watching the world go by. It was a very sexy experience until the kids came running back from nowhere and in the rush to pull up his zip, he got his bits caught :shock: ouch!!!
Quote by nwmanchester
Strangest thing for me I reckon was with an ex - after hearing about the fun that could be had with chocolate bars, I suggested a little play with her and a well known chocolate bar.... needless to say that it is not a good idea to insert a ripple into a very warm place. The whole thing melted, I, of course, offering to remove it with my tongue, but the juice and chocolate mixed together was awful and I tried and tried with tears in my eyes and a dull ache in my stomach but I could not get rid of all of it.
She was getting rid of the chocolate for days after - I've never been able to eat a ripple ever again!!!
And that answers that question I've had in my mind for a while... of course you can only learn from your own mistakes... so its still on my todo list.
Strangest for me was going down on a girl in the disabled toilet at a salsa club. Was great until her friend called me from a payphone... I had her friends phone and walet in my pocket and was surprised when her phone started ringing!!! needless to say we finished what we were doing before giving her back her wallet.
