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Quote by bouncy332
Aye thats a good one to which the answer may be, that the water might be in some continuous circle being pumped under ground by the little umpa lumpa's from the chocolate factory dunno
BUT....
I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg?? blink That keeps me awake for hours that one...

egg obviously
Chicken!!!
Quote by Theladyisaminx
Questions like
I live near a canal with lots of locks, so where does all the water at the top end of the canal come from and where does it go when it gets to the bottom? dunno

For those that don’t know!
Canals are manmade waterways, ones with locks go uphill the locks are there to keep the water in to assist in navigation up stream. The water is tidal if the locks were not there the water would flow out on the low tide and halt the navigation process up stream until high tide.
Well something like that!
How clever am I? lol
Am I still a dimwit?
:lol:
Not clever enough to explain where the water comes from or goes to biggrin
The sea :lol:
the locks just let water in from the highest point.
er no from the lowest point!
if you want to go down a level you go in and let the water out till you sink enough, to go in you let it in till you float enough....but where the feck does it come from and go to?
Think of locks as steps going up! :lol:
Comes up on a high tide from the sea and goes back to the sea on a low tide! rolleyes The loxk is there to keep the water in, if there were no locks up stream on a low tide would be a mud bank.
who said I was a dimwit? :smug:

banghead
:therethere:
Ah!!! But if something is man made how can it possibly be tidal?? :dunno:
And how does a spider climb up into a bath??
Quote by meat2pleaseu
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

Quite possibly, he's vanished, like an old oak table.
He has just changed his facebook profile pic to show his huge weapon though.....
Quote by bustylady40
I've often wondered why do nipples become erect at the most inopportune moments?

Levels of various hormones can play a role, as they have effects on the autonomic nervous system, which is the part of the nervous system that controls the involuntary functions of internal body processes.
Am I showing how clever I am tonight! lol :lol:
Quote by mollman1
Questions like
I live near a canal with lots of locks, so where does all the water at the top end of the canal come from and where does it go when it gets to the bottom? dunno

For those that don’t know!
Canals are manmade waterways, ones with locks go uphill the locks are there to keep the water in to assist in navigation up stream. The water is tidal if the locks were not there the water would flow out on the low tide and halt the navigation process up stream until high tide.
Well something like that!
How clever am I? lol
Am I still a dimwit?
:lol:
Not clever enough to explain where the water comes from or goes to biggrin
The sea :lol:
the locks just let water in from the highest point.
er no from the lowest point!
if you want to go down a level you go in and let the water out till you sink enough, to go in you let it in till you float enough....but where the feck does it come from and go to?
Think of locks as steps going up! :lol:
Comes up on a high tide from the sea and goes back to the sea on a low tide! rolleyes The loxk is there to keep the water in, if there were no locks up stream on a low tide would be a mud bank.
who said I was a dimwit? :smug:

banghead
:therethere:
Ah!!! But if something is man made how can it possibly be tidal?? :dunno:
Because canals are just links across land from rivers!
And how does a spider climb up into a bath??
They have Suction pads on the bottom of their feet! :lol:
The usual type of question that keeps me awake is
If i move that there and put this here will it please me?
If i build a cupboard there should i move the kitchen door?
Should i lady wank or wake dek?
Shall i be brave tomorrow?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

No he is fine he is busy under my desk wink lol
Quote by Theladyisaminx
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

No he is fine he is busy under my desk wink lol
Tell him he never sent me the details of that bio fuel system then :D
I have a question, at night just as I am going off to sleep I have brilliant ideas come into my head.
I aways think what a great idea!
Then in the morning for the life of me I can't remember what that brilliant idea was.
Can anyone help?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

No he is fine he is busy under my desk wink lol
Tell him he never sent me the details of that bio fuel system then :D
I've got a nice pic of it....and I'm a girl :smug:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

No he is fine he is busy under my desk wink lol
Tell him he never sent me the details of that bio fuel system then :D
He said can't it wait? he is rather busy right now. :rascal:
Quote by winchwench
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

