Strippers wanted..........apply within

16 May 2005

Hello folks
I am looking for people that I know off here to pop over and give me a bit of a hand. I have to get my house ready and in a decent condition within two weeks. I won't go into any more details at the mo.
Give me a hand and I will supply some grub and beer..........just a bit of scraping and sanding. Looking at this weekend coming up.
You have my number, so give me a call and please help out............I will explain over the phone. If you have lost my number then PM me and I will give it to you again. (Please do not just PM me for my number if I do not know you. This is so I do not phone around and put people on the spot. I need willing volunteers and not press-ganged)
Thanks folks.........................a trailer will come in very handy ( wink

at nobody in particular)
Dave__Notts

16 May 2005

Send em all here when you have finished with them Dave rotflmao

I need my lounge doing lol

Seriously though, I really do hope that you get some help to sort it all out as I know how important it is biggrin

Dont forget Pink and purple :lol:
Wish we could help but we are already booked up for the weekend sad

Shireen
xxx

16 May 2005

oi i have just decorated single handed a 4 bed room house so sod off and do it urself lol
Alison xxx

17 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Thanks folks.........................a trailer will come in very handy ( at nobody in particular)
Dave__Notts

Ermmmmm......Don't think I know anyone with a trailer Dave, but I don't mind nipping over and lending a hand. I can't do this weekend cos I'm down at Wishy's do, but next weekend looks ok up to now. Or I can nip over in the week if you want?
Oh bugger it!....OK...I'll connect the bloody trailer up too.
Give me a shout when's gonna be best for you mate and I'll get something sorted.
Marcuso

17 May 2005

Thanks Shireen biggrin

I will try and remember what the colours should be, but with my colour blindness I have no idea what it will turn out to be :shock:
Cheers Marcuso bud :thumbup: I'll have a takeaway with your name on it bud.
Cheers for those that have PM'ed me........it is most appreciated.
Always room for an extra pair of hands tho innocent

24 May 2005

A quick thanks for those (you know who you are) who came around to mine and helped on Saturday. You were great :thumbup:
I am starting to feel a little calmer now lol

Dave_Notts

24 May 2005

Can you please find someone who will sand my daughter's bedroom ceiling? I can only offer tea and Jaffa cakes/biscuits .. whatever they are.
It's like an episode of DIY SOS in our house and I can't cope anymore. :cry:

24 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Hello folks
I am looking for people that I know off here to pop over and give me a bit of a hand. I have to get my house ready and in a decent condition within two weeks. I won't go into any more details at the mo.
Give me a hand and I will supply some grub and beer..........just a bit of scraping and sanding. Looking at this weekend coming up.
You have my number, so give me a call and please help out............I will explain over the phone. If you have lost my number then PM me and I will give it to you again. (Please do not just PM me for my number if I do not know you. This is so I do not phone around and put people on the spot. I need willing volunteers and not press-ganged)
Thanks folks.........................a trailer will come in very handy ( at nobody in particular)
Dave__Notts

Just a bit of scraping and sanding you say and then your gonna need a trailer to cart the crap away :shock: ........fookin hell dave how many layers of paper are on them walls!

24 May 2005

Quote by davej
Hello folks
I am looking for people that I know off here to pop over and give me a bit of a hand. I have to get my house ready and in a decent condition within two weeks. I won't go into any more details at the mo.
Give me a hand and I will supply some grub and beer..........just a bit of scraping and sanding. Looking at this weekend coming up.
You have my number, so give me a call and please help out............I will explain over the phone. If you have lost my number then PM me and I will give it to you again. (Please do not just PM me for my number if I do not know you. This is so I do not phone around and put people on the spot. I need willing volunteers and not press-ganged)
Thanks folks.........................a trailer will come in very handy ( at nobody in particular)
Dave__Notts

Just a bit of scraping and sanding you say and then your gonna need a trailer to cart the crap away :shock: ........fookin hell dave how many layers of paper are on them walls!
I did forget to say that there was a fireplace attached to the wall innocent

Dave_Notts

24 May 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Hello folks
I am looking for people that I know off here to pop over and give me a bit of a hand. I have to get my house ready and in a decent condition within two weeks. I won't go into any more details at the mo.
Give me a hand and I will supply some grub and beer..........just a bit of scraping and sanding. Looking at this weekend coming up.
You have my number, so give me a call and please help out............I will explain over the phone. If you have lost my number then PM me and I will give it to you again. (Please do not just PM me for my number if I do not know you. This is so I do not phone around and put people on the spot. I need willing volunteers and not press-ganged)
Thanks folks.........................a trailer will come in very handy ( at nobody in particular)
Dave__Notts

Just a bit of scraping and sanding you say and then your gonna need a trailer to cart the crap away :shock: ........fookin hell dave how many layers of paper are on them walls!
I did forget to say that there was a fireplace attached to the wall innocent

Dave_Notts
rotflmao

now the truths coming out......eeerm if there are any plasterers in the house would you drop round dave's to plaster up where the fireplace was........
anything else these volunteers need to know

24 May 2005

Id have given you a hand mate, but Im working this weekend ...

