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Strange 'Sexual' Requests

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I once met a bloke off a chat line that wanted me to put him in the boot of my car and drive around with him there - just going about my day-to-day business... that was it :shock: No sex, no contact - just that confused
Can anyone top that in terms of strange 'sexual' requests? dunno
:P
PS: I didn't go through with it wink
Freckledbird
Sex God
Was going to ask if that was the banging in your boot lol
mr__powers1
Sex God
How could you possibly expect anyone to top that! lol
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Was going to ask if that was the banging in your boot lol

No, that was you :shock: Duuurtttty wink
Unknown User
Ohhhhh I want a strange sexual request!
My PM box is always open. :rascal:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Was going to ask if that was the banging in your boot lol

No, that was you :shock: Duuurtttty wink
No honey, that was in the back seat :twisted:
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Quote by Freckledbird
Was going to ask if that was the banging in your boot lol

No, that was you :shock: Duuurtttty wink
No honey, that was in the back seat :twisted:
Yes, I know - I have an interior mirror and could see the one-eyed trouser monster in mirror image :rascal:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Was going to ask if that was the banging in your boot lol

No, that was you :shock: Duuurtttty wink
No honey, that was in the back seat :twisted:
Yes, I know - I have an interior mirror and could see the one-eyed trouser monster in mirror image :rascal:
You saw? redface
poshkate
Sex God
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink
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Quote by poshkate
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

I always knew Sheddy was a bit kinky :wink:
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

how could you..........you promised me you would never tell anyone!! redface
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
Ohhhhh I want a strange sexual request!
My PM box is always open. :rascal:

Well I've yet to receive any....
Calista
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

I always knew Sheddy was a bit kinky :wink:
rotflmao I'll admit to thinking the same
Cx
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

how could you..........you promised me you would never tell anyone!! redface
sorry hun........i just couldn't help it........don't you feel better now your secrets out though.......
:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
Ohhhhh I want a strange sexual request!
My PM box is always open. :rascal:

Well I've yet to receive any....
Check your mailbox lol
mr__powers1
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

how could you..........you promised me you would never tell anyone!! redface
sorry hun........i just couldn't help it........don't you feel better now your secrets out though.......
:giggle:
the baked beans,whipped cream and custurd i can live with......but to tell them i asked you to take my wallet and go shopping......i'll never live it down!
Dawnie
Sex God
A long time ago Ian came across an ad from a single guy.
He wanted to meet a female in the woods, she was to write things on his naked bottom and walk away. That was it dunno
As much as I wanted to reply, Ian wouldn't let me rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by adamreidless
Ohhhhh I want a strange sexual request!
My PM box is always open. :rascal:

Well I've yet to receive any....
Check your mailbox lol
rotflmao
Thank you!
xxx
H__x
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
A long time ago Ian came across an ad from a single guy.
He wanted to meet a female in the woods, she was to write things on his naked bottom and walk away. That was it dunno
As much as I wanted to reply, Ian wouldn't let me rolleyes

Godd job it wasn't FB, she would have wanted to check his grammar.
H.x
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by H-x
Godd job it wasn't FB, she would have wanted to check his grammar.
H.x

:shock: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
PS, did you mean 'good' job? lol
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird

Godd job it wasn't FB, she would have wanted to check his grammar.
H.x

:shock: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
PS, did you mean 'good' job? lol
Damn eagle eyes ! :giggle:
Unknown User
I chatted with someone who just wanted us both to wear big white T shirts and lay in a bath together - that was it.
He liked the feel of wet cloth. The T shirts had to be white for transparency purposes. No touching,kissing etc required.
Ali x
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

So what did you buy? :twisted:
poshkate
Sex God
Quote by musketeer
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

So what did you buy? :twisted:
who says I did it.......... dunno
duncanlondon
Sex God
Yeah I had an odd encounter about 12 years ago The woman was a real aggro merchant for me in several ways. But I realised she was bit screwy
One thing she asked for was for me to pretend being her dad. I think she had problems with a broken home etc. But I also think she may have been abused.
So I couldn't see a future and again had to work really hard to dump her.
Unknown User
Quote by Sassy-Seren
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

I always knew Sheddy was a bit kinky :wink:
It certainly wasn't me, most of it may be suiting to me confused but tell her to get her hair done :shock: no bloody chance I'd get mine sorted first lol
musketeer
Sex God
Quote by poshkate
don't know if I can top that one but I did have a guy once who wanted me to go and meet him at a hotel......make him strip.........then cover him in baked beans........whipped cream........custard etc..........the for me to take his wallet and go shopping and have my hair done etc for a few hours........then to come back......untie him and leave.......... wink

So what did you buy? :twisted:
who says I did it.......... dunno
It was a joke Hun, but spill if you wish....
Unknown User
Wear big knickers and fill them with rice pudding and let him eat it - big knickers... not a problem. Finding that much rice pudding was too much hassel confused
Be waiting at an agreed destination and as soon as the car approached I was meant to put on a blindfold, be bundled into the rear seat and be driven around whilst he talked dirty - yeah right! rolleyes
Blow smoke into the guys face and stub out the ciggies on his body whilst telling him what a failure he was :shock: (I am only shocked because I was expected to buy my own ciggies) wink
Unknown User
We had a funny encounter ...
... some guy wanted to watch Shaz do a number 2 then take it home in a sandwich box :shock: no sexual contact or nothing... confused
And the answer was NO!
Tony wink
Unknown User
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
We had a funny encounter ...
... some guy wanted to watch Shaz do a number 2 then take it home in a sandwich box :shock: no sexual contact or nothing... confused
And the answer was NO!
Tony wink

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