No he is fine he is busy under my desk wink lol
Tell him he never sent me the details of that bio fuel system then :D
I've got a nice pic of it....and I'm a girl :smug:
I've got a pic or two, i just need to know how to build it :D
Why do I always have a tictac or lonely piece of chewing gum in the bottom of my bag when I never left it there dunno
Quote by mollman1
Aye thats a good one to which the answer may be, that the water might be in some continuous circle being pumped under ground by the little umpa lumpa's from the chocolate factory dunno (that was in answer to meaty's first question btw redface )
BUT....
I have a better one what came first the chicken or the egg?? blink That keeps me awake for hours that one...

Ian tells me the answer to this question is neither.
The cockerel came first.
Typical bloody men lol mad rolleyes
Another good question
What do Dawnies nipples taste like? :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie
Why do I always have a tictac or lonely piece of chewing gum in the bottom of my bag when I never left it there dunno

the chewing gum is mine. I am always losing the last piece.
Why, when I am dieting, do I lose weight from my boobs before anywhere else?! I mean FFS, I like my boobs. mad
Well, apart from the risk of losing my mortgage, the fact that my company is laying people off in irregular busrts of 'saving money' and whether my son will ever leave home - - - what keeps me awake at night is 'why do I only think of the devastatingly cutting come-back hours after the person it is aimed at has insulted/annoyed me and bogged off?'
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Another good question
What do Dawnies nipples taste like? :rascal:

Strawberries :giggle:
Quote by splendid_
Why do I always have a tictac or lonely piece of chewing gum in the bottom of my bag when I never left it there dunno

the chewing gum is mine. I am always losing the last piece.
What have you been doing in my bag young lady :dunno:
This keeps me up at night....

Not good...so what do you do...?.
Very strange indeed.
Look from 1min:06secs - 1min:26sec....
very strange indeed confused
Yet still watch the whole video.
Albert Einstein is even involved... :?:
From,
Wunderhorse.
Quote by Dawnie
Another good question
What do Dawnies nipples taste like? :rascal:

Strawberries :giggle:
i like strawberries :lickface: :rascal:

Seems serious enough.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
and other things
What is the point, the raison d'etre of slugs and wasps? are they just here to annoy me?

Yes..........add to that list craneflies mad
Quote by meat2pleaseu
another question for you
where the hell is pete sw? dunno
i was chatting to him about car stuff and he went awol, i buggered off to bed and i've not seen him since...you don't think he's still sat there waiting for me to reply do you? biggrin

Was chatting on the phone with Pete the other evening. He's taking a little sabbatical as he's very busy at the mo
Quote by mollman1
I have one that also puzzles me why does buttered toast always lands butter side down when you drop it? :huh:

Its the heavier side...
Saw an experiment once on TV a looooooong time ago and the conclusion was it because its the heavier side and the toast rotates due to the extra weight of the butter/marg.....
Quote by flower411
Space is infinite, just goes on and on forever, but that`s impossible :shock: It can`t just keep going !!
But if it does come to and end, what happens then ??
Is there just "nothing" ??? :shock:
And if there is just "nothing", how long does that go on for and what does it look like ?? :confused2:

Where's the geeks when you need one? lol
I had you down as one, how wrong can a woman be! :P
Quote by flower411
Space is infinite, just goes on and on forever, but that`s impossible :shock: It can`t just keep going !!
But if it does come to and end, what happens then ??
Is there just "nothing" ??? :shock:
And if there is just "nothing", how long does that go on for and what does it look like ?? :confused2:

I worked that out years ago :smile2:
Space, and the universe is contained within itself wink
Quote by flower411
Space is infinite, just goes on and on forever, but that`s impossible :shock: It can`t just keep going !!
But if it does come to and end, what happens then ??
Is there just "nothing" ??? :shock:
And if there is just "nothing", how long does that go on for and what does it look like ?? :confused2:

Stolen from wikipedia..
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"[