24 May 2005

Having read the follow-up, I bet you're glad, those who couldn't help!

24 May 2005

Quote by davej
Hello folks
I am looking for people that I know off here to pop over and give me a bit of a hand. I have to get my house ready and in a decent condition within two weeks. I won't go into any more details at the mo.
Give me a hand and I will supply some grub and beer..........just a bit of scraping and sanding. Looking at this weekend coming up.
You have my number, so give me a call and please help out............I will explain over the phone. If you have lost my number then PM me and I will give it to you again. (Please do not just PM me for my number if I do not know you. This is so I do not phone around and put people on the spot. I need willing volunteers and not press-ganged)
Thanks folks.........................a trailer will come in very handy ( at nobody in particular)
Dave__Notts

Just a bit of scraping and sanding you say and then your gonna need a trailer to cart the crap away :shock: ........fookin hell dave how many layers of paper are on them walls!
I did forget to say that there was a fireplace attached to the wall innocent

Dave_Notts
rotflmao

now the truths coming out......eeerm if there are any plasterers in the house would you drop round dave's to plaster up where the fireplace was........
anything else these volunteers need to know
It was to get ready for the plasterer..........who has now finished today biggrin

. Now.........it is time to paint........the tricky bit is that I am colour blind........Alex is choosing the colours and then writing on top of the tins "Front room walls" "Front room ceiling" "Hall walls" "etc". This beats painting by numbers
Dave_Notts

24 May 2005

Quick, someone get round there and swop the tin lids around

24 May 2005

Quote by davej
Quick, someone get round there and swop the tin lids around

Sometimes...........just sometimes............you can really go off people................... :kick:
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Dave_Notts

24 May 2005

Quote by davej
Quick, someone get round there and swop the tin lids around

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He's going on holiday soon. You do the tin lids, I'll swap the furniture round, he won't know his arse from his elbow. lol

24 May 2005

Quote by Marya
Quick, someone get round there and swop the tin lids around

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He's going on holiday soon. You do the tin lids, I'll swap the furniture round, he won't know his arse from his elbow. lol

nope, but at least he has got dog shit on his feet so they are easy to find :rotflmao:

24 May 2005

Quote by davej
Quick, someone get round there and swop the tin lids around

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He's going on holiday soon. You do the tin lids, I'll swap the furniture round, he won't know his arse from his elbow. lol

nope, but at least he has got dog shit on his feet so they are easy to find :rotflmao:
(((((((Thinks to self...........the binmen haven't been yet and could easily get the bags out of the bin and post them through Marya's and Davej's letter boxes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ))))))))
Dave_Notts (Just thinking)

24 May 2005

Dave_Notts, when you're all done there you couldn't perhaps come down this end and sort a few things for me could you?
I've the same beastly carpet gripper traps you have at the top of my stairs, my flat-pack bed has collapsed twice, the flat-pack chest of drawers collapsed when I moved it to make way for my full length mirror and the flucking bedroom curtain rail has fallen down. Been sleeping in the lounge for the past week now. The scarey thing is, I put that bloody curtain rail up too, it's only a matter of time before that one comes down too.
HELP!!!!

24 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Dave_Notts, when you're all done there you couldn't perhaps come down this end and sort a few things for me could you?
I've the same beastly carpet gripper traps you have at the top of my stairs, my flat-pack bed has collapsed twice, the flat-pack chest of drawers collapsed when I moved it to make way for my full length mirror and the flucking bedroom curtain rail has fallen down. Been sleeping in the lounge for the past week now. The scarey thing is, I put that bloody curtain rail up too, it's only a matter of time before that one comes down too.
HELP!!!!

Thank feck for that...............a fellow diy-disaster person. If I tried to help Libra.......you would be getting re-housed............I am a nightmare........ask the better half lol

Dave_Notts