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Strange 'Sexual' Requests

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Ok, perhaps I shouldn't but....
This thread is bloody hilarious, ok perhaps not to the people involved, and now I come to mention it......
My ex from years and years ago once asked to wear my knickers while we had sex, no problem I said, explore my slightly kinky side I thought....
Until it went from that, to him wanting to wear my clothes, boots (and he bloody knackered them!), and put make up on him... EVERY time we had sex!
I drew the line to going out with him dressed as such and picking him up in a pub somewhere.........
I guess I'm not as kinky as I thought I was.......
Quote by Kiss
Ohhhhh I want a strange sexual request!
My PM box is always open. :rascal:

Well I've yet to receive any....
Send you one, but not sure it is strange :-)
I used to, initially, think it a little strange to be asked, by a breeder of Thorobred horses, to pull out at the vinegar stroke while doing it - I'll use the word "doggy" - and shoot my load on her back :shock:
rotflmao
It may not sound unusual at all to most people, but the strangest request I've ever had was from a guy who was into D/s, and wanted me to call him Master.
Pardon :shock:
like THAT's ever gonna happen rolleyes lol
I think I need to get out more.
H.x
Quote by H-x
I think I need to get out more.
H.x


cool
innocent
Quote by doubleyourfun69
I chatted with someone who just wanted us both to wear big white T shirts and lay in a bath together - that was it.
He liked the feel of wet cloth. The T shirts had to be white for transparency purposes. No touching,kissing etc required.
Ali x

unfortunately these days, once i'm in a bath there is no room for anyone else...
Well I don't think it's thatstrange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:
Quote by Kiss
Well I don't think it's that strange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:

The door's unlocked now biggrin
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I used to, initially, think it a little strange to be asked, by a breeder of Thorobred horses, to pull out at the vinegar stroke while doing it - I'll use the word "doggy" - and shoot my load on her back :shock:
rotflmao

Surely thats just plain ole contraception?
Ok ok....
We have had strange requests... once on a first meet in a pub Julie was asked by the fem if when she goes to the loo can she watch her pee.... Have you ever had that strange look of impending death for arranging the meet..
Bobby Jobbitt...
Quote by dambuster
I think I need to get out more.
H.x


cool
innocent
Muppet, that is soooo not the way to Cornwall... rolleyes
wink
Quote by Kiss
Well I don't think it's that strange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:

Door's on the latch! innocent
Quote by Stormwalker
Muppet, that is soooo not the way to Cornwall... rolleyes
wink

It is via Newcastle :roll:
:wink:
Quote by Bloke2005
Was going to ask if that was the banging in your boot lol

No, that was you :shock: Duuurtttty wink
No honey, that was in the back seat :twisted:
Yes, I know - I have an interior mirror and could see the one-eyed trouser monster in mirror image :rascal:
:shock: Too much information methinks!!
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Quote by westerross
:shock: Too much information methinks!!

He has a very vivid imagination lol
Quote by Kiss
Well I don't think it's that strange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:

Quote by Freckledbird
The door's unlocked now biggrin

And then....
Quote by Firelizard
Door's on the latch! innocent

:happy: :bounce: :happy:
I better get my mask and gloves out!
:giggle:
Quote by Kiss
Well I don't think it's that strange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:

Quote by Freckledbird
The door's unlocked now biggrin

And then....
Quote by Firelizard
Door's on the latch! innocent

:happy: :bounce: :happy:
I better get my mask and gloves out!
:giggle:
Ahem! Are those surgical rubber gloves by any chance?
:twisted:
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A close pal knew a guy who wanted her to wear a bathing hat (in a specific colour) and then he would dunk her in the bath.
I think that counts as weird dunno
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Well I don't think it's that strange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:

Quote by Freckledbird
The door's unlocked now biggrin

And then....
Quote by Firelizard
Door's on the latch! innocent

:happy: :bounce: :happy:
I better get my mask and gloves out!
:giggle:
Ahem! Are those surgical rubber gloves by any chance?
:twisted:
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Of course! :shock:
Well I have latex gloves in a range of colours, including black. But I'll wear the leather ones if that's what you're really after. :rascal:
Quote by Kiss
Ahem! Are those surgical rubber gloves by any chance?
:twisted:
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Of course! :shock:
Well I have latex gloves in a range of colours, including black. But I'll wear the leather ones if that's what you're really after. :rascal:
Errrr no black surgical rubber will do thanks!
Leather FFS!!!
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Quote by Kiss
Well I don't think it's that strange, but a female 'friend' of mine told me she would leave her back door unlocked all night every night for a week, she wanted me to 'surprise' her in the middle of the night. She didn't want to know what time or day I would be calling around. Ahhh what rampant fun that was! :twisted:

Quote by Freckledbird
The door's unlocked now biggrin

And then....
Quote by Firelizard
Door's on the latch! innocent

:happy: :bounce: :happy:
I better get my mask and gloves out!
:giggle:
Ahem! Are those surgical rubber gloves by any chance?
:twisted:
.
Of course! :shock:
Well I have latex gloves in a range of colours, including black. But I'll wear the leather ones if that's what you're really after. :rascal:
:rose: hump
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innocent

Is it just me & my warped sense of humour or are there a few "strange" nemed areas near where Dammie lives confused:
I have had some very strange requests in the past, not sure i could put some of them in here tho confused
yeah you could NN!!, come on, spill lol
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Is it just me & my warped sense of humour or are there a few "strange" nemed areas near where Dammie lives confused:
i though the same, is that map made up??? is there really a cock alley????
xx fem xx
I know where there's a Cock Road and a Bunnies Lane :giggle:
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I know where there's a Cock Road and a Bunnies Lane :giggle:

then it must be time to ressurect this again!! :happy: :happy:
I dare you Sassy :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I know where there's a Cock Road and a Bunnies Lane :giggle:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by Darkfire
I know where there's a Cock Road and a Bunnies Lane :giggle:

then it must be time to ressurect this again!! :happy: :happy:
I dare you Sassy :twisted:
Let's hope someone comes along to the girls night in with a decent camera then